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Re: Survival Quiz

Postby one2many » Thu Sep 19, 2013 12:28 am

Your Score Is: 4 Out of 13 and im trashed on pain meds. i aint ever going to ne in most of them situations :?
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Re: SWurvival Quiz

Postby The Duck Hammer » Thu Sep 19, 2013 12:33 am

I only got 5 too. Stupid shit.


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Re: Survival Quiz

Postby one2many » Thu Sep 19, 2013 12:36 am

hell yes
No helicopter looking for a murder
Two in the mornin got the Fatburger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
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Re: Survival Quiz

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Thu Sep 19, 2013 12:38 am

I just took it. It told me its surprised I'm still alive. :lol:
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Re: Survival Quiz

Postby bill herian » Thu Sep 19, 2013 12:39 am

3 correct.

Like a bunch of surfers are going to endanger my life.
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Re: Survival Quiz

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Thu Sep 19, 2013 12:46 am

bill herian wrote:3 correct.

Like a bunch of surfers are going to endanger my life.

:lol: 4 for me. I shouldn't surf, raft, or ski, but I'm ok to cross a creek, change a tire, and crash land airplanes :D

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Re: Survival Quiz

Postby rebelp74 » Thu Sep 19, 2013 1:04 am

I only got 3. Sorry but if I'm crash landing a plane, it's gonna be over open water and I'm bailing before impact. And when surfing fuck them, watch this shit!
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Re: Survival Quiz

Postby Goldfish » Thu Sep 19, 2013 1:12 am

I got 7, but really 8 because "throw your hands in the air and say Jesus take the wheel" was too good of an answer to not pick, lol

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Re: Survival Quiz

Postby rozzo842 » Thu Sep 19, 2013 7:06 am

I got 5 but disagree with the tire changing one. If you in the middle of changing a tire then you have a jack going from the frame to the ground thus making their tires insulating you theory wrong.

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Re: Survival Quiz

Postby Woody » Thu Sep 19, 2013 7:11 am

9 but I reject the surfing question as a survival situation.
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Re: Survival Quiz

Postby goodkarmarising » Thu Sep 19, 2013 7:11 am

6 out of 13...barely alive, but seriously, like I really care about some surfers giving me the stink eye.
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Re: Survival Quiz

Postby jmitch » Thu Sep 19, 2013 7:16 am

got 4. seems pretty dumb to me. What does surfing or running away from a dog have to do with survival?
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Re: Survival Quiz

Postby Woody » Thu Sep 19, 2013 7:21 am

goodkarmarising wrote:6 out of 13...barely alive, but seriously, like I really care about some surfers giving me the stink eye.


Agreed!
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Also this one...

13. INCORRECT
The question was: Reverse moderate hypothermia by climbing into your sleeping bag...

You answered: (d) Naked, with a friend

The correct answer is: (c) Clothed

As long as your clothes are dry, get straight into your bag—with hot-water bottles if possible. A warm body can help, but if your friend is already cold, you're just risking two cases of hypothermia. That chestnut about getting naked was likely invented by a lonely wilderness instructor. For more on hypothermia, read our science of survival field guide.


If your friend is warm and you are cold, it is best to get naked and use your cloths as a blanket along with your sleeping bag.

The cloths form a thermal barrier between you and your friend and slow down the warming process.
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Re: Survival Quiz

Postby jehler » Thu Sep 19, 2013 7:24 am

The surfer one is wrong, I used to surf, some tourist fuck comes out and starts waving enthusiastically he's gonna get run over
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Re: Survival Quiz

Postby RonE » Thu Sep 19, 2013 7:28 am

Just 5 out of 13 but I'm already old and have survived plenty of shit in the past.
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Re: Survival Quiz

Postby Woody » Thu Sep 19, 2013 7:32 am

When i was a kid, we had this survival trivia game. One of the questions was what to do if an extraterestial aproached you with an intent to harm.

What do you guys think the answer was?
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Re: Survival Quiz

Postby The Duck Hammer » Thu Sep 19, 2013 7:35 am

Woody wrote:Also this one...

13. INCORRECT
The question was: Reverse moderate hypothermia by climbing into your sleeping bag...

You answered: (d) Naked, with a friend

The correct answer is: (c) Clothed

As long as your clothes are dry, get straight into your bag—with hot-water bottles if possible. A warm body can help, but if your friend is already cold, you're just risking two cases of hypothermia. That chestnut about getting naked was likely invented by a lonely wilderness instructor. For more on hypothermia, read our science of survival field guide.


If your friend is warm and you are cold, it is best to get naked and use your cloths as a blanket along with your sleeping bag.

The cloths form a thermal barrier between you and your friend and slow down the warming process.


That was my answer too. A guy that I hunt with was stationed in Alaska and the first day he was there his CO told him to sleep naked I'm his sleeping bag, and that it would be warmer that way. He'd didn't listen and almost froze to death that night. Clothes trap cold air around your body while just getting naked causes all the air within the bag to get warmed, keeping you warmer. Quiz is wrong.


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Re: Survival Quiz

Postby AKPirate » Thu Sep 19, 2013 7:44 am

The Duck Hammer wrote:
Woody wrote:Also this one...

13. INCORRECT
The question was: Reverse moderate hypothermia by climbing into your sleeping bag...

You answered: (d) Naked, with a friend

The correct answer is: (c) Clothed

As long as your clothes are dry, get straight into your bag—with hot-water bottles if possible. A warm body can help, but if your friend is already cold, you're just risking two cases of hypothermia. That chestnut about getting naked was likely invented by a lonely wilderness instructor. For more on hypothermia, read our science of survival field guide.


If your friend is warm and you are cold, it is best to get naked and use your cloths as a blanket along with your sleeping bag.

The cloths form a thermal barrier between you and your friend and slow down the warming process.


That was my answer too. A guy that I hunt with was stationed in Alaska and the first day he was there his CO told him to sleep naked I'm his sleeping bag, and that it would be warmer that way. He'd didn't listen and almost froze to death that night. Clothes trap cold air around your body while just getting naked causes all the air within the bag to get warmed, keeping you warmer. Quiz is wrong.


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The quiz is stupid. I've slept in -50 temps and it just sucks. We slept in our polar weight long johns and wool caps and did fine. No one was getting naked in their bags.
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Re: Survival Quiz

Postby jehler » Thu Sep 19, 2013 7:44 am

Woody wrote:When i was a kid, we had this survival trivia game. One of the questions was what to do if an extraterestial aproached you with an intent to harm.

What do you guys think the answer was?
call the ins?
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Re: Survival Quiz

Postby jehler » Thu Sep 19, 2013 7:49 am

The Duck Hammer wrote: Clothes trap cold air around your body
your clothes have little air conditioners or something?

Clothes trap air around your body the same way a sleeping bag traps air around your body. It's how insulation works, it's often referred to as layering. Only reason to take your clothes off is if they were wet or frozen.
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Re: Survival Quiz

Postby AKPirate » Thu Sep 19, 2013 7:51 am

jehler wrote:
Woody wrote:When i was a kid, we had this survival trivia game. One of the questions was what to do if an extraterestial aproached you with an intent to harm.

What do you guys think the answer was?
call the ins?

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Re: Survival Quiz

Postby jarbo03 » Thu Sep 19, 2013 7:52 am

Woody wrote:When i was a kid, we had this survival trivia game. One of the questions was what to do if an extraterestial aproached you with an intent to harm.

What do you guys think the answer was?


Shoot them with a photon laser.
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Re: Survival Quiz

Postby The Duck Hammer » Thu Sep 19, 2013 7:52 am

jehler wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote: Clothes trap cold air around your body
your clothes have little air conditioners or something?

Clothes trap air around your body the same way a sleeping bag traps air around your body. It's how insulation works, it's often referred to as layering. Only reason to take your clothes off is if they were wet or frozen.


That's what I was told about the deal. Never been to Alaska to find out.


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Re: Survival Quiz

Postby jehler » Thu Sep 19, 2013 7:55 am

The Duck Hammer wrote:
jehler wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote: Clothes trap cold air around your body
your clothes have little air conditioners or something?

Clothes trap air around your body the same way a sleeping bag traps air around your body. It's how insulation works, it's often referred to as layering. Only reason to take your clothes off is if they were wet or frozen.


That's what I was told about the deal. Never been to Alaska to find out.


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Re: Survival Quiz

Postby The Duck Hammer » Thu Sep 19, 2013 7:57 am

jehler wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:
jehler wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote: Clothes trap cold air around your body
your clothes have little air conditioners or something?

Clothes trap air around your body the same way a sleeping bag traps air around your body. It's how insulation works, it's often referred to as layering. Only reason to take your clothes off is if they were wet or frozen.


That's what I was told about the deal. Never been to Alaska to find out.


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shit man, I forgot you were from Texas that Alaska guy was either fuckin with you or his co wanted to see his goodies

:lol: Maybe so.


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Re: Survival Quiz

Postby Woody » Thu Sep 19, 2013 8:36 am

jarbo03 wrote:
Woody wrote:When i was a kid, we had this survival trivia game. One of the questions was what to do if an extraterestial aproached you with an intent to harm.

What do you guys think the answer was?


Shoot them with a photon laser.


Logical, but no...

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Woody wrote:When i was a kid, we had this survival trivia game. One of the questions was what to do if an extraterestial aproached you with an intent to harm.

What do you guys think the answer was?
call the ins?


There is a government agency involved, but no.








Mind you this was a game sold with the U.S. National Park Service's name on it... so it should have been somewhat wilderness legit.

According to the "DOD (Department of Defense)" if you are approached by an Alien/Extraterrestrial your best bet for self defense is to "poke it in the eyes, as the eyes are likely to be the only known weak body feature that will be easily recognizable."

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Re: Survival Quiz

Postby Goldfish » Thu Sep 19, 2013 9:25 am

rozzo842 wrote:I got 5 but disagree with the tire changing one. If you in the middle of changing a tire then you have a jack going from the frame to the ground thus making their tires insulating you theory wrong.

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The tires don't insulate you. A car is still going to get struck by lightning if it's going to get struck, regards of if it's on 4 tires or 3 plus a jack. The body and frame direct the current away from you so as long as you aren't holding onto the roof and the floor, you'll be fine


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Re: Survival Quiz

Postby The Mad Duck » Thu Sep 19, 2013 9:55 am

I scored 8. Personally, I would have taken the bike and beat the shit out of the dog with it.
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Re: Survival Quiz

Postby The Duck Hammer » Thu Sep 19, 2013 10:30 am

Goldfish wrote:
rozzo842 wrote:I got 5 but disagree with the tire changing one. If you in the middle of changing a tire then you have a jack going from the frame to the ground thus making their tires insulating you theory wrong.

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The tires don't insulate you. A car is still going to get struck by lightning if it's going to get struck, regards of if it's on 4 tires or 3 plus a jack. The body and frame direct the current away from you so as long as you aren't holding onto the roof and the floor, you'll be fine


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This. Goldie knows his physics.


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