TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

[Tomkat]

You heard it here folks!!! If Assateague pops for a jersey only God can stop him from that 3 grand!!

What player will u get? Lopez #50/50 ?



Blog- http://www.ksducks.com

[assateague]

I don't want to get ahead of myself. It is the Chiefs we're talking about, after all. But I would get 50/50.

[jehler]

Sorry assa
"Are the cheifs gonna win the Super Bowl"

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[Tomkat]

Quiet Jehler. I want to see Assateague use his fur money to buy some gear.



Blog- http://www.ksducks.com

[Eric Haynes]

I'd be happy seeing them, the Eagles, Jets, and Jags going 8-8. I don't like any of them, but I do like seeing shitty teams get back on their feet. Eagles mainly because of Chip Kelly

[Eric Haynes]

I'd be happy seeing them, the Eagles, Jets, and Jags going 8-8. I don't like any of them, but I do like seeing shitty teams get back on their feet. Eagles mainly because of Chip Kelly

[Tomkat]

I'd be happy seeing them, the Eagles, Jets, and Jags going 8-8. I don't like any of them, but I do like seeing shitty teams get back on their feet. Eagles mainly because of Chip Kelly

Parity is what makes the NFL great

[Mornin Beef]

Wow Cutler is god
Throws beams of light from jesus
cig smoking cutler

http://smokinjaycutler.tumblr.com/

[bill herian]

Quiet Jehler. I want to see Assateague use his fur money to buy some gear.

For some reason that sounds dirty.

[Redbeard]

Gentlemen I'd just like to recommend we get this thread back on topic. It appears there's been a lot of chatter and not enough shitty haikus.

[Tomkat]

Redbeard has a hot wife
a good job, and some nice kids
but no alarm clock

Stuck home with brood
while others are hunting and fishing
why you no wake up?

[Tomkat]

Uncle Ricco loves Cutler
He is jealous of the fact
Cutler won the state tournament

[Mornin Beef]

[Tomkat]

MB shoots many geese
Wears Chad Belding sun glasses
Have fun cleaning them.



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[Tomkat]

Redbeard, part 2

Red likes to shit
Pictures on the pot, lots of talk
shit shit shit shit shit (5?)

A man named Freud
Wrote about the anal stage long ago
He is anal expulsive

[Tomkat]

Cold morning frost
The beat of wings, drake whistle
BOOM BOOM! Die bitch

[Tomkat]

Godzilla not good
on day nephew shoots goose.
Mothra okay?

[assateague]

Yes, it's been awhile.
But Tom still can't count worth shit.
Big surprise there. Not.

[Tomkat]

Jimbo traps critters
Coons, fox, coyotes, mice.
Go chiefs go!!

[Tiler_J]

Hey TK real quick,
Your favorite boat that sinks?
Mine's a submarine.

[Tomkat]

This post was made by Tiler_J who is currently on your ignore list.

Special list for U,
Peace be with you Tiler_J
Its better this way

[3legged_lab]

ROFLMFAO!

[Tiler_J]

This post was made by Tiler_J who is currently on your ignore list.

Special list for U,
Peace be with you Tiler_J
Its better this way

I am honored by an actual 5-7-5 Haiku! I feel very special, thank you!

[AKPirate]

[Tomkat]

Leave boat ramp at five
Brandy will fetch em up
Dead or alive

Early morning chill
Setting out decoys and mojo
Hot coffee for all.

[Tomkat]

Decoys are out
light wind, a blue sky today
Goodbye goose, die

[assateague]

Sunday. No ducking.
Might shoot a deer later, though.
Can hunt them today.

[Tomkat]

Sunday. No ducking.
Might shoot a deer later, though.
Can hunt them today.

Why no hunt Sun?
We hunt any day in season
Pay your rain tax!

[assateague]

Government rain tax.
Should be "Lazy ****** Tax"
Something for nothing.

[Redbeard]

Do you two carry on phone conversations in haiku?