This will be interesting...

[R. Chapman]

Well, the girlfriend agreed that she wanted to go duck hunting tomorrow. Doubt she will be up at 4:00 and ready by 1/4 till. That's why I bought some dry ice and chugged a 2 liter thing of cherry coke. Make a nice little dry ice bomb to gt her up. Then the next thing that will happen is she'll probably get stuck in the mud. Then she will probably be on her fancy HTC or whatever the hell it is when the action slows for 5 minutes. As Phil Robertson would put it, she's 85% yuppy and about 15% normal. We shall see come sunrise. An old Indian once told me good things happen to those who wake up before the sun itself. I'll confirm that tomorrow...

[Olly]

I think we need pictures of this hunt tomorrow. Success or failure.

Sent from my phone.

[(MT)Montanafowler]

Well, the girlfriend agreed that she wanted to go duck hunting tomorrow. Doubt she will be up at 4:00 and ready by 1/4 till. That's why I bought some dry ice and chugged a 2 liter thing of cherry coke. Make a nice little dry ice bomb to gt her up. Then the next thing that will happen is she'll probably get stuck in the mud. Then she will probably be on her fancy HTC or whatever the hell it is when the action slows for 5 minutes. As Phil Robertson would put it, she's 85% yuppy and about 15% normal. We shall see come sunrise. An old Indian once told me good things happen to those who wake up before the sun itself. I'll confirm that tomorrow...

you're too young to be thinking about girls, go kill some shit.

[R. Chapman]

I'll try to get some, either way it'll be something o look back on for years to come.

[(MT)Montanafowler]

I'll try to get some, either way it'll be something o look back on for years to come.

i want you to remember that statement when you knock her up, ok dude?


seriously, you're too young, go hunting and get piss drunk with your bros.

[R. Chapman]

Well, the girlfriend agreed that she wanted to go duck hunting tomorrow. Doubt she will be up at 4:00 and ready by 1/4 till. That's why I bought some dry ice and chugged a 2 liter thing of cherry coke. Make a nice little dry ice bomb to gt her up. Then the next thing that will happen is she'll probably get stuck in the mud. Then she will probably be on her fancy HTC or whatever the hell it is when the action slows for 5 minutes. As Phil Robertson would put it, she's 85% yuppy and about 15% normal. We shall see come sunrise. An old Indian once told me good things happen to those who wake up before the sun itself. I'll confirm that tomorrow...

you're too young to be thinking about girls, go kill some shit.

Hell no!

[R. Chapman]

I'll try to get some, either way it'll be something o look back on for years to come.

i want you to remember that statement when you knock her up, ok dude?


seriously, you're too young, go hunting and get piss drunk with your bros.

I wa talking about pictures, not knocking her up you pervert!

[The Duck Hammer]

I'll try to get some, either way it'll be something o look back on for years to come.

i want you to remember that statement when you knock her up, ok dude?


seriously, you're too young, go hunting and get piss drunk with your bros.

That's how I read it too.

[R. Chapman]

I'll try to get some, either way it'll be something o look back on for years to come.

i want you to remember that statement when you knock her up, ok dude?


seriously, you're too young, go hunting and get piss drunk with your bros.

That's how I read it too.

That was a good one, but I blame it on Olly, he set me up for that one!

[(MT)Montanafowler]

I'll try to get some, either way it'll be something o look back on for years to come.

i want you to remember that statement when you knock her up, ok dude?


seriously, you're too young, go hunting and get piss drunk with your bros.

I wa talking about pictures, not knocking her up you pervert!

you need to understand that "git some" is a universal language.


How the fuck am i a pervert? i just told you to stop banging your girlfriend and to go shoot ducks, i'm like a fucking priest!

[The Duck Hammer]

I'll try to get some, either way it'll be something o look back on for years to come.

i want you to remember that statement when you knock her up, ok dude?


seriously, you're too young, go hunting and get piss drunk with your bros.

I wa talking about pictures, not knocking her up you pervert!

you need to understand that "git some" is a universal language.


How the fuck am i a pervert? i just told you to stop banging your girlfriend and to go shoot ducks, i'm like a fucking priest!

You're like the modern Confucius

[(MT)Montanafowler]

I'll try to get some, either way it'll be something o look back on for years to come.

i want you to remember that statement when you knock her up, ok dude?


seriously, you're too young, go hunting and get piss drunk with your bros.

I wa talking about pictures, not knocking her up you pervert!

you need to understand that "git some" is a universal language.


How the fuck am i a pervert? i just told you to stop banging your girlfriend and to go shoot ducks, i'm like a fucking priest!

You're like the modern Confucius

Bitches be tripping.

[rebelp74]

I'll try to get some, either way it'll be something o look back on for years to come.

i want you to remember that statement when you knock her up, ok dude?


seriously, you're too young, go hunting and get piss drunk with your bros.

I wa talking about pictures, not knocking her up you pervert!

you need to understand that "git some" is a universal language.


How the fuck am i a pervert? i just told you to stop banging your girlfriend and to go shoot ducks, i'm like a fucking priest!

You're like the modern Confucius

Says the human snapple lid.

[The Duck Hammer]

Says the human snapple lid.

Hell I need to get back on that. Maybe tomorrow.

[one2many]

50/50, R. Chapman is WNT trying to troll us like corncob did them fuckers over there

[huntfishnv]

Yo chap and montana you still tryna get together for a hunt?

[huntfishnv]

Wake up in less than 2 hours. Shit. Got a bangin field lined up though.

[(MT)Montanafowler]

Yo chap and montana you still tryna get together for a hunt?

i'm down for something eventually, i honestly didn't know our season had switched two weeks earlier now.

[(MT)Montanafowler]

Wake up in less than 2 hours. Shit. Got a bangin field lined up though.

good luck man, kill a few for me!

[R. Chapman]

Yo chap and montana you still tryna get together for a hunt?

i'm down for something eventually, i honestly didn't know our season had switched two weeks earlier now.

Well depends where MF is at? I know HFNV lives here in Helena just like myself. I am willing to drive half way to meet up. Are you?

[R. Chapman]

50/50, R. Chapman is WNT trying to troll us like corncob did them fuckers over there

What is it with you and corncobs?????

[Ducky192]

You wake her up like that and you won't have to worry about the 85% and 15% because you'll be 100% single

[The Duck Hammer]

50/50, R. Chapman is WNT trying to troll us like corncob did them fuckers over there

What is it with you and corncobs?????

Don't worry about it, something clearly just went over your head.


Sent from my Vox Mortem

[R. Chapman]

Well, that really sucks. She bailed on me, don't mean shit to me. Ended up calling a buddy and went over to cascade. Got a GW teal and a merganser. Plus shooing 3 coots right out from underneath my buddy. And tomorrow I am headed over to Avon to see if I can get a limit on teal.

[realunlucky]

Well, that really sucks. She bailed on me, don't mean **** to me. Ended up calling a buddy and went over to cascade. Got a GW teal and a merganser. Plus shooing 3 coots right out from underneath my buddy. And tomorrow I am headed over to Avon to see if I can get a limit on teal.

it's really for the best.I tell my wife two can hunt for the price of one, if one stays her ass at home.

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[rebelp74]

Well, that really sucks. She bailed on me, don't mean **** to me. Ended up calling a buddy and went over to cascade. Got a GW teal and a merganser. Plus shooing 3 coots right out from underneath my buddy. And tomorrow I am headed over to Avon to see if I can get a limit on teal.

it's really for the best.I tell my wife two can hunt for the price of one, if one stays her ass at home.

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[R. Chapman]

And now I am stuck with 3 fucking coots!

[rebelp74]

And now I am stuck with 3 fucking coots!

Eat em

[R. Chapman]

And now I am stuck with 3 fucking coots!

Eat em

Give me a recipe to go off of.

[Feelin' Fowl]

And now I am stuck with 3 fucking coots!

Eat em

Give me a recipe to go off of.

Step 1. Become a Coonass
Step2. Microwave that shit

Done