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Re: fact of the day

Postby The Duck Hammer » Mon Jul 29, 2013 11:34 pm

There are more chickens in the world than people.
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Re: fact of the day

Postby The Duck Hammer » Sat Sep 28, 2013 5:22 pm

The first TV show to be put into reruns was "The Lone Ranger."
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Re: fact of the day

Postby The Duck Hammer » Sun Sep 29, 2013 10:51 am

To estimate the temperature in degrees Fahrenheit, count the number of cricket chirps in 15 seconds and add 37.
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Re: fact of the day

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Sun Sep 29, 2013 11:19 am

The Duck Hammer wrote:To estimate the temperature in degrees Fahrenheit, count the number of steps you can take before wishing you had used the blue bottle. Less than 10, and it's too fucking hot. Take your as back inside.


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Re: fact of the day

Postby RickC » Sun Sep 29, 2013 12:16 pm

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Re: fact of the day

Postby bill herian » Sun Sep 29, 2013 8:12 pm

The Duck Hammer wrote:There are more chickens in the world than people.



No shit.

There was like 60 billion chickens last time I counted.
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Re: fact of the day

Postby Olly » Sun Sep 29, 2013 8:53 pm

How did it take you to count them all?

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Re: fact of the day

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Sun Sep 29, 2013 9:55 pm

Olly wrote:How did it take you to count them all?

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Probably not that long. Just count all the feet and divide by 2.
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Re: fact of the day

Postby (MT)Montanafowler » Mon Sep 30, 2013 8:53 am

DeadEye_Dan wrote:
Olly wrote:How did it take you to count them all?

Sent from my phone.

Probably not that long. Just count all the feet and divide by 2.


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Re: fact of the day

Postby assateague » Mon Sep 30, 2013 9:03 am

DeadEye_Dan wrote:
Olly wrote:How did it take you to count them all?

Sent from my phone.

Probably not that long. Just count all the feet and divide by 2.



I just count half the chickens and multiply by 2. Saves time.
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Re: fact of the day

Postby QH's Paw » Mon Sep 30, 2013 9:21 am

assateague wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:
Olly wrote:How did it take you to count them all?

Sent from my phone.

Probably not that long. Just count all the feet and divide by 2.



I just count half the chickens and multiply by 2. Saves time.

Is that accurate ? 50/50 it is absolutely accurate.
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Re: fact of the day

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Mon Sep 30, 2013 9:48 am

assateague wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:
Olly wrote:How did it take you to count them all?

Sent from my phone.

Probably not that long. Just count all the feet and divide by 2.



I just count half the chickens and multiply by 2. Saves time.


Wrong. You'd have to count all the chickens to know how many half would be, so you'd actually have to count them 1 time, then count half again, and then multiply by 2 for your silly theory to work.

Idiot.
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Re: fact of the day

Postby assateague » Mon Sep 30, 2013 9:52 am

Nope. I count what I think is half, and multiply by two. Either my number is accepted, and it doesn't matter anymore, or someone disputes it, counts them all to prove me wrong, and then it doesn't matter anymore. Either way,, the chickens are counted, and I only spent half the time doing it.
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Re: fact of the day

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Mon Sep 30, 2013 10:02 am

That's sloppy work Jim. Bush league.
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Re: fact of the day

Postby assateague » Mon Sep 30, 2013 10:08 am

Work smarter, not harder. And by "smarter" I mean "trick someone else into doing the menial tasks".
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Re: fact of the day

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Mon Sep 30, 2013 10:17 am

Like Excel sheets with 10,000 columns??
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Re: fact of the day

Postby assateague » Mon Sep 30, 2013 10:24 am

Sometimes you get over, sometimes you get overed on. :lol:
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Re: fact of the day

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Mon Sep 30, 2013 10:34 am

Ha ha.

By the way - have I mentioned I hate flying??
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Re: fact of the day

Postby The Duck Hammer » Mon Sep 30, 2013 9:07 pm

There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
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Re: fact of the day

Postby Tiler_J » Mon Sep 30, 2013 9:11 pm

The Duck Hammer wrote:There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

And I have gotten most of those variations from cashiers at McDonalds.
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Re: fact of the day

Postby Flightstopper » Mon Sep 30, 2013 9:14 pm

The Duck Hammer wrote:There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.


Or you can just write a check and avoid change.
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Re: fact of the day

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Re: fact of the day

Postby The Duck Hammer » Mon Sep 30, 2013 9:21 pm

realunlucky wrote:Sent from my C771 using Tapatalk 2

Good one. :thumbsup:
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Re: fact of the day

Postby bill herian » Mon Sep 30, 2013 9:23 pm

We had complete digital elevation models (topo maps) of mars and venus before we had one of earth.
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Re: fact of the day

Postby RonE » Mon Sep 30, 2013 9:34 pm

Feelin' Fowl wrote:
capt1972 wrote:Bacon is good!

this is your fact of the day


feel free to post your own


The original post is fact. Doesn't matter if it's crispy or chewy. Bacon is wonderful.

Trust me...I'm a fat guy :thumbsup:


Bacon is best if it is not too stiff and not too floppy'
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Re: fact of the day

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Mon Sep 30, 2013 9:45 pm

RonE wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote:
capt1972 wrote:Bacon is good!

this is your fact of the day


feel free to post your own


The original post is fact. Doesn't matter if it's crispy or chewy. Bacon is wonderful.

Trust me...I'm a fat guy :thumbsup:


Bacon is best if it is not too stiff and not too floppy'


Bacon is best when it's bacon.
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Re: fact of the day

Postby The Duck Hammer » Mon Sep 30, 2013 9:53 pm

Feelin' Fowl wrote:
RonE wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote:
capt1972 wrote:Bacon is good!

this is your fact of the day


feel free to post your own


The original post is fact. Doesn't matter if it's crispy or chewy. Bacon is wonderful.

Trust me...I'm a fat guy :thumbsup:


Bacon is best if it is not too stiff and not too floppy'


Bacon is best when it's bacon.


Incorrect burned bacon is disgusting.


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Re: fact of the day

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Mon Sep 30, 2013 9:56 pm

How the hell does someone burn bacon?

Your scenario isn't possible...
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Re: fact of the day

Postby The Duck Hammer » Mon Sep 30, 2013 10:32 pm

Feelin' Fowl wrote:How the hell does someone burn bacon?

Your scenario isn't possible...

Once it gets crispy that shits burned.


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Re: fact of the day

Postby assateague » Mon Sep 30, 2013 10:39 pm

Yep.
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