The Craigslist deal of the day thread

[goodkarmarising]

http://kansascity.craigslist.org/spo/4069068002.html

I HAVE TWO DOZEN GOOSE SHELLS (REG. SIZE) AND TWO DOZEN SUPER SIZE SHELLS I WOULD LIKE TO TRADE FOR 16FT ALUM. BOAT OR GUNS.

[capt1972]

http://nh.craigslist.org/spo/4072154039.html

[BrewGUN]

found this one last night while listing a bunch of garage crap.
http://nmi.craigslist.org/zip/4068782410.html

I did manage to sell the little chief smoker that Jgun cobbled together and gave me. I never used it and needed it gone. Got a guy coming tonight to look at all the old crappy decoys laying in the corner.

[Woody]

http://nh.craigslist.org/spo/4072154039.html

If only he had 7 sets, then i would be interested

[AKPirate]

$800 $800 HOLY CRAP! IS THAT A ROOM FOR RENT ON MY CRAIGSLIST?!?1?1?!1//?!? (East Nashville)
You bet your sweet nomadic ass it is! Do you want to be homeless? Then you better check this room for rent out. Guess what? It has WALLS and a CEILING - IT BLOCKS THE FUCKIN WIND AND RAIN, FOOL!

ZOMFG THE LOCATION IS THE SHIT! You can WALK to percy priest from here so you can go mack on all the babes and show off those bulging pecs! Or if you're a lady.. well you know you don't have to do a damn thing to show off! You can (almost) stand on the back deck and hit boats with a rock.. as long as you have an arm like superman. But please don't try, let's try to keep it civilized.

GOT CARPET IN THIS HOE TOO! They wanted to put in some hardwood floors but I was like TURNT DOWN FO WHAT! I don't want my feet to be cold when I get out of bed at night. The carpet being all soft and nice and whatnot transcends the walking barefoot experience.

Man the room! You can put your bed and shit UP IN HERE!!! So you can sleep, chill, meditate, DO INSANE AMOUNTS OF JUMPING JACKS, and store your dead bodies under your bed. You got a private bedroom! We ain't bunk bedding buddies in this mufkin place.

AWWWWW YISSSSSS YOUR OWN PRIVATE BATHROOM!!! WTF?!?!? You can shower and take a dump without anyone being up in your business! I'm not shitting you either, I'm talking HOT WATER UP IN THIS B!

We got ELECTRICITY! Had "father electric" himself BEN MUFKIN FRANKLIN come install it himself. POWER ALL YOUR APPLIANCES. No need for candles or firewood, because I got LIGHTS AND HEAT!

I GOT DOORS! people can't be comin all up in yo space, son!
I GOT WINDOWS! you can see outside and shit, WHATUP NEIGHBORS!

I'm a 23 year old guy, sane as SHIT! Awesome as SHIT! I like adrenaline, eating, food, edibles, ALL THINGS THAT ARE GOOD!
Do you like dogs? I GOT A SICK ASS PUPPY TOO! That b be all like woof and shit.
I'm a web developer, and offroad enthusiast. ACTIVE LIKE I ROB BANKS FO A LIVIN! GET LIKE ME!

Okay, I apologize for the crude language. It did enhance the experience and grab your attention though, did it not?

[Goldfish]

I'm sick if seeing those craigslist ads. The first few were entertaining, but now everyone is just copying it

sent from a phancy fone

[goodkarmarising]

http://kansascity.craigslist.org/boa/4094493450.html

Plywood boat homemade would make a great layout duck blind project 1(816)787-8602 will Accept trades things that go broom and things that go boom

[Woody]

http://kansascity.craigslist.org/boa/4094493450.html

Plywood boat homemade would make a great layout duck blind project 1(816)787-8602 will Accept trades things that go broom and things that go boom

aka..... Coffin

[The Duck Hammer]

Or sled. I bet that sob can't even keep out water.


Sent from my Vox Mortem

[capt1972]

Or sled. I bet that sob can't even keep out water.


Sent from my Vox Mortem

Planter

[banknote]

Neat little boat and trailer that I do not need and should not buy.
http://portland.craigslist.org/clk/spo/4092754355.html

[Flightstopper]

Buy it!

Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I537 using Tapatalk 4

[capt1972]

Neat little boat and trailer that I do not need and should not buy.
http://portland.craigslist.org/clk/spo/4092754355.html

OH! you should so buy that!

[banknote]

Neat little boat and trailer that I do not need and should not buy.
http://portland.craigslist.org/clk/spo/4092754355.html

OH! you should so buy that!

Hoping maybe a friend does and then stores it at my house in exchange for usage rights!

[The Duck Hammer]

Neat little boat and trailer that I do not need and should not buy.
http://portland.craigslist.org/clk/spo/4092754355.html

OH! you should so buy that!

Hoping maybe a friend does and then stores it at my house in exchange for usage rights!

You really need that.

[assateague]

Waterfowlman has one or two of those boats. They are awesome sonsabitches. If I was anywhere near there, I'd buy it.

[Redbeard]

Buy that

[banknote]

I'll offer him $350 and see what happens...

[assateague]

In all seriousness, they are great boats.

[Redbeard]

Now you're talking

[capt1972]

I'll offer him $350 and see what happens...

US or that weird looney tunes stuff?

[Olly]

Holy shit. How have you not bought that already?

Sent from my phone.

[QH's Paw]

Or sled. I bet that sob can't even keep out water.


Sent from my Vox Mortem

Planter

You beat me to it Capt. As soon as I saw that , my thought was looks like a raised garden , not a boat.

[capt1972]

[RonE]

Neat little boat and trailer that I do not need and should not buy.
http://portland.craigslist.org/clk/spo/4092754355.html

What's wrong with buying something just because you want it?

[banknote]

You guys are not helping! I'm in the middle of selling my house and renting another, plus just cosigned on a commercial lease two days ago. I've been spending so much money on stupid shit the past two months my head is going to explode, and I just dropped about $350 on vet bills, another $700 on shit for the duck season. But hell, if that boat is still there on the 16th when my house sale funds, I just might do it.

[Feelin' Fowl]

You guys are not helping! I'm in the middle of selling my house and renting another, plus just cosigned on a commercial lease two days ago. I've been spending so much money on stupid shit the past two months my head is going to explode, and I just dropped about $350 on vet bills, another $700 on shit for the duck season. But hell, if that boat is still there on the 16th when my house sale funds, I just might do it.

You could feel good about spending some money on something not stupid if you pulled the trigger on this one...

Buy it!

[assateague]

You guys are not helping! I'm in the middle of selling my house and renting another, plus just cosigned on a commercial lease two days ago. I've been spending so much money on stupid shit the past two months my head is going to explode, and I just dropped about $350 on vet bills, another $700 on shit for the duck season. But hell, if that boat is still there on the 16th when my house sale funds, I just might do it.

Then what the hell are you even doing on Craigslist looking at boats?

[(MT)Montanafowler]

Then what the hell are you even doing on Craigslist looking at boats?

he's gonna do it

50/50

[Olly]

Is QH towing a trailer to the NCH? I wonder if I could get that bad boy into my hands...