Pledge to self.

[3legged_lab]

Sorry Clyde I'd be the year-round bearer of a glorious beard if work would give me the go ahead. As it stands, I've had to settle for the magnificent mustache

Do locals fear mention of the stache?

they scatter like cockroaches

Its not the stache, its the gun and badge. It would be different if not in the 'Emerald Triangle'.

[QH's Paw]

Hey Red, when you retire and move north, you're probably gonna want to shave the stache or get a beard. Most of the stache only crowd are pretty limp wristed and they all mostly live in Portland and Eugene.

[duckkillerclyde]

Hey Red, when you retire and move north, you're probably gonna want to shave the stache or get a beard. Most of the stache only crowd are pretty limp wristed and they all mostly live in Portland and Eugene.

Kind of like guys with long hair?

[Redbeard]

Hey Red, when you retire and move north, you're probably gonna want to shave the stache or get a beard. Most of the stache only crowd are pretty limp wristed and they all mostly live in Portland and Eugene.

I will move north. And when I retire I'll have an unkept beard. I'm guessing the Oregonians in your part of the woods can't grow a man's mustache.

[Redbeard]

Hey Red, when you retire and move north, you're probably gonna want to shave the stache or get a beard. Most of the stache only crowd are pretty limp wristed and they all mostly live in Portland and Eugene.

Kind of like guys with long hair?

come on QH. That was funny

[QH's Paw]

Hey Red, when you retire and move north, you're probably gonna want to shave the stache or get a beard. Most of the stache only crowd are pretty limp wristed and they all mostly live in Portland and Eugene.

Kind of like guys with long hair?

There are two types of longhairs.
1. Fabio, hairstylist,always brushing, washing and grooming his hair, home decorater, limp wristed more comfortable in San Fransisco, Portland or Eugene.(Nancy boy)
2. Robertson's unkempt, too busy hunting to cut or trim and don't give a $h!t what anyone thinks and, goes where ever he pleases, to kill what he wants, how he wants, with complete and total disregard. (did I mention Robertson is a family name on my Mother's side?)
Now that we have covered that.
Let's talk about your resemblance to Ned Beatty in "Deliverance". SQQUUUEEEEELLLL!!!!

[QH's Paw]

Hey Red, when you retire and move north, you're probably gonna want to shave the stache or get a beard. Most of the stache only crowd are pretty limp wristed and they all mostly live in Portland and Eugene.

I will move north. And when I retire I'll have an unkept beard. I'm guessing the Oregonians in your part of the woods can't grow a man's mustache.

I think the term "handlebar moustache" comes from your neck of the woods.

[jehler]

Hey Red, when you retire and move north, you're probably gonna want to shave the stache or get a beard. Most of the stache only crowd are pretty limp wristed and they all mostly live in Portland and Eugene.

Kind of like guys with long hair?

betting my long haired son killed more ducks the last three years than your beard did

[duckkillerclyde]

600 would be a safe estimate for me and when did this turn into a duck killing competition?

[jehler]

You beat him then, I loose, he killed about 300.

Life is a competition, bet he has a better kill/shot ratio, I've seen you videos lol!

[Olly]

600 would be a safe estimate for me and when did this turn into a duck killing competition?

To kill 600 birds in our season you'd have to shoot 10 a day...

[duckkillerclyde]

You beat him then, I loose, he killed about 300.

Life is a competition, bet he has a better kill/shot ratio, I've seen you videos lol!

I've never shot in any of my videos.

[duckkillerclyde]

600 would be a safe estimate for me and when did this turn into a duck killing competition?

To kill 600 birds in our season you'd have to shoot 10 a day...

3 years

[Olly]

600 would be a safe estimate for me and when did this turn into a duck killing competition?

To kill 600 birds in our season you'd have to shoot 10 a day...

3 years

Oh I missed that, sorry.