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Arrogant Dim-Whits!

Postby R. Chapman » Wed Oct 30, 2013 11:48 pm

So to every good weekend, there will always be some kind of wall to break through. While hunting last weekend, I decided to venture over into the national forest on Saturday. Kid you not, I could here these two ding-a-lings full conversation all the way up on top of a ridge that I was hunting, about 1/4 mile bellow me. Well I wandered down and cross them. And they first thing they ask me is "What the hell are you doing all the way up there?!" My response was something like none of your damn business. My next set of words was "Down this gulch, you're going to hit private, and you'll have to hike about 3-4 miles in a certain direction to avoid trespassing. Now these two dim wits had the nerve to tell me to fuck-off and mind my own damn business. They weren't so quick to jump the gun when I said "Well, I don't know if you two numb nuts have figured it out yet, but my name is Rex Chapman and I will call the law if you take a step over the fence for trespassing and maybe I'll juggle the thought of pressing verbal assault on a minor charges." I guess they were brain dead because they did it anyways and both got a fat fine. About time the arrogant bastards learn to respect private property and not park on it unless you have permission. Well that's my speel for the day.
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Re: Arrogant Dim-Whits!

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Thu Oct 31, 2013 12:01 am

MY NAME IS REX "MOTHER FUCKIN" CHAPMAN!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: Those guys are a bunch of retards.
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Postby 3legged_lab » Thu Oct 31, 2013 12:02 am

GadwallGetter530 wrote:MY NAME IS REX "MOTHER FUCKIN" CHAPMAN!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: Those guys are a bunch of retards.

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Re: Arrogant Dim-Whits!

Postby (MT)Montanafowler » Thu Oct 31, 2013 12:29 am

Rex, dude, can i make a suggestion of toning it down a few notches? I know how it goes man, but you have to understand that you need to appeal to your elders. yes, they may be about to trespass on your land, but just say "hey guys, that is actually my family's land, and i'd appreciate it if you would call my dad for permission to hunt before you hop fence."

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Re: Arrogant Dim-Whits!

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Thu Oct 31, 2013 12:36 am

what's his name?

:lol: REX" MOTHER FUCKIN"CHAPMAN!!!!! :lol:
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Postby rebelp74 » Thu Oct 31, 2013 12:46 am

GadwallGetter530 wrote:what's his name?

:lol: REX" MOTHER FUCKIN"CHAPMAN!!!!! :lol:

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Re: Arrogant Dim-Whits!

Postby Bootlipkiller » Thu Oct 31, 2013 12:51 am

GadwallGetter530 wrote:what's his name?

:lol: REX" MOTHER FUCKIN"CHAPMAN!!!!! :lol:


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Postby Feelin' Fowl » Thu Oct 31, 2013 12:59 am

(MT)Montanafowler wrote:Rex, dude, can i make a suggestion of toning it down a few notches? I know how it goes man, but you have to understand that you need to appeal to your elders. yes, they may be about to trespass on your land, but just say "hey guys, that is actually my family's land, and i'd appreciate it if you would call my dad for permission to hunt before you hop fence."

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Re: Arrogant Dim-Whits!

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Thu Oct 31, 2013 1:02 am

Bootlipkiller wrote:
GadwallGetter530 wrote:what's his name?

:lol: REX" MOTHER FUCKIN"CHAPMAN!!!!! :lol:


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Re: Arrogant Dim-Whits!

Postby jehler » Thu Oct 31, 2013 6:04 am

R. Chapman wrote:So to every good weekend, there will always be some kind of wall to break through. While hunting last weekend, I decided to venture over into the national forest on Saturday. Kid you not, I could here these two ding-a-lings full conversation all the way up on top of a ridge that I was hunting, about 1/4 mile bellow me. Well I wandered down and cross them. And they first thing they ask me is "What the hell are you doing all the way up there?!" My response was something like none of your damn business. My next set of words was "Down this gulch, you're going to hit private, and you'll have to hike about 3-4 miles in a certain direction to avoid trespassing. Now these two dim wits had the nerve to tell me to fuck-off and mind my own damn business. They weren't so quick to jump the gun when I said "Well, I don't know if you two numb nuts have figured it out yet, but my name is Rex Chapman and I will call the law if you take a step over the fence for trespassing and maybe I'll juggle the thought of pressing verbal assault on a minor charges." I guess they were brain dead because they did it anyways and both got a fat fine. About time the arrogant bastards learn to respect private property and not park on it unless you have permission. Well that's my speel for the day.
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Re: Arrogant Dim-Whits!

Postby assateague » Thu Oct 31, 2013 6:09 am

GadwallGetter530 wrote:what's his name?

:lol: REX" MOTHER FUCKIN"CHAPMAN!!!!! :lol:



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Postby aunt betty » Thu Oct 31, 2013 6:39 am

Good story but its kinda hard to ID the main dimwit.
There were three in the woods at the same time?
At least we got one of the names....
Rex muther fucking. Chapman.
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Postby flight control » Thu Oct 31, 2013 8:01 am

GadwallGetter530 wrote:what's his name?

:lol: REX" MOTHER FUCKIN"CHAPMAN!!!!! :lol:
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Postby R. Chapman » Thu Oct 31, 2013 8:07 am

We've had the same problem with these guys before but Eldon doeant want to piss in anyone's wheaties and tell them that they're not allowed to park on or hunt on Chapman. And I just get tired when we give them a note every year that they aren't allow to hunt on the property. I was just getting sick and tired of them and figured if I meet them I'll just let them know that the family is tired of your horseshit with the trespassing.
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Postby (MT)Montanafowler » Thu Oct 31, 2013 8:34 am

R. Chapman wrote:We've had the same problem with these guys before but Eldon doeant want to piss in anyone's wheaties and tell them that they're not allowed to park on or hunt on Chapman. And I just get tired when we give them a note every year that they aren't allow to hunt on the property. I was just getting sick and tired of them and figured if I meet them I'll just let them know that the family is tired of your horseshit with the trespassing.


i think the issue is better left up to your dad dude.

don't you guys have fences?
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Postby Mornin Beef » Thu Oct 31, 2013 8:38 am

R. Chapman wrote:We've had the same problem with these guys before but Eldon doeant want to piss in anyone's wheaties and tell them that they're not allowed to park on or hunt on Chapman. And I just get tired when we give them a note every year that they aren't allow to hunt on the property. I was just getting sick and tired of them and figured if I meet them I'll just let them know that the family is tired of your horseshit with the trespassing.

Good for you rex. Sticking up for yourself and all. It takes a lot of guts to call the cops.
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Re: Arrogant Dim-Whits!

Postby aunt betty » Thu Oct 31, 2013 8:40 am

I always hated getting caught tresspassing.
I was the tresspassingest pheasant hunter who snuck on land to shoot ducks you ever seen.

Carried two hats...one orange and the other camo.
If I wore the orange one I was poaching upland.
Camo meant I was poaching ducks.
Take it out on me if you want...
Its all good. I never got ticketed.
Negotiations are my specialty.
Holding a shotgun makes it easy.

What is this "permission" you keep refering to?

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Postby aunt betty » Thu Oct 31, 2013 8:48 am

The day I got caught:

Theres a borrow pit on I 57 near Thomasboro, Illinois. I lived near it.
I'd drive the interstate scouting pits.
One day that one had 500 mallards on it so I got there quick.

I crawled in the snow sneaking so the ducks wouldnt flare.
I was inching along when I heard a chug chug chug of a good ole Chevy.
Looked over and there was a truck tire about a foot from my head.

Looked up to see an old woman cranking the window down.
She said, "just what are you doing?".

I pointed at the pond and said, "ducks".

Her husband, in a real mean voice simply said, "Git", and I got.
Damn, I was already counting dead ducks.

I wonder if that old farmer was Rex Mother Fucking Chapman....lol
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Postby GadwallGetter530 » Thu Oct 31, 2013 8:59 am

aunt betty wrote:The day I got caught:

Theres a borrow pit on I 57 near Thomasboro, Illinois. I lived near it.
I'd drive the interstate scouting pits.
One day that one had 500 mallards on it so I got there quick.

I crawled in the snow sneaking so the ducks wouldnt flare.
I was inching along when I heard a chug chug chug of a good ole Chevy.
Looked over and there was a truck tire about a foot from my head.

Looked up to see an old woman cranking the window down.
She said, "just what are you doing?".

I pointed at the pond and said, "ducks".

Her husband, in a real mean voice simply said, "Git", and I got.
Damn, I was already counting dead ducks.

I wonder if that old farmer was Rex Mother Fucking Chapman....lol


:lol: good story A.B. I never had the balls to hunt posted land with out asking........ their was one time I did shoot a turkey that was in an orchard down the road from my place when I was 15. dats bout it.
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Postby aunt betty » Thu Oct 31, 2013 9:15 am

GadwallGetter530 wrote:
aunt betty wrote:The day I got caught:

Theres a borrow pit on I 57 near Thomasboro, Illinois. I lived near it.
I'd drive the interstate scouting pits.
One day that one had 500 mallards on it so I got there quick.

I crawled in the snow sneaking so the ducks wouldnt flare.
I was inching along when I heard a chug chug chug of a good ole Chevy.
Looked over and there was a truck tire about a foot from my head.

Looked up to see an old woman cranking the window down.
She said, "just what are you doing?".

I pointed at the pond and said, "ducks".

Her husband, in a real mean voice simply said, "Git", and I got.
Damn, I was already counting dead ducks.

I wonder if that old farmer was Rex Mother Fucking Chapman....lol


:lol: good story A.B. I never had the balls to hunt posted land with out asking........ their was one time I did shoot a turkey that was in an orchard down the road from my place when I was 15. dats bout it.

You see, nobody posts around here so really, all they could do was run me off.
I respect posted lands because...if its posted a LEO WILL take u 2 jail.
Dont post means "we dont care enough to pay 47 CENTS for a sign like these".

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Postby The Duck Hammer » Thu Oct 31, 2013 9:30 am

GadwallGetter530 wrote:what's his name?

:lol: REX" MOTHER FUCKIN"CHAPMAN!!!!! :lol:


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Postby aunt betty » Thu Oct 31, 2013 9:39 am

To clarify, my tresspassing days ended when Olly was in kindergarten.
Its been a long time and things were different way back in the 1900's.
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Postby R. Chapman » Thu Oct 31, 2013 11:28 am

(MT)Montanafowler wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:We've had the same problem with these guys before but Eldon doeant want to piss in anyone's wheaties and tell them that they're not allowed to park on or hunt on Chapman. And I just get tired when we give them a note every year that they aren't allow to hunt on the property. I was just getting sick and tired of them and figured if I meet them I'll just let them know that the family is tired of your horseshit with the trespassing.


i think the issue is better left up to your dad dude.

don't you guys have fences?


Maybe so but I'm positive he would of said the same thing. He's told them before and the just ignored him. I figured if someone wasn't going to call the law, I might as well. Now if they would of asked me if they could cross over to get a ride to their vehicle parked off the property, I wouldn't have cared all that much.
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Postby ea oneal » Thu Oct 31, 2013 1:47 pm

this state you don't even need to post land. if wander onto someones land it,s your ass .by law you must know whos land you are on and the ok to be on it and have all kinds of crap to prove it .and you better have it! the game cop,s around this area are for the most part young and and out to prove something .ldwf is a money wasting joke and just short of a out and out crime
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Postby aunt betty » Thu Oct 31, 2013 2:03 pm

ea oneal wrote:this state you don't even need to post land. if wander onto someones land it,s your ass .

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Postby R. Chapman » Thu Oct 31, 2013 3:50 pm

ea oneal wrote:this state you don't even need to post land. if wander onto someones land it,s your ass .by law you must know whos land you are on and the ok to be on it and have all kinds of crap to prove it .and you better have it! the game cop,s around this area are for the most part young and and out to prove something .ldwf is a money wasting joke and just short of a out and out crime


There are two signs on the whole property, one at each cattle guard. They both say private road and property, 15 MPH and No TRESPASSING!
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Postby The Duck Hammer » Thu Oct 31, 2013 4:33 pm

R. Chapman wrote:
ea oneal wrote:this state you don't even need to post land. if wander onto someones land it,s your ass .by law you must know whos land you are on and the ok to be on it and have all kinds of crap to prove it .and you better have it! the game cop,s around this area are for the most part young and and out to prove something .ldwf is a money wasting joke and just short of a out and out crime


There are two signs on the whole property, one at each cattle guard. They both say private road and property, 15 MPH and No TRESPASSING!


Why would something that says no trespassing have a speed limit sign? And down in Texas that wouldn't cut it for no trespassing signs.


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Postby NuffDaddy » Thu Oct 31, 2013 4:35 pm

We had some guys cut our fence and roll up a 100' chunk and put it in a tree. They then ripped all the signs down along that area and cut down a maple tree that was at least 24" in diameter. They never took the wood, just droped it. Talk about pissed off. Never figured out whir did it, but if I woulda saw them I sure as hell wouldn't of called my dad first.
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Postby The Duck Hammer » Thu Oct 31, 2013 4:37 pm

NuffDaddy wrote:We had some guys cut our fence and roll up a 100' chunk and put it in a tree. They then ripped all the signs down along that area and cut down a maple tree that was at least 24" in diameter. They never took the wood, just droped it. Talk about pissed off. Never figured out whir did it, but if I woulda saw them I sure as hell wouldn't of called my dad first.


That's a little bit is a different situation. That's being destructive.


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Re: Arrogant Dim-Whits!

Postby Bootlipkiller » Thu Oct 31, 2013 4:58 pm

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NuffDaddy wrote:We had some guys cut our fence and roll up a 100' chunk and put it in a tree. They then ripped all the signs down along that area and cut down a maple tree that was at least 24" in diameter. They never took the wood, just droped it. Talk about pissed off. Never figured out whir did it, but if I woulda saw them I sure as hell wouldn't of called my dad first.


That's a little bit is a different situation. That's being destructive.


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