This stuff scares me.

[The Duck Hammer]

I'll give you .37 cents and some pocket lint. I think its more than fair.

[(MT)Montanafowler]

I'd rather buy a broiler farm.

500,000 FIRM

[aunt betty]

OK, so who has been de-pantsing beef?
Did you give him a swirly? If so please post pics.

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[The Duck Hammer]

I'd rather buy a broiler farm.

500,000 FIRM

That's an egg farm. Max I could do on that is $325,000.

[Bootlipkiller]

I'd rather buy a broiler farm.

500,000 FIRM

How much for one of those post colonial wigs? You know the gray ones with the curls.


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[(MT)Montanafowler]

I'd rather buy a broiler farm.

500,000 FIRM

How much for one of those post colonial wigs? You know the gray ones with the curls.


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i think i'd have to scalp an elderly woman to get you one. they're mean bitches, so at least three times whatever Assa is getting for skunks

[one2many]

this should have been posted in other sub forums. olly move this like you move others

Beef you have a twisted fucking mind and make me laugh

[Bootlipkiller]

I'd rather buy a broiler farm.

500,000 FIRM

How much for one of those post colonial wigs? You know the gray ones with the curls.


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i think i'd have to scalp an elderly woman to get you one. they're mean bitches, so at least three times whatever Assa is getting for skunks

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[assateague]

UPDATE: The guy got sent a bill for the medical services. The colonoscopy alone was $6,000. I would really go ballistic at that point.

[The Duck Hammer]

UPDATE: The guy got sent a bill for the medical services. The colonoscopy alone was $6,000. I would really go ballistic at that point.

WTF! Shit like this is what causes sane people to go on suicidal rampages.

[assateague]

According to Kennedy, not only was the issued search warrant overly broad and lacking in probable cause, but it was also only valid in Luna County, where Deming is located and Eckert was arrested. After the first hospital refused to perform the anal search, police took Eckert to Gila, which is located in a separate county altogether. If that is the case, then doctors performed all eight of the previously mentioned procedures illegally and without the consent of the patient.

To make matters worse, the search warrant expired at 10 p.m. while doctors didn’t even begin prepping Eckert for the colonoscopy until 1 a.m. the next morning, when the warrant had been expired for hours.

The hospital even billed Eckert for the procedures and is threatening to take him to collections if he doesn’t pay.

http://rt.com/usa/hospital-bills-eckert-search-270/

[Bootlipkiller]

According to Kennedy, not only was the issued search warrant overly broad and lacking in probable cause, but it was also only valid in Luna County, where Deming is located and Eckert was arrested. After the first hospital refused to perform the anal search, police took Eckert to Gila, which is located in a separate county altogether. If that is the case, then doctors performed all eight of the previously mentioned procedures illegally and without the consent of the patient.

To make matters worse, the search warrant expired at 10 p.m. while doctors didn’t even begin prepping Eckert for the colonoscopy until 1 a.m. the next morning, when the warrant had been expired for hours.

The hospital even billed Eckert for the procedures and is threatening to take him to collections if he doesn’t pay.

http://rt.com/usa/hospital-bills-eckert-search-270/

If this is the way it really went down this guy is getting a butt load of money!


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[assateague]

And the plot thickens. Apparently, this guy was the second one to have this happen to him. The same thing happened, with the same dog, on October 13.

It may sound nearly identical to David Eckert’s nightmarish story as reported by TheBlaze Tuesday, but this is an entirely different incident.

It does, however, involve the same uncertified drug-sniffing dog in New Mexico. The dog’s name is Leo.

Police in Lordsburg, N.M., pulled over Timothy Young for allegedly turning without using his blinker, according to police reports. Though it is unclear why, the officers with the Hidalgo County Sheriff’s Department suspected the driver of possessing drugs, KOB-TV reported.

The incident occurred Oct. 13, 2012, according to the timestamp on the police car’s dashcam video.

Just like in Eckert’s case, Leo the K-9 alerted officers to possible drugs on Young’s seat, the report said.

Armed with what police said was probable cause and a search warrant, officers took Young to the Gila Medical Center in Silver City, N.M. The name of the hospital may sound familiar because it’s the exact same hospital Eckert was taken for the invasive hunt for drugs in his body that lasted more than 12 hours.

Young was then reportedly subjected to X-rays and an anal exam. They found no drugs.

Young, just like Eckert, says he did not consent to any of the procedures, which were performed in a county not covered by the search warrant obtained by police.

The similarities between the two cases go on and on.

Now, KOB-TV is reporting that Leo the K-9 “seems to get it wrong pretty often.” As it turns out, the K-9 is not even currently certified in the state of New Mexico.


Leo’s certification to be a drug dog reportedly expired in April 2011. K-9s need yearly re-certification sources, and Leo is more than two years behind.

Oops.



http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/11/06/another-minor-traffic-stop-in-new-mexico-another-serious-violation-of-a-mans-body-same-exact-police-dog/

[Redbeard]

According to Kennedy, not only was the issued search warrant overly broad and lacking in probable cause, but it was also only valid in Luna County, where Deming is located and Eckert was arrested. After the first hospital refused to perform the anal search, police took Eckert to Gila, which is located in a separate county altogether. If that is the case, then doctors performed all eight of the previously mentioned procedures illegally and without the consent of the patient.

To make matters worse, the search warrant expired at 10 p.m. while doctors didn’t even begin prepping Eckert for the colonoscopy until 1 a.m. the next morning, when the warrant had been expired for hours.

The hospital even billed Eckert for the procedures and is threatening to take him to collections if he doesn’t pay.

http://rt.com/usa/hospital-bills-eckert-search-270/

If this is the way it really went down this guy is getting a butt load of money!


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yup!


(*Disclaimer- Do not take anything I say serious)

[assateague]

According to Kennedy, not only was the issued search warrant overly broad and lacking in probable cause, but it was also only valid in Luna County, where Deming is located and Eckert was arrested. After the first hospital refused to perform the anal search, police took Eckert to Gila, which is located in a separate county altogether. If that is the case, then doctors performed all eight of the previously mentioned procedures illegally and without the consent of the patient.

To make matters worse, the search warrant expired at 10 p.m. while doctors didn’t even begin prepping Eckert for the colonoscopy until 1 a.m. the next morning, when the warrant had been expired for hours.

The hospital even billed Eckert for the procedures and is threatening to take him to collections if he doesn’t pay.

http://rt.com/usa/hospital-bills-eckert-search-270/

If this is the way it really went down this guy is getting a butt load of money!


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He's got room up there now for quite a bit of cash, I'd imagine.

[aunt betty]

Get stopped in Deming...you're fucked.

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[3legged_lab]

Just read this thread. It seems that, like the guys in the article, there may be some sore poopers around here.

[Laguna Madre]

If this story is correct we know this guy is going to get a butt load of money. The question is would you allow someone to anal probe you for 10 million, 5 million, 1 million, 100k, 6 pack of keystone? What's your price? Or is it hell no for any amount of money?

[3legged_lab]

10 mil could ease a lot of shame.

[rebelp74]

Just read this thread. It seems that, like the guys in the article, there may be some sore poopers around here.

[3legged_lab]

Just read this thread. It seems that, like the guys in the article, there may be some sore poopers around here.

You're laughing at that after I just said that 10 mil could buy my virginity?

[Bootlipkiller]

10 mil could ease a lot of shame.

X2


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[one2many]

10 mil could ease a lot of shame.

lmao

things are about to change down there in New Mexico

i love the k9 they have! trained drug dogs are questionable, and they use one thats not certified
going to be some heads roll ad money change hands when this is all over

[3legged_lab]

10 mil could ease a lot of shame.

X2


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Wait, that would be tax free, right?

[Bootlipkiller]

10 mil could ease a lot of shame.

X2


Sent from an undisclosed location on the river

Wait, that would be tax free, right?

Crap and don't forget attorney fees.

[one2many]

10 mil could ease a lot of shame.

X2


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Wait, that would be tax free, right?

Crap and don't forget attorney fees.

1st year law student would win this case its starting to appear

[Bootlipkiller]

10 mil could ease a lot of shame.

X2


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Wait, that would be tax free, right?

Crap and don't forget attorney fees.

1st year law student would win this case its starting to appear

No joke

[assateague]

Hell, for $10 mil, I'd enjoy it.

[one2many]

as long as they use that long tongued lady we had a vid of here somewhere

[3legged_lab]

as long as they use that long tongued lady we had a vid of here somewhere

For that, you pay.