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Testicle tax

Postby HighDesertDuck » Sun Nov 10, 2013 8:27 pm

So after a couple of recent vet visits I found out why everyone was so concerned about my dogs junk. In the city of Albuquerque, there is a $150 per year license fee to keep your dog intact. And to ensure they get their pound of flesh for their residents, vets are required to report "unregistered intact dogs". I have to travel into the city for vet services, but don't have to pay the fee. I guess they don't like playing tax man. Or they don't like balls it's hard to say.
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Re: Testicle tax

Postby Tomkat » Sun Nov 10, 2013 8:42 pm

Mostly they don't like balls, they are jealous as they have none.
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Re: Testicle tax

Postby RonE » Sun Nov 10, 2013 11:24 pm

Is Albuquerque being run by a bunch of Bull Dykes? Tree hugging commi-pinko feminazi's.
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Re: Testicle tax

Postby assateague » Mon Nov 11, 2013 7:31 am

When I saw the thread title, I just knew there was gonna be a link to a new MD law.
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Re: Testicle tax

Postby aunt betty » Mon Nov 11, 2013 7:39 am

I quit taking my dog to the vet since the vet is where law enforcement wants to collect their fees, taxes, and information to use against me.

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Re: Testicle tax

Postby aunt betty » Mon Nov 11, 2013 7:40 am

If that's their intention, the plan worked perfectly. Sorry vet...noticing less traffic thru your office?

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