The official 2013-14 season mustache thread

[3legged_lab]

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New and improved mustache rides available soon.

Now I'm really gonna have to get a smoking pipe.

Jarbo should do up Taz with this and take a pic

does it smell like the aftershave?

Haven't opened it yet.

[jarbo03]

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New and improved mustache rides available soon.

Now I'm really gonna have to get a smoking pipe.

Jarbo should do up Taz with this and take a pic

does it smell like the aftershave?

His stache is all but gone, he still has a little beard to work with, but won't last long. Myself, I have a pretty good dose of graybeard working. Salt & Pepa bitches!

[assateague]

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New and improved mustache rides available soon.

Now I'm really gonna have to get a smoking pipe.

I can't find that stuff anywhere. And I need some bad.

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[Redbeard]

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New and improved mustache rides available soon.

Now I'm really gonna have to get a smoking pipe.

gonna wax er up??

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[Redbeard]

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New and improved mustache rides available soon.

Now I'm really gonna have to get a smoking pipe.

I can't find that stuff anywhere. And I need some bad.

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sexy pose you sonuvabitch

[3legged_lab]

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New and improved mustache rides available soon.

Now I'm really gonna have to get a smoking pipe.

I can't find that stuff anywhere. And I need some bad.

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There's a shit ton of different brands on ebay, I even found one that was bacon scented.
I found that tube at Sally Beauty Supply.

[aunt betty]

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New and improved mustache rides available soon.

Now I'm really gonna have to get a smoking pipe.

gonna wax er up??

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New and improved mustache rides available soon.

Now I'm really gonna have to get a smoking pipe.

I can't find that stuff anywhere. And I need some bad.

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beaver grease'll work.

[3legged_lab]

Don't show your wives.

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[jehler]

WOW!

[Redbeard]

I'm seriously turned on right now

[BrewGUN]

Not to shabby 3leg. I trimmed up for the wedding (didnt trim that much, wife wanted full beatd) but am devoted to not shaving until the st baldricks children cancer benefit again, so next spring. Gonna be good!

[3legged_lab]

Calm down Ehlers.

[Redbeard]

Not to shabby 3leg. I trimmed up for the wedding (didnt trim that much, wife wanted full beatd) but am devoted to not shaving until the st baldricks children cancer benefit again, so next spring. Gonna be good!

you're not donating your beard to locks for love are you??!

[BrewGUN]

Not to shabby 3leg. I trimmed up for the wedding (didnt trim that much, wife wanted full beatd) but am devoted to not shaving until the st baldricks children cancer benefit again, so next spring. Gonna be good!

you're not donating your beard to locks for love are you??!

I tried, they won't take beard hair. No seriously, they won't. There's no difference in the hair from you face or head.

[Redbeard]

Not to shabby 3leg. I trimmed up for the wedding (didnt trim that much, wife wanted full beatd) but am devoted to not shaving until the st baldricks children cancer benefit again, so next spring. Gonna be good!

you're not donating your beard to locks for love are you??!

I tried, they won't take beard hair. No seriously, they won't. There's no difference in the hair from you face or head.

except that it's kinda gross maybe

[jehler]

Not to shabby 3leg. I trimmed up for the wedding (didnt trim that much, wife wanted full beatd) but am devoted to not shaving until the st baldricks children cancer benefit again, so next spring. Gonna be good!

you're not donating your beard to locks for love are you??!

I tried, they won't take beard hair. No seriously, they won't. There's no difference in the hair from you face or head.

what!?! Beard hair is like pubes, gorilla pubes in your case!

[3legged_lab]

Not to shabby 3leg. I trimmed up for the wedding (didnt trim that much, wife wanted full beatd) but am devoted to not shaving until the st baldricks children cancer benefit again, so next spring. Gonna be good!

you're not donating your beard to locks for love are you??!

I tried, they won't take beard hair. No seriously, they won't. There's no difference in the hair from you face or head.

what!?! Beard hair is like pubes, gorilla pubes in your case!

No shit! Poor kid would end up looking like he had a ball fro.

[BrewGUN]

Not to shabby 3leg. I trimmed up for the wedding (didnt trim that much, wife wanted full beatd) but am devoted to not shaving until the st baldricks children cancer benefit again, so next spring. Gonna be good!

you're not donating your beard to locks for love are you??!

I tried, they won't take beard hair. No seriously, they won't. There's no difference in the hair from you face or head.

what!?! Beard hair is like pubes, gorilla pubes in your case!

Beggars can't be choosers!

[Tiler_J]

Not to shabby 3leg. I trimmed up for the wedding (didnt trim that much, wife wanted full beatd) but am devoted to not shaving until the st baldricks children cancer benefit again, so next spring. Gonna be good!

you're not donating your beard to locks for love are you??!

I tried, they won't take beard hair. No seriously, they won't. There's no difference in the hair from you face or head.

what!?! Beard hair is like pubes, gorilla pubes in your case!

Beggars can't be choosers!

It turns out that they can! Who knew?!

[Redbeard]

Don't know anyone's ever begged for a ball fro wig

[BrewGUN]

Don't know anyone's ever begged for a ball fro wig

You're from Cali, prob just gotta go south a little more.

[(MT)Montanafowler]

how long you been growing that tripod?

[3legged_lab]

how long you been growing that tripod?

Beginning of June.

[3legged_lab]

I'm seriously turned on right now

I told ya, don't show it to your wife. I'm not liable if she's a pogonophile.

[Redbeard]

I'm seriously turned on right now

I told ya, don't show it to your wife. I'm not liable if she's a pogonophile.

i had to look that up. Didn't know it was a thing

[Redbeard]

My ole lady's a folliculaphiliac

[(MT)Montanafowler]

My ole lady's a folliculaphiliac

you just made that shit up didn't you.

[Redbeard]

Google it

[3legged_lab]

My ole lady's a folliculaphiliac

you just made that shit up didn't you.

Folliculaphilia
A women who is only attracted to men with a mustache.

When you are old enough to grow hair on your face you'll learn the fancy words for it.

[(MT)Montanafowler]

When you are old enough to grow hair on your face you'll learn the fancy words for it.

that hurt.