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Sh*t Aunt Betty Says

Postby Olly » Wed Dec 04, 2013 8:55 am

Running off the popular shit my dad says idea I'd say our own AB has way funnier quotes.

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My first substitution.

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Re: Sh*t Aunt Betty Says

Postby Woody » Wed Dec 04, 2013 9:12 am

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Re: Sh*t Aunt Betty Says

Postby aunt betty » Wed Dec 04, 2013 9:23 am

Haha. This IS funny.
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Re: Sh*t Aunt Betty Says

Postby NuffDaddy » Wed Dec 04, 2013 9:36 am

Woody wrote:
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That's great!!
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Re: Sh*t Aunt Betty Says

Postby assateague » Wed Dec 04, 2013 9:51 am

I love this thread. I give it 2 hours before RonE fucks up.
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Re: Sh*t Aunt Betty Says

Postby jehler » Wed Dec 04, 2013 10:23 am

assateague wrote:I love this thread. I give it 2 hours before RonE fucks up.
lol for real #1 for the day
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Re: Sh*t Aunt Betty Says

Postby Olly » Wed Dec 04, 2013 10:53 am

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I'm having fun going back and looking for AB quotes that made me laugh in the past. One crazy fucker.
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Re: Sh*t Aunt Betty Says

Postby bill herian » Wed Dec 04, 2013 10:54 am

:lol: :lol:

Second one is awesome.
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Re: Sh*t Aunt Betty Says

Postby The Duck Hammer » Wed Dec 04, 2013 11:10 am

bill herian wrote::lol: :lol:

Second one is awesome.


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Re: Sh*t Aunt Betty Says

Postby Flightstopper » Wed Dec 04, 2013 11:15 am

jehler wrote:
assateague wrote:I love this thread. I give it 2 hours before RonE fucks up.
lol for real #1 for the day


Ha no shit
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Re: Sh*t Aunt Betty Says

Postby aunt betty » Wed Dec 04, 2013 11:16 am

"I hope Big R fucks Rural King in the ass while Farm and Fleet watches".
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Re: Sh*t Aunt Betty Says

Postby Woody » Wed Dec 04, 2013 11:27 am

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Re: Sh*t Aunt Betty Says

Postby Tomkat » Wed Dec 04, 2013 11:45 am

I hope someone looks up his 60/40 defense against Assateagues flawed 50/50 theory.

60/40 destroyed 50/50
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Re: Sh*t Aunt Betty Says

Postby aunt betty » Wed Dec 04, 2013 11:48 am

Shit. My duck blind could turn into and ice fishing shanty in about ten days. Forecast, not good. God damnit.
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Re: Sh*t Aunt Betty Says

Postby aunt betty » Wed Dec 04, 2013 11:49 am

Fuck it, I'm going rabbit hunting.
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Re: Sh*t Aunt Betty Says

Postby 3legged_lab » Wed Dec 04, 2013 12:29 pm

This thread is hilarious
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Re: Sh*t Aunt Betty Says

Postby QH's Paw » Wed Dec 04, 2013 2:04 pm

3legged_lab wrote:This thread is hilarious

It definitely has potential. :clap:
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Re: Sh*t Aunt Betty Says

Postby AKPirate » Wed Dec 04, 2013 3:38 pm

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Re: Sh*t Aunt Betty Says

Postby Woody » Wed Dec 04, 2013 3:49 pm

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Re: Sh*t Aunt Betty Says

Postby assateague » Wed Dec 04, 2013 4:54 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Sh*t Aunt Betty Says

Postby (MT)Montanafowler » Wed Dec 04, 2013 5:42 pm

pretty sure Olly could start selling these cards as forum merchandise :lol:
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Re: Sh*t Aunt Betty Says

Postby huntall6 » Thu Dec 05, 2013 8:23 am

Hey AB, sing em the acorn song! That should make some memories....
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Re: Sh*t Aunt Betty Says

Postby aunt betty » Thu Dec 05, 2013 8:39 am

huntall6 wrote:Hey AB, sing em the acorn song! That should make some memories....
The Acorn song. lol
I'm a nut.
At least that's what Harpie says.
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Re: Sh*t Aunt Betty Says

Postby aunt betty » Thu Dec 05, 2013 8:41 am

If you EVER meet a man named Harpie, get to know him, a LOT of my "crazy" is modeled after him. You'd see it instantly if you ever met him.
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Re: Sh*t Aunt Betty Says

Postby aunt betty » Thu Dec 05, 2013 9:18 am

Made jerky. This time I weighed it before and after. 6# of duck breasts makes around 1.75# of jerky.
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Re: Sh*t Aunt Betty Says

Postby aunt betty » Thu Dec 05, 2013 9:20 am

Imagemy jerky stash.
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Re: Sh*t Aunt Betty Says

Postby Olly » Sun Dec 22, 2013 1:31 pm

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Re: Sh*t Aunt Betty Says

Postby aunt betty » Sun Dec 22, 2013 1:39 pm

Olly wrote:
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It's a children's story olly. She ate a spider to eat the fly...then a bird, cat, dog, horse, lion, and finally an elephant before she actually died. You obviously never heard of it.
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Re: Sh*t Aunt Betty Says

Postby Eric Haynes » Sun Dec 22, 2013 1:48 pm

aunt betty wrote:
Olly wrote:
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It's a children's story olly. She ate a spider to eat the fly...then a bird, cat, dog, horse, lion, and finally an elephant before she actually died. You obviously never heard of it.

Favorite book as a kid! Remember the book AB with the pages that opened bigger and bigger?
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Re: Sh*t Aunt Betty Says

Postby Olly » Sun Dec 22, 2013 2:22 pm

aunt betty wrote:
Olly wrote:
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It's a children's story olly. She ate a spider to eat the fly...then a bird, cat, dog, horse, lion, and finally an elephant before she actually died. You obviously never heard of it.



Yea I know, it's the context that you said it. Didn't make any sense.... like everything else you say. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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