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Did it again!

Postby Juice Box » Tue Dec 10, 2013 1:21 pm

Caught another damn skunk in my trap
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Re: Did it again!

Postby The Duck Hammer » Tue Dec 10, 2013 1:22 pm

Drown it.
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Re: Did it again!

Postby Woody » Tue Dec 10, 2013 1:31 pm

shot it in the head with a large caliber rifle.
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Re: Did it again!

Postby assateague » Tue Dec 10, 2013 2:27 pm

Yeah, if you want it to spray.

A much better option is to use buckshot and shoot it in the guts. The multiple trauma will confuse the nerve endings and prevent it from spraying. That's what I do.
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Re: Did it again!

Postby JGUN » Tue Dec 10, 2013 2:38 pm

assateague wrote:Yeah, if you want it to spray.

A much better option is to use buckshot and shoot it in the guts. The multiple trauma will confuse the nerve endings and prevent it from spraying. That's what I do.


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Re: Did it again!

Postby Flightstopper » Tue Dec 10, 2013 2:42 pm

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assateague wrote:Yeah, if you want it to spray.

A much better option is to use buckshot and shoot it in the guts. The multiple trauma will confuse the nerve endings and prevent it from spraying. That's what I do.


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Re: Did it again!

Postby Woody » Tue Dec 10, 2013 2:47 pm

Juice box, they are trying to trick you.

Remember the door locks and water thing assa tried yesterday.
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Re: Did it again!

Postby Olly » Tue Dec 10, 2013 3:16 pm

I heard kicking the cage extra hard reenacts the skunks natural mating season fighting dance and instead of spraying you it'll just try humping your leg.

Works Everytime.
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Re: Did it again!

Postby JGUN » Tue Dec 10, 2013 3:18 pm

Olly wrote:I heard kicking the cage extra hard reenacts the skunks natural mating season fighting dance and instead of spraying you it'll just try humping your leg.

Works Everytime.


Not quite sure about Olly humping your leg but it might work for you. :-?
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Re: Did it again!

Postby Olly » Tue Dec 10, 2013 3:20 pm

You drunk again?
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Re: Did it again!

Postby JGUN » Tue Dec 10, 2013 3:24 pm

Nice save boss! :lol:
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Re: Did it again!

Postby aunt betty » Tue Dec 10, 2013 4:12 pm

When I first started trying to trap foxes, caught a few skunks. As soon as I switched to lures instead of bait...no more polecats. I was using leg hold traps in dirt though.
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Re: Did it again!

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Tue Dec 10, 2013 4:19 pm

I hate skunks.
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Re: Did it again!

Postby assateague » Tue Dec 10, 2013 4:42 pm

Woody wrote:Juice box, they are trying to trick you.

Remember the door locks and water thing assa tried yesterday.



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Re: Did it again!

Postby Woody » Tue Dec 10, 2013 5:59 pm

I have no idea what the right procedure is for killing a skunk.

The only skunk I have ever killed was in college and I threw a beer bottle at, smoked in the head.
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Re: Did it again!

Postby Juice Box » Tue Dec 10, 2013 6:15 pm

I got about 20 yards away and shot it with my pistol and of coarse it sprayed everywhere. Gotta go get it out now :/
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Re: Did it again!

Postby Juice Box » Tue Dec 10, 2013 6:16 pm

And I don't have any bait or lures in the trap. Just set it up to see what was dumb enough to walk in it. Apparently the skunk was dumb enough.
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Re: Did it again!

Postby Bootlipkiller » Tue Dec 10, 2013 6:25 pm

Juice Box wrote:I got about 20 yards away and shot it with my pistol and of coarse it sprayed everywhere. Gotta go get it out now :/

That was dumb!
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Re: Did it again!

Postby JGUN » Tue Dec 10, 2013 7:42 pm

What kind of moron shoots a skunk in a trap. Oh never mind I forgot who we were talking about.
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Re: Did it again!

Postby The Duck Hammer » Tue Dec 10, 2013 7:46 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Did it again!

Postby Rick » Tue Dec 10, 2013 7:49 pm

When my homer loft was in the country, I kept a live trap like that in the open shed it was part of and caught skunks fairly often. Seems they can't spray without getting their tails cocked up, because I'd just carry the trap out in the field, open the door and pop them with a shotgun after they'd run off a piece.

Then one day I caught one small enough to get his pistol cocked in the trap. He showed me.
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Re: Did it again!

Postby Juice Box » Tue Dec 10, 2013 7:54 pm

I'd rather shoot it in the trap than take a chance at getting sprayed while handling the trap with the live skunk in it.
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Re: Did it again!

Postby The Duck Hammer » Tue Dec 10, 2013 7:57 pm

Juice Box wrote:I'd rather shoot it in the trap than take a chance at getting sprayed while handling the trap with the live skunk in it.

You should have lassoed the cage, tied it behind your car, and drove into the nearest body of water.
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Re: Did it again!

Postby AKPirate » Tue Dec 10, 2013 8:00 pm

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Juice Box wrote:I'd rather shoot it in the trap than take a chance at getting sprayed while handling the trap with the live skunk in it.

You should have lassoed the cage, tied it behind your car, and drove into the nearest body of water.


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Re: Did it again!

Postby The Duck Hammer » Tue Dec 10, 2013 8:01 pm

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Juice Box wrote:I'd rather shoot it in the trap than take a chance at getting sprayed while handling the trap with the live skunk in it.

You should have lassoed the cage, tied it behind your car, and drove into the nearest body of water.


Release those guys in Boot's blind :mrgreen:

:lol: :lol: :lol: That's a good plan too.
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Re: Did it again!

Postby 3legged_lab » Tue Dec 10, 2013 8:32 pm

assateague wrote:Yeah, if you want it to spray.

A much better option is to use buckshot and shoot it in the guts. The multiple trauma will confuse the nerve endings and prevent it from spraying. That's what I do.

Sounds plausible, but I don't know if I can believe you.
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Re: Did it again!

Postby Bulldog0156 » Tue Dec 10, 2013 9:35 pm

Woody wrote:I have no idea what the right procedure is for killing a skunk.

The only skunk I have ever killed was in college and I threw a beer bottle at, smoked in the head.

Drown it.
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Re: Did it again!

Postby The Duck Hammer » Tue Dec 10, 2013 9:43 pm

Bulldog0156 wrote:
Woody wrote:I have no idea what the right procedure is for killing a skunk.

The only skunk I have ever killed was in college and I threw a beer bottle at, smoked in the head.

Drown it.

What a great idea.
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Re: Did it again!

Postby Woody » Tue Dec 10, 2013 9:50 pm

How do you get it to water?
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Re: Did it again!

Postby The Duck Hammer » Tue Dec 10, 2013 9:50 pm

Depends what kind of live trap you got.
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