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Some help for the NCH

Postby Bootlipkiller » Sat Dec 14, 2013 5:47 pm

Looks like you guys are having a good time and I just want to make sure you guys are as safe as possible. Found a copy of a Kansas boating safety guide and thought I would post it here for you to review.
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Re: Some help for the NCH

Postby capt1972 » Sat Dec 14, 2013 6:11 pm

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Re: Some help for the NCH

Postby capt1972 » Sat Dec 14, 2013 6:11 pm

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Re: Some help for the NCH

Postby capt1972 » Sat Dec 14, 2013 6:11 pm

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Re: Some help for the NCH

Postby capt1972 » Sat Dec 14, 2013 6:12 pm

Oh my god! I'm crying over here!
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Re: Some help for the NCH

Postby capt1972 » Sat Dec 14, 2013 6:12 pm

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Re: Some help for the NCH

Postby ducks~n~bucks » Sat Dec 14, 2013 6:47 pm

I don't get it.
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Re: Some help for the NCH

Postby Goldfish » Sat Dec 14, 2013 6:47 pm

They are being assholes, just go from there
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Re: Some help for the NCH

Postby Redbeard » Sat Dec 14, 2013 7:25 pm

Goldfish wrote:They are being assholes, just go from there
they don't bust balls in minnesota huh
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Re: Some help for the NCH

Postby Tomkat » Sat Dec 14, 2013 7:57 pm

A lot of military and coast guard stories were told.
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Re: Some help for the NCH

Postby Bootlipkiller » Sat Dec 14, 2013 8:01 pm

Redbeard wrote:
Goldfish wrote:They are being assholes, just go from there
they don't bust balls in minnesota huh

Of course not! Haven't you seen the pants?
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Postby Tiler_J » Sat Dec 14, 2013 8:23 pm

Great poster Zach! I think I know that guy!
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Re: Some help for the NCH

Postby capt1972 » Sat Dec 14, 2013 8:55 pm

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Re: Some help for the NCH

Postby Redbeard » Sat Dec 14, 2013 9:05 pm

capt1972 wrote:
HAHAHAHA
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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Re: Some help for the NCH

Postby Goldfish » Sat Dec 14, 2013 10:59 pm

Bootlipkiller wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
Goldfish wrote:They are being assholes, just go from there
they don't bust balls in minnesota huh

Of course not! Haven't you seen the pants?

It's too cold to find them most the time
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Re: Some help for the NCH

Postby Goldfish » Sat Dec 14, 2013 11:00 pm

Besides, you guys are acting like being an ass isn't bout the first thing everyone does around here
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Re: Some help for the NCH

Postby Redbeard » Sat Dec 14, 2013 11:50 pm

Goldfish wrote:Besides, you guys are acting like being an ass isn't bout the first thing everyone does around here
I act like an ass daily...multiple times daily in fact. Feel free to bust my balls.
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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Re: Some help for the NCH

Postby assateague » Sat Dec 14, 2013 11:51 pm

Stop resisting.
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Re: Some help for the NCH

Postby Goldfish » Sun Dec 15, 2013 3:17 am

All this ball talk again...
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Re: Some help for the NCH

Postby aunt betty » Sun Dec 15, 2013 7:31 am

If you close the door when you take a shit you are not an asshole. A true asshole craps on a display stand for everyone to see (and smell). You guys are either pussies or dicks. A true asshole would be banned quickly.
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Re: Some help for the NCH

Postby Redbeard » Sun Dec 15, 2013 11:09 am

Goldfish wrote:All this ball talk again...
uncomfortable?
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Re: Some help for the NCH

Postby Redbeard » Sun Dec 15, 2013 11:09 am

aunt betty wrote:If you close the door when you take a shit you are not an asshole. A true asshole craps on a display stand for everyone to see (and smell). You guys are either pussies or dicks. A true asshole would be banned quickly.
I'm an asshole
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Re: Some help for the NCH

Postby Goldfish » Mon Dec 16, 2013 5:30 am

Redbeard wrote:
Goldfish wrote:All this ball talk again...
uncomfortable?

As long as nobody winks at me, I'm good
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Re: Some help for the NCH

Postby QH's Paw » Mon Dec 16, 2013 4:43 pm

Goldfish wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
Goldfish wrote:All this ball talk again...
uncomfortable?

As long as nobody winks at me, I'm good

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Re: Some help for the NCH

Postby Goldfish » Tue Dec 17, 2013 12:20 pm

Not sure what to make of the repo man winking at you. Either I'm good, or my organs are about to be taken...
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Re: Some help for the NCH

Postby QH's Paw » Tue Dec 17, 2013 12:28 pm

You don't need 2 kidneys. :thumbsup:
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Re: Some help for the NCH

Postby QH's Paw » Tue Dec 17, 2013 12:29 pm

The incision will be very slight.
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Re: Some help for the NCH

Postby Goldfish » Tue Dec 17, 2013 1:46 pm

How am I supposed to pretrend I can keep up with jarbo drinking if I have only 1 kidney?
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Re: Some help for the NCH

Postby aunt betty » Tue Dec 17, 2013 3:34 pm

Redbeard wrote:
aunt betty wrote:If you close the door when you take a shit you are not an asshole. A true asshole craps on a display stand for everyone to see (and smell). You guys are either pussies or dicks. A true asshole would be banned quickly.
I'm an asshole
yessir mister asshole sir. My mom told me not to argue with the police...sorry. forgot a minute. ;)
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Re: Some help for the NCH

Postby capt1972 » Tue Dec 17, 2013 4:55 pm

Goldfish wrote:How am I supposed to pretrend I can keep up with jarbo drinking if I have only 1 kidney?

the liver does all the real work
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