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Re: Field Staff Opportunities

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Mon Dec 16, 2013 1:52 pm

Oh I get it. Never mind.
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Re: Field Staff Opportunities

Postby one2many » Mon Dec 16, 2013 4:40 pm

Aint no bitches like the ones I got
All top notches gotta stay on top
Party all night and we make a lot
Gotta keep a fat knot it dont stop, bitch
Aint no bitches like the ones I got
When I take 'em to the spot, ya know they all look hot
Like I said homeboy "All I got is top notch"
Gotta keep a fat knot it dont stop

Im the super player, I got women everwhere
I know you love a square, I dont care
I still get it, anytime I want to
Call her at the house, I think she said "come through"
Im coming, everytime I see her
Thats what im doing, I cant believe ya
When ya tell me, shes all yours
Cause when I have her on the floor, down on all fours
She said its mine, and thats for sure
If you come around when im near, you gotta go
Cause you dont nothing bout this ballers work
When we was players coming up we knocked all the girls
And now I just go out and take my pick
If you gotta enough game you can take my bitch
I wont hate you, try to clown, I'll put you down
Cause I got women all over this town

Aint no bitches like the ones I got
All top notches gotta stay on top
Party all night and we make a lot
Gotta keep a fat knot it dont stop, bitch
Aint no bitches like the ones I got
When I take 'em to the spot, ya know they all look hot
Like I said homeboy "All I got is top notch"
Gotta keep a fat knot it dont stop

You couldnt be a betta player then me, you aint got enough game
You couldnt take her from me, you aint even have a chance
Not with me in the picture
You even got the last dance to see what it could gets you
Nothing, broken hearted and lonely
Cause when its over, shes going home with me
Five foot nine short hair big booty
Looking like the leading lady starring in a movie
Fly crib, mercedes benz
She loves niggas like me and my shady friends
And when we hang out, dont count the champagne bottles
Thinking Im drunk, I dont play game lotto
I put the game down from the start
And you aint nothing but a dumb ass mark
She started teasing when she saw the red carpet
What did you say nigga "Get ya ass in the car bitch"

Aint no bitches like the ones I got
All top notches gotta stay on top
Party all night and we make a lot
Gotta keep a fat knot it dont stop, bitch
Aint no bitches like the ones I got
When I take 'em to the spot, ya know they all look hot
Like I said homeboy "All I got is top notch"
Gotta keep a fat knot it dont stop

Hoochies, cheerleaders, groupies, beer drinkers
High class stuck up hoes, that getting real freaky
Laywers, nurses, police women, teachers
If shes a top notch, I keep her
Tall ass models, skinny and shit, big tities, short and thick
All complexions, different nationalities
Pimp game from from east oakland, out to cali
Keep 'em teenage to middle age, is she paid
Cuz if she aint, what can she make
If I see a bad bitch I aint fin away,
Im gonna holla at her, I cant discriminate
Its not about the sex, not all the time,
Cause im trying to get in her mind
Like when ya stand and just stare at the ocean
I help ya manage your emotions, bitch

Aint no bitches like the ones I got
All top notches gotta stay on top
Party all night and we make a lot
Gotta keep a fat knot it dont stop, bitch
Aint no bitches like the ones I got
When I take 'em to the spot, ya know they all look hot
Like I said homeboy "All I got is top notch"
Gotta keep a fat knot it dont stop

[Talking:]
Aint no bitches like my bitches, I know ya think ya gotta lotta hoes nigga
And ya probably do, but theres one fact that'll always be true
You couldnt be a betta player than me nigga
Life is, life is too short, so keep trying nigga keep trying
Numba one, player of the year, player of the decade
Player of the century, player of the mothafucking millenium
And his name is too $hort, bitch
No helicopter looking for a murder
Two in the mornin got the Fatburger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read, "Jeffys a pimp"
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Re: Field Staff Opportunities

Postby capt1972 » Mon Dec 16, 2013 6:42 pm

in all seriousness, this guy asked for help and you guys shit all over his thread. He will probably not come back now. If he does I will leave him with the last piece of advice I can muster. Get a force fetched dog. good luck.
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Re: Field Staff Opportunities

Postby Tiler_J » Mon Dec 16, 2013 6:45 pm

GadwallGetter530 wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
Olly wrote:I hear by pronounce everyone of you guys WFF prostaffers.

You hear that K_f'n_A? You've made the big time, you're a staffer now. Congratulations. Thanks Olly.

I don't get it?:?

And dressed like that, you never will. :lol:
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Re: Field Staff Opportunities

Postby 3legged_lab » Mon Dec 16, 2013 6:49 pm

capt1972 wrote:in all seriousness, this guy asked for help and you guys shit all over his thread. He will probably not come back now. If he does I will leave him with the last piece of advice I can muster. Get a force fetched dog. good luck.

He was made a WFF prostaffer, winning.
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Re: Field Staff Opportunities

Postby capt1972 » Mon Dec 16, 2013 6:55 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
capt1972 wrote:in all seriousness, this guy asked for help and you guys shit all over his thread. He will probably not come back now. If he does I will leave him with the last piece of advice I can muster. Get a force fetched dog. good luck.

He was made a WFF prostaffer, winning.

yeah but so were the rest of us.
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Re: Field Staff Opportunities

Postby Tiler_J » Mon Dec 16, 2013 7:06 pm

capt1972 wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
capt1972 wrote:in all seriousness, this guy asked for help and you guys shit all over his thread. He will probably not come back now. If he does I will leave him with the last piece of advice I can muster. Get a force fetched dog. good luck.

He was made a WFF prostaffer, winning.

yeah but so were the rest of us.

I hate myself now, can we resign from these positions? Or are they permanent? I don't want to have to go buy barrel stickers and a black hoodie.
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Re: Field Staff Opportunities

Postby Mornin Beef » Mon Dec 16, 2013 7:06 pm

try working at a local sporting goods store in the gun dept awhile. if you like that try doing a few nice things for your mom outside of mother's day. if that suits you, try drinking a case of cold ones with your buddies and attempt to rip the lid off something, just not behind a wheel, preferably a couple virgin cheerleaders. If you got that going for you look check out some waterfowl magazines and pay attention to what the articles say inbetween the lines. once you get that message grab up a few more beers and a tattoo gun and barrel sticker your forearm with a duck skull. After defoliation pay a guide during your coldest month of hunting and go in a t-shirt and pop lock and drop it.
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Re: Field Staff Opportunities

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Mon Dec 16, 2013 7:14 pm

Tiler_J wrote:
GadwallGetter530 wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
Olly wrote:I hear by pronounce everyone of you guys WFF prostaffers.

You hear that K_f'n_A? You've made the big time, you're a staffer now. Congratulations. Thanks Olly.

I don't get it?:?

And dressed like that, you never will. :lol:

Dressed like what?
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Re: Field Staff Opportunities

Postby Mornin Beef » Mon Dec 16, 2013 7:19 pm

GadwallGetter530 wrote:
Tiler_J wrote:
GadwallGetter530 wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
Olly wrote:I hear by pronounce everyone of you guys WFF prostaffers.

You hear that K_f'n_A? You've made the big time, you're a staffer now. Congratulations. Thanks Olly.

I don't get it?:?

And dressed like that, you never will. :lol:

Dressed like what?

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Re: Field Staff Opportunities

Postby Redbeard » Mon Dec 16, 2013 7:47 pm

Mornin Beef wrote:try working at a local sporting goods store in the gun dept awhile. if you like that try doing a few nice things for your mom outside of mother's day. if that suits you, try drinking a case of cold ones with your buddies and attempt to rip the lid off something, just not behind a wheel, preferably a couple virgin cheerleaders. If you got that going for you look check out some waterfowl magazines and pay attention to what the articles say inbetween the lines. once you get that message grab up a few more beers and a tattoo gun and barrel sticker your forearm with a duck skull. After defoliation pay a guide during your coldest month of hunting and go in a t-shirt and pop lock and drop it.
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Re: Field Staff Opportunities

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Mon Dec 16, 2013 7:53 pm

Redbeard wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:try working at a local sporting goods store in the gun dept awhile. if you like that try doing a few nice things for your mom outside of mother's day. if that suits you, try drinking a case of cold ones with your buddies and attempt to rip the lid off something, just not behind a wheel, preferably a couple virgin cheerleaders. If you got that going for you look check out some waterfowl magazines and pay attention to what the articles say inbetween the lines. once you get that message grab up a few more beers and a tattoo gun and barrel sticker your forearm with a duck skull. After defoliation pay a guide during your coldest month of hunting and go in a t-shirt and pop lock and drop it.
HAHAHA

Funny

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Re: Field Staff Opportunities

Postby 3legged_lab » Mon Dec 16, 2013 7:53 pm

Mornin Beef wrote: ....and pop lock and drop it.

This part
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Re: Field Staff Opportunities

Postby jehler » Mon Dec 16, 2013 9:44 pm

Tiler_J wrote:
K_Franklin_A wrote:For those of you that helped me thank you. Everyone else that is assuming and judging the type of hunter I am I really appreciate it. :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:



I don't believe anyone here is judging you or making any assumptions about you. Like I said in my first post, I don't know if we have many pro or field staffers here.

So we do what we do best, make jokes, poke fun, and have a good time. Nothing is directed at you or your attempt to get on with a couple companies. Good luck to you, there were a few helpful posts. If anything we busted each others balls and not yours.
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Re: Field Staff Opportunities

Postby Tiler_J » Mon Dec 16, 2013 11:33 pm

jehler wrote:
Tiler_J wrote:
K_Franklin_A wrote:For those of you that helped me thank you. Everyone else that is assuming and judging the type of hunter I am I really appreciate it. :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:



I don't believe anyone here is judging you,except Jehler,or making any assumptions about you. Like I said in my first post, I don't know if we have many pro or field staffers here.

So we do what we do best, make jokes, poke fun, and have a good time. Nothing is directed at you or your attempt to get on with a couple companies. Good luck to you, there were a few helpful posts. If anything we busted each others balls and not yours.
speak for yourself, I judged and assumed at the first post, pretty sure I nailed it

Sorry, I fixed it. Forgot you were the judgmental one in the bunch. I won't do it again.
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Re: Field Staff Opportunities

Postby aunt betty » Tue Dec 17, 2013 7:28 am

I think maybe I should have some shirts printed...
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If you want the job it's yours. You will carry, my shotgun, blind bag, coffee thermos, and anything else I bring.
There is no pay and I will try like hell to shoot your limit and steal any bands you get. Deal?
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Re: Field Staff Opportunities

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Tue Dec 17, 2013 7:29 am

aunt betty wrote:I think maybe I should have some shirts printed...
Aunt Betty Pro Staffer

If you want the job it's yours. You will carry, my shotgun, blind bag, coffee thermos, and anything else I bring.
There is no pay and I will try like hell to shoot your limit and steal any bands you get. Deal?


I didn't even get a shirt!
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Re: Field Staff Opportunities

Postby aunt betty » Tue Dec 17, 2013 7:31 am

Forgot to mention that if anything goes wrong it's the pro staffers fault. You better have really thick skin.
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Re: Field Staff Opportunities

Postby Olly » Tue Dec 17, 2013 7:36 am

You're all WFF prostaffers now. If you like it or not.
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Re: Field Staff Opportunities

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Tue Dec 17, 2013 7:38 am

Olly wrote:You're all WFF prostaffers now. If you like it or not.


I'm just gonna take one of your stickers and put it on my flat billed Hat.
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Re: Field Staff Opportunities

Postby aunt betty » Tue Dec 17, 2013 9:39 am

Olly wrote:You're all WFF prostaffers now. If you like it or not.
OK... I will make sure and mention the site when I unveil the 50' duck call next year. :mrgreen:
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Re: Field Staff Opportunities

Postby 3geese4me » Tue Dec 17, 2013 9:55 am

I just updated my Facebook profile to reflect my new pro-staff position.
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Re: Field Staff Opportunities

Postby Olly » Tue Dec 17, 2013 9:56 am

Glad to see you guys taking pride in doing a job with few rewards. You're true prostaffers already
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Field Staff Opportunities

Postby Redbeard » Tue Dec 17, 2013 10:07 am

Olly wrote:Glad to see you guys taking pride in doing a job with few rewards. You're true prostaffers already
someday when you're big enough olly to have a "store" at the top of the page, where you sell WFF gear, you gotta sell a black WFF t shirt with PRO STAFF in big white letters
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Re: Field Staff Opportunities

Postby gock5 » Tue Dec 17, 2013 10:44 am

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Olly wrote:Glad to see you guys taking pride in doing a job with few rewards. You're true prostaffers already
someday when you're big enough olly to have a "store" at the top of the page, where you sell WFF gear, you gotta sell a black WFF t shirt with PRO STAFF in big white letters
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Re: Field Staff Opportunities

Postby gock5 » Tue Dec 17, 2013 10:46 am

Can someone fix this for me so all can see the tshirt instead of the link? Rough day on the computer.
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Re: Field Staff Opportunities

Postby assateague » Tue Dec 17, 2013 10:53 am

Redbeard wrote:
Olly wrote:Glad to see you guys taking pride in doing a job with few rewards. You're true prostaffers already
someday when you're big enough olly to have a "store" at the top of the page, where you sell WFF gear, you gotta sell a black WFF t shirt with PRO STAFF in big white letters



:lol: :lol: :lol:


I was just thinking that I should make the 50/50™ shirts with "Pro Staff" underneath. :lol:
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Re: Field Staff Opportunities

Postby NuffDaddy » Tue Dec 17, 2013 12:00 pm

gock5 wrote:Can someone fix this for me so all can see the tshirt instead of the link? Rough day on the computer.

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Re: Field Staff Opportunities

Postby gock5 » Tue Dec 17, 2013 2:39 pm

Thanks for the fix...as you can see Duckhammer had a part in this production! Figure all of the Prostaffers can put their own avatar on the shirts. Makes it easier to identify everyone when Olly has the "annual Xmas party" :lol:
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Postby The Duck Hammer » Tue Dec 17, 2013 3:06 pm

Hell yea! I'm the number 1 pro staffer as far as the shits go.
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