Birthday ideas?

[R. Chapman]

The day of turning age is under 5 days, and I have no idea on what to do. Can't decide whether I should go bust some ducks, go grouse hunting, spend the day at the range doing load development, work on my truck, driving to Washington to get my order of lead shot. Decisions, decisions...

[Feelin' Fowl]

Nothing like celebrating a birth by killing shit!

[GadwallGetter530]

Try getting laid. Killing ducks would make my second choice.

[R. Chapman]

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[assateague]

Man, have you got some shit to learn.

[capt1972]

[R. Chapman]

Man, have you got some shit to learn.

About women or about life? That's the question of the day...

[The Duck Hammer]

Man, have you got some shit to learn.

About women or about life? That's the question of the day...

My guess is both.

[R. Chapman]

Who knows...

[assateague]

See, that's what I'm talking about.

About thinking you have to have a girlfriend to get laid. If you'd rather not, that's cool, but damn, have some fun while you're young. Let me share a little wisdom to put it in perspective.


When you're married, no matter how much you love your wife, you will have this thought: "fuck- I'm never going to have sex with another woman for the rest of my life". It'll hit you occasionally, maybe driving down the road, maybe at the mall, who knows. It's actually a good thing, because it means you love your wife, and have no intention of ever cheating or getting divorced. But that doesn't make it any less depressing for that brief instant. And you know what makes that brief instant so brief? Thinking back about all the other chicks you already checked off the list beforehand.


So don't fuck it up now, or when that moment of depression hits, you'll drive your car off a cliff.

[DC727]

See, that's what I'm talking about.

About thinking you have to have a girlfriend to get laid. If you'd rather not, that's cool, but damn, have some fun while you're young. Let me share a little wisdom to put it in perspective.


When you're married, no matter how much you love your wife, you will have this thought: "fuck- I'm never going to have sex with another woman for the rest of my life". It'll hit you occasionally, maybe driving down the road, maybe at the mall, who knows. It's actually a good thing, because it means you love your wife, and have no intention of ever cheating or getting divorced. But that doesn't make it any less depressing for that brief instant. And you know what makes that brief instant so brief? Thinking back about all the other chicks you already checked off the list beforehand.


So don't fuck it up now, or when that moment of depression hits, you'll drive your car off a cliff.

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[R. Chapman]

See, that's what I'm talking about.

About thinking you have to have a girlfriend to get laid. If you'd rather not, that's cool, but damn, have some fun while you're young. Let me share a little wisdom to put it in perspective.


When you're married, no matter how much you love your wife, you will have this thought: "fuck- I'm never going to have sex with another woman for the rest of my life". It'll hit you occasionally, maybe driving down the road, maybe at the mall, who knows. It's actually a good thing, because it means you love your wife, and have no intention of ever cheating or getting divorced. But that doesn't make it any less depressing for that brief instant. And you know what makes that brief instant so brief? Thinking back about all the other chicks you already checked off the list beforehand.


So don't fuck it up now, or when that moment of depression hits, you'll drive your car off a cliff.

So are you saying I should pay a prostitute??? On the serious side, most of the places in Helena are closed on the 23rd. So that's why I have the choices laid out in front of me as I posted earlier. Besides, most people are off on their little Hawaii or Florida vacation because -10 degrees is too damn cold for them.

[assateague]

Never mind. Some lessons just come with time, I reckon.

[R. Chapman]

Just remember that I'm a hard headed, soon-to-be 16 year old dumbass.

[R. Chapman]

Fuck it, I'm going duck hunting. Go sit out at lake Helena all day, in one hand with an 870 and in the other with a .22 rifle. That should keep me entertained for 8 hours.

[(MT)Montanafowler]

Never mind. Some lessons just come with time, I reckon.

i've seen the chicks in Helena, he's better off keeping in his pants and chasing ducks

[R. Chapman]

Never mind. Some lessons just come with time, I reckon.

i've seen the chicks in Helena, he's better off keeping in his pants and chasing ducks

Thanks for better explaining it better than I can!

[(MT)Montanafowler]

Never mind. Some lessons just come with time, I reckon.

i've seen the chicks in Helena, he's better off keeping in his pants and chasing ducks

Thanks for better explaining it better than I can!

just shut up. you're at the age where a breeze on your pants gives you a hardon, you're not allowed to have an opinion yet.

[bill herian]

just shut up. you're at the age where a breeze on your pants gives you a hardon, you're not allowed to have an opinion yet.

Wasn't it you that said "Until you have a job and car payment, no one gives a shit what you have to say"?

I have no idea why I remember that, but for some reason I remember that.

[(MT)Montanafowler]

just shut up. you're at the age where a breeze on your pants gives you a hardon, you're not allowed to have an opinion yet.

Wasn't it you that said "Until you have a job and car payment, no one gives a shit what you have to say"?

I have no idea why I remember that, but for some reason I remember that.

if i said that, that's probably the smartest thing i've ever said!

i doubt it though.

[huntfishnv]

What up Chapman? Sounds like I might be seeing you at the Lake sometime over break.

[DeadEye_Dan]

The day of turning age is under 5 days, and I have no idea on what to do. Can't decide whether I should go bust some ducks, go grouse hunting, spend the day at the range doing load development, work on my truck, driving to Washington to get my order of lead shot. Decisions, decisions...

http://youtu.be/tAp9BKosZXs

[aunt betty]

Get a t-shirt that says I AM REX MUTHER FUCKING CHAPMAN.

[aunt betty]

Get a t shirt that says I AM REX MUTHER FUCKING CHAPMAN

[R. Chapman]

What up Chapman? Sounds like I might be seeing you at the Lake sometime over break.

Yeah, I'll be out there Saturday, Sunday, and Monday. If action is slow, I'll just bring a .22 along to shoot them marsh mice that I always seem to step on.

[NuffDaddy]

Get a t shirt that says I AM REX MUTHER FUCKING CHAPMAN

What should it say?

[RonE]

Find a gal that will jump in bed with you and then ask her to invite a friend. Twofers are really good birthday presents.

[gock5]

Chapman.pdf

Get a t-shirt that says I AM REX MUTHER **** CHAPMAN.

[gock5]

AB, your wish is my command!

I need help again...someone please put this pdf as an image and not an attachment!

[R. Chapman]

That is cool...maybe a new name brand...