Birthday ideas?

[aunt betty]

Seems to me a 16-year-old should be checking out rides so he can pick up biches on Saturday nite. Forget the t shirt and get wheels but spray paint ...you know.

[R. Chapman]

Seems to me a 16-year-old should be checking out rides so he can pick up biches on Saturday nite. Forget the t shirt and get wheels but spray paint ...you know.

My rides a '94 GMC Sierra Single Cab ShortBox with a completely rebuilt engine and redone engine box interior, dual exhaust pipes, 18" rims, Light Blue and White in color, with a few inch lift kit. I would think that's more than enough ride.

[aunt betty]

Seems to me a 16-year-old should be checking out rides so he can pick up biches on Saturday nite. Forget the t shirt and get wheels but spray paint ...you know.

My rides a '94 GMC Sierra Single Cab ShortBox with a completely rebuilt engine and redone engine box interior, dual exhaust pipes, 18" rims, Light Blue and White in color, with a few inch lift kit. I would think that's more than enough ride.

does it say "I am REX mother fucking Chapman" on it? If not, I'll start a drive and raise money for the vinyl...

[R. Chapman]

Something might be in the process...

[huntfishnv]

Chap how was the shooting today at the lake?

[R. Chapman]

Not worth a fuck for ducks, lot of geese sitting on the canal past the fence. Tomorrow I'm going to ask the land owner if I can hunt it.

[FlintRiverFowler]

See, that's what I'm talking about.

About thinking you have to have a girlfriend to get laid. If you'd rather not, that's cool, but damn, have some fun while you're young. Let me share a little wisdom to put it in perspective.


When you're married, no matter how much you love your wife, you will have this thought: "fuck- I'm never going to have sex with another woman for the rest of my life". It'll hit you occasionally, maybe driving down the road, maybe at the mall, who knows. It's actually a good thing, because it means you love your wife, and have no intention of ever cheating or getting divorced. But that doesn't make it any less depressing for that brief instant. And you know what makes that brief instant so brief? Thinking back about all the other chicks you already checked off the list beforehand.


So don't fuck it up now, or when that moment of depression hits, you'll drive your car off a cliff.

Amen brother.
And Rex don't dont date some blood sucking bitch who gains 80 lbs over 3 years and steals those three years of your life from 18-21. And if you do, go away to college and be very unfaithful because deep down you hate that bitch anyways and so does your best friend.

[huntfishnv]

Not worth a **** for ducks, lot of geese sitting on the canal past the fence. Tomorrow I'm going to ask the land owner if I can hunt it.

good to know, good luck.

[R. Chapman]

Yep, there's no sense in screwing around with decoys, there's no ducks in there, although there's at least 3-4 muskrats.

[R. Chapman]

So, I have established my plan of attack for tomorrow. First things first, go out a fuck up a couple of duck's day. Next thing is get back to the house, load up 6 shells for the .25-06 Remington shooting 90 gr. Sierra BlitzKing over 43.8 grs. of Varget with a Remington 9.5 Large Rifle Primer, then go out over to HelmVille and see if there's a coyote or bobcat lurking around. After that, head to the Atomic Cafe for some lunch. After that, I'm heading over to crazy Charlies house so he can show me this jump shooting creek that he's been having luck with the last week everyday, getting 2-4 quackers. After that, who knows, maybe go to the big store and see if there's something I just can't live without. Then go home, and visit with Grandpops for an hour or so. That should be a good way to wrap the day up.

[DC727]

I don't see booze, whores, or cocain in there. You need to make better choices

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[GadwallGetter530]

I don't see booze, whores, or cocain in there. You need to make better choices

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Truth.

[aunt betty]

I don't see booze, whores, or cocain in there. You need to make better choices

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Don't listen to these guys. All three of their choices make you get old and poor quickly.

[RonE]

If you are going to drink on your birthday, keep one thing in mind: You can't drink all day unless you start in the morning.

[Woody]

AB, your wish is my command!

I need help again...someone please put this pdf as an image and not an attachment!

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I would suggest a little more creativity...

[FlintRiverFowler]

So, I have established my plan of attack for tomorrow. First things first, go out a fuck up a couple of duck's day. Next thing is get back to the house, load up 6 shells for the .25-06 Remington shooting 90 gr. Sierra BlitzKing over 43.8 grs. of Varget with a Remington 9.5 Large Rifle Primer, then go out over to HelmVille and see if there's a coyote or bobcat lurking around. After that, head to the Atomic Cafe for some lunch. After that, I'm heading over to crazy Charlies house so he can show me this jump shooting creek that he's been having luck with the last week everyday, getting 2-4 quackers. After that, who knows, maybe go to the big store and see if there's something I just can't live without. Then go home, and visit with Grandpops for an hour or so. That should be a good way to wrap the day up.

How did this pan out?

[one2many]

Seems to me a 16-year-old should be checking out rides so he can pick up biches on Saturday nite. Forget the t shirt and get wheels but spray paint ...you know.

My rides a '94 GMC Sierra Single Cab ShortBox with a completely rebuilt engine and redone engine box interior, dual exhaust pipes, 18" rims, Light Blue and White in color, with a few inch lift kit. I would think that's more than enough ride.

does it say "I am REX mother fucking Chapman" on it? If not, I'll start a drive and raise money for the vinyl...

hahahahaha NICE Betty!!!!!

[Redbeard]

Masturbation

[3legged_lab]

Masturbation

That'll take care of 3 minutes..... 6 if you count clean-up.

[R. Chapman]

So, I have established my plan of attack for tomorrow. First things first, go out a fuck up a couple of duck's day. Next thing is get back to the house, load up 6 shells for the .25-06 Remington shooting 90 gr. Sierra BlitzKing over 43.8 grs. of Varget with a Remington 9.5 Large Rifle Primer, then go out over to HelmVille and see if there's a coyote or bobcat lurking around. After that, head to the Atomic Cafe for some lunch. After that, I'm heading over to crazy Charlies house so he can show me this jump shooting creek that he's been having luck with the last week everyday, getting 2-4 quackers. After that, who knows, maybe go to the big store and see if there's something I just can't live without. Then go home, and visit with Grandpops for an hour or so. That should be a good way to wrap the day up.

How did this pan out?

Well, 5 quackers was alright with me, but didn't see a coyote in Helmville. So on the way home I stopped at the range to burn the shells up at 100. I was pretty damn impressed for burning through them without letting the barrel cool down between each shot. 5 shots in a jagged hole like that always sets my pants on fire.

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[(MT)Montanafowler]

A gust of wind like that always sets my pants on fire.

FIFY

[Woody]

a jagged hole like that always sets my pants on fire.

When the hole is jagged I usually put my pants back on.