Sh*t Aunt Betty Says

[aunt betty]

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It's a children's story olly. She ate a spider to eat the fly...then a bird, cat, dog, horse, lion, and finally an elephant before she actually died. You obviously never heard of it.

Yea I know, it's the context that you said it. Didn't make any sense.... like everything else you say.

someone said they can eat anything and had an iron stomach. You missed it. Maybe it wasn't a clear reference.
Still looking over your shoulder expecting the booty searching cops to pull ya over?

[3legged_lab]

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It's a children's story olly. She ate a spider to eat the fly...then a bird, cat, dog, horse, lion, and finally an elephant before she actually died. You obviously never heard of it.

Yea I know, it's the context that you said it. Didn't make any sense.... like everything else you say.

:lol::lol:

[possumfoot]

this thread has potential!!!

[3legged_lab]

To be used as evidence in a psych eval.

[possumfoot]

To be used as evidence in a psych eval.

lol.. sorry betty.. door locks from the outside...

[aunt betty]

To be used as evidence in a psych eval.

lol.. sorry betty.. door locks from the outside...

I have been evaluated...them mental health people are fucking crazy. They asked, do you hear voices...no.
Do you have bad dreams. No, just ducks.
Do you have headaches? Nope.

Then they started repeating and going in circles chanting...bad dreams? Headaches? Hear voices? (Chanting)

I was in jail wanting to be released and they danced the ARE YOU CRAZY? dance.

I was about to snap and SHOW THEM SOME CRAZY when...

A guy who was being processed IN tried to hang himself so the mental health dance went to him, thus abandoning me.

Thank God.

[aunt betty]

Do you have bad dreams?
Headaches?
Do you hear voices?
Na, I'm fine thanks.

[(MT)Montanafowler]

Do you have bad dreams?
Headaches?
Do you hear voices?
Na, I'm fine thanks.

if you seek it, so shall you find it.

[assateague]

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[aunt betty]

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The pancetta turned out perfectomundo.

[aunt betty]

Montana, use the template ya dipstick. I KNOW you know how college boy.

[Flightstopper]

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So much better in poster form out of context

[rebelp74]

This is the best thread ever! Kudos Olly!

[(MT)Montanafowler]

Montana, use the template ya dipstick. I KNOW you know how college boy.

what template? you didn't say that, I did.

and no, actually i have no idea how you put that shit together.

[aunt betty]

Montana, use the template ya dipstick. I KNOW you know how college boy.

what template? you didn't say that, I did.

and no, actually i have no idea how you put that shit together.

start at the beginning of the thread.
Click on olly's template and save it to your pc.
Then use paint or word to open the file and insert text.

Seriously, what grade are you in?

[(MT)Montanafowler]

start at the beginning of the thread.
Click on olly's template and save it to your pc.
Then use paint or word to open the file and insert text.

Seriously, what grade are you in?

the grade that doesn't require "give a fucks" or computer shit.

[Tiler_J]

start at the beginning of the thread.
Click on olly's template and save it to your pc.
Then use paint or word to open the file and insert text.

Seriously, what grade are you in?

the grade that doesn't require "give a fucks" or computer shit.

Pre-school? My daughter is in kindergarten and they are already using computers.

[aunt betty]

I'm pretty sure Montana is a college freshman,
Knows everything and is a super genius.
In two years he'll be a junior going through the phase where it gets impossibly hard, where the college sorts out the trash. Can't wait to hear about Montana's junior year...

[(MT)Montanafowler]

I'm pretty sure Montana is a college freshman,
Knows everything and is a super genius.
In two years he'll be a junior going through the phase where it gets impossibly hard, where the college sorts out the trash. Can't wait to hear about Montana's junior year...

I'm already a junior.

[(MT)Montanafowler]

Pre-school? My daughter is in kindergarten and they are already using computers.

really? Sounds unlikely to me but i could be wrong, what does a 5 year old do on a computer?

[Eric Haynes]

Pre-school? My daughter is in kindergarten and they are already using computers.

really? Sounds unlikely to me but i could be wrong, what does a 5 year old do on a computer?

My son was using a computer at 3.

There are a lot of learning programs available to toddlers for a computer. One for example has colored shapes and it asks you to grab "green triangle" and put it on the right side of the screen into the triangle spot. There are also flash card type games, memory games, etc. So there is plenty for a kid to do on a computer.

[3geese4me]

Pre-school? My daughter is in kindergarten and they are already using computers.

really? Sounds unlikely to me but i could be wrong, what does a 5 year old do on a computer?

My son was using a computer at 3.

There are a lot of learning programs available to toddlers for a computer. One for example has colored shapes and it asks you to grab "green triangle" and put it on the right side of the screen into the triangle spot. There are also flash card type games, memory games, etc. So there is plenty for a kid to do on a computer.

My 4 year old son has a ton of those types if games. He loves them.

[Olly]

Pre-school? My daughter is in kindergarten and they are already using computers.

really? Sounds unlikely to me but i could be wrong, what does a 5 year old do on a computer?

So cool.

[(MT)Montanafowler]

wow, it's crazy that those kids can do that! i didn't even learn how to type until high school.

[QH's Paw]

My grandson plays with computers. Actually, he uses his Grandma and Mom's phone for computer apps. So, he's at least a step ahead of his
Paw Paw.

[Flightstopper]

My year and a half niece is scary with an ipad. All the same stuff just matching shapes but they really do pick this stuff up quick.

[DeadEye_Dan]

Jack learned all the states and capitols (by shape) with an iPad app and has several math and spelling games that have really given him a good foundation

[Eric Haynes]

wow, it's crazy that those kids can do that! i didn't even learn how to type until high school.

Maybe instead of getting away from technology you should smarten up and embrace it...

[assateague]

Jack learned all the states and capitols (by shape) with an iPad app and has several math and spelling games that have really given him a good foundation

Same with Layniebug. Some game that asks you questions about capitals and shows the shapes, and then they drop down below a line, where you have to stack them up to a certain height. She can wheedle her way around an ipad and ipod way faster than I.

[(MT)Montanafowler]

wow, it's crazy that those kids can do that! i didn't even learn how to type until high school.

Maybe instead of getting away from technology you should smarten up and embrace it...

nah, it's just a fad, should be dying off soon enough