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Re: New Year's Resolutions

Postby Redbeard » Fri Dec 27, 2013 11:47 am

RonE wrote:
Redbeard wrote:Less shower masturbation


Ever notice how your dog will get in the shower and lick water that hasn't gone down the drain yet. I'll bet that there are dogs that swallow more than their owners wives do.
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Re: New Year's Resolutions

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Fri Dec 27, 2013 11:54 am

huntall6 wrote:Allegedly.

this will be the first legal trip.


That sounds more like it.

Allegedly.
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Re: New Year's Resolutions

Postby Olly » Fri Dec 27, 2013 1:27 pm

I have one resolution so far. Carve a decoy from cork.
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Re: New Year's Resolutions

Postby Eric Haynes » Fri Dec 27, 2013 2:43 pm

I have one I started on back in November. Get back in shape. Month and a half into it and I'm down 23 lbs. to 197. Hoping to be back around 210 by summer without the love handles. :lol::lol::lol:
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Re: New Year's Resolutions

Postby capt1972 » Fri Dec 27, 2013 3:27 pm

I resolve to backhand the wife harder the first time as I think it will save time and energy than repeated back-handings in the long run.
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Re: New Year's Resolutions

Postby AKPirate » Fri Dec 27, 2013 3:44 pm

Redbeard wrote:I plan on wearing pants less often...underwear too


Can you start this one after the WCH?
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Re: New Year's Resolutions

Postby AKPirate » Fri Dec 27, 2013 3:45 pm

Redbeard wrote:I plan on drinking more


Start this one at the WCH please...
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Re: New Year's Resolutions

Postby ManlyMan » Fri Dec 27, 2013 7:57 pm

More shower masturbation.
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Re: New Year's Resolutions

Postby Olly » Fri Dec 27, 2013 8:03 pm

ManlyMan wrote:More shower masturbation.


Well you are getting married.
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Re: New Year's Resolutions

Postby 3legged_lab » Fri Dec 27, 2013 10:01 pm

QH's Paw wrote:Tried to give less of a fuck than I already do.

Whoa, not possible for this guy.
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Re: New Year's Resolutions

Postby 3legged_lab » Fri Dec 27, 2013 10:04 pm

Olly wrote:
ManlyMan wrote:More shower masturbation.


Well you are getting married.

His stats will definitely be up.
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Re: New Year's Resolutions

Postby huntall6 » Sat Dec 28, 2013 7:40 am

ManlyMan wrote:More shower masturbation.


You would like to be as clean as possible as you are doing the dirty deed! I shoulda seen that one coming....
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Re: New Year's Resolutions

Postby (MT)Montanafowler » Sat Dec 28, 2013 1:51 pm

Redbeard wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:Try to be nicer to MT, it's not his fault he's dull.
dude new years resolutions have to be somewhat possible


couple of fucking dickheads i tell ya :lol:
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