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Re: Like my parking job?

Postby assateague » Mon Dec 30, 2013 10:40 pm

I haven't tried it, but it wouldn't surprise me. It approaches the "bolt of lightning" energy levels.
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Re: Like my parking job?

Postby Tiler_J » Mon Dec 30, 2013 10:42 pm

assateague wrote:I haven't tried it, but it wouldn't surprise me. It approaches the "bolt of lightning" energy levels.

I bet you could fuse rocks together with that thing.
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Re: Like my parking job?

Postby Goldfish » Mon Dec 30, 2013 10:48 pm

If you mount your welder to the Jeep, think you could go back and change your super bowl bet?
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Re: Like my parking job?

Postby Tiler_J » Mon Dec 30, 2013 10:53 pm

Goldfish wrote:If you mount your welder to the Jeep, think you could go back and change your super bowl bet?

He never made the Flux-Capacitor. He definitely has the 1.21 jigawatts of power.
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Re: Like my parking job?

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Mon Dec 30, 2013 10:59 pm

Tiler_J wrote:
Goldfish wrote:If you mount your welder to the Jeep, think you could go back and change your super bowl bet?

He never made the Flux-Capacitor. He definitely has the 1.21 jigawatts of power.

:lol: :lol:

I dont know why I find that so funny.
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Re: Like my parking job?

Postby (MT)Montanafowler » Mon Dec 30, 2013 11:11 pm

Tiler_J wrote:
Goldfish wrote:If you mount your welder to the Jeep, think you could go back and change your super bowl bet?

He never made the Flux-Capacitor. He definitely has the 1.21 jigawatts of power.


he just needs to steal some plutonium from the Chechnyans, not that big of a deal.
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Re: Like my parking job?

Postby assateague » Mon Dec 30, 2013 11:11 pm

Goldfish wrote:If you mount your welder to the Jeep, think you could go back and change your super bowl bet?




Hell no, Chiefs are in the playoffs!
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Re: Like my parking job?

Postby assateague » Mon Dec 30, 2013 11:12 pm

Tiler_J wrote:
assateague wrote:I haven't tried it, but it wouldn't surprise me. It approaches the "bolt of lightning" energy levels.

I bet you could fuse rocks together with that thing.



Dan fuses rocks together inside his kidney. I'm not sure that's such a good benchmark.
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Re: Like my parking job?

Postby rebelp74 » Mon Dec 30, 2013 11:13 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Like my parking job?

Postby Goldfish » Mon Dec 30, 2013 11:22 pm

Dan swallowed a welder?
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Re: Like my parking job?

Postby rebelp74 » Mon Dec 30, 2013 11:23 pm

Goldfish wrote:Dan swallowed a welder?

He's obviously done something he had no business doing
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Re: Like my parking job?

Postby Tiler_J » Mon Dec 30, 2013 11:23 pm

assateague wrote:
Tiler_J wrote:
assateague wrote:I haven't tried it, but it wouldn't surprise me. It approaches the "bolt of lightning" energy levels.

I bet you could fuse rocks together with that thing.



Dan fuses rocks together inside his kidney. I'm not sure that's such a good benchmark.


I bet you could fuse rocks together with that thing, that even Dan couldn't pass.

Better??
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Re: Like my parking job?

Postby assateague » Mon Dec 30, 2013 11:24 pm

Better, but I'm beginning to doubt there is such a thing as "a rock Dan can't pass".
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Re: Like my parking job?

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Mon Dec 30, 2013 11:26 pm

Pimpin' ain't easy.
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Re: Like my parking job?

Postby Goldfish » Mon Dec 30, 2013 11:26 pm

DeadEye_Dan wrote:Pimpin' ain't easy.

You're doin it wrong
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Re: Like my parking job?

Postby Tiler_J » Mon Dec 30, 2013 11:28 pm

DeadEye_Dan wrote:Pissing ain't easy.
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Re: Like my parking job?

Postby (MT)Montanafowler » Mon Dec 30, 2013 11:48 pm

Tiler_J wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:Pissing ain't easy.


if he can get gravel out of it, pissing is probably like turning on a garden hose.
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Re: Like my parking job?

Postby Tiler_J » Mon Dec 30, 2013 11:51 pm

(MT)Montanafowler wrote:
Tiler_J wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:Pissing ain't easy.


if he can get gravel out of it, pissing is probably like turning on a garden hose.

It is probably more of a problem getting it to stop. Drips like a worn out faucet.
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Re: Like my parking job?

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Mon Dec 30, 2013 11:54 pm

Tiler_J wrote:
(MT)Montanafowler wrote:
Tiler_J wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:Pissing ain't easy.


if he can get gravel out of it, pissing is probably like turning on a garden hose.

It is probably more of a problem getting it to stop. Drips like a worn out faucet.


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Re: Like my parking job?

Postby Tiler_J » Tue Dec 31, 2013 12:00 am

DeadEye_Dan wrote:
Tiler_J wrote:
(MT)Montanafowler wrote:
Tiler_J wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:Pissing ain't easy.


if he can get gravel out of it, pissing is probably like turning on a garden hose.

It is probably more of a problem getting it to stop. Drips like a worn out faucet.


Tampon.

I was afraid you were going to say you just shoved a rock in the end of it.
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Re: Like my parking job?

Postby 3legged_lab » Tue Dec 31, 2013 12:24 am

DeadEye_Dan wrote:
Tiler_J wrote:
(MT)Montanafowler wrote:
Tiler_J wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:Pissing ain't easy.


if he can get gravel out of it, pissing is probably like turning on a garden hose.

It is probably more of a problem getting it to stop. Drips like a worn out faucet.


Tampon.

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Re: Like my parking job?

Postby Goldfish » Tue Dec 31, 2013 11:02 am

Tiler_J wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:
Tiler_J wrote:
(MT)Montanafowler wrote:
Tiler_J wrote:[quote="DeadEye_Dan"]Pissing ain't easy.


if he can get gravel out of it, pissing is probably like turning on a garden hose.

It is probably more of a problem getting it to stop. Drips like a worn out faucet.


Tampon.

I was afraid you were going to say you just shoved a rock in the end of it.[/quote]
That would be considered a loaded weapon in MD
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