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Postby Juice Box » Thu Jan 02, 2014 9:00 pm

I have an interview with one of the local police department's for a full time patrol officer's job. Wish me luck!
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Re: Interview

Postby Redbeard » Thu Jan 02, 2014 9:05 pm

Juice Box wrote:I have an interview with one of the local police department's for a full time patrol officer's job. Wish me luck!
good luck man. I hope you didn't put Zach down as a reference

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Re: Interview

Postby Juice Box » Thu Jan 02, 2014 9:07 pm

Thanks dude!

Hopefully they can't tell I'm lying when they ask me if I've ever slept on duty
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Re: Interview

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Thu Jan 02, 2014 9:10 pm

Just don't be a dildo and you'll be fine..... Tell'em you shot a banded gaddy. That'll get you the job for sure.:mrgreen:
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Re: Interview

Postby Redbeard » Thu Jan 02, 2014 9:24 pm

Just tell em you're friends with Kevin. The job will be yours
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Re: Interview

Postby Juice Box » Thu Jan 02, 2014 10:42 pm

Redbeard wrote:Just tell em you're friends with Kevin. The job will be yours

I'll tell them I've drank beer with him a half a dozen times lol
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Re: Interview

Postby huntall6 » Thu Jan 02, 2014 10:50 pm

just what we need, MORE COPS!! :roll:

srsly though, good luck man! if they ask you any situational questions, just remember to include "STOP RESISTING!" in every response.
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Re: Interview

Postby Olly » Thu Jan 02, 2014 10:56 pm

Good luck man, if you need any references tell them to give me a call. You'd be a shoe in for sure.
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Re: Interview

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Thu Jan 02, 2014 11:03 pm

Juice Box wrote:
Redbeard wrote:Just tell em you're friends with Kevin. The job will be yours

I'll tell them I've drank beer with him a half a dozen times lol


Feel free to name drop all you want if Ya think it'll help.:mrgreen:
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Re: Interview

Postby Juice Box » Fri Jan 03, 2014 12:11 am

Olly wrote:Good luck man, if you need any references tell them to give me a call. You'd be a shoe in for sure.

I think I'm good. I have some references already but thanks olly! Plus I actually want this job.....
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Re: Interview

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Fri Jan 03, 2014 1:02 am

Good luck, JB!

Try not to wear chick pants and you should be fine.
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Re: Interview

Postby AKPirate » Fri Jan 03, 2014 11:16 am

Tell them your only willing to start after the WCH.
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Re: Interview

Postby Redbeard » Fri Jan 03, 2014 11:24 am

AKPirate wrote:Tell them your only willing to start after the WCH.
well duh
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Re: Interview

Postby Olly » Fri Jan 03, 2014 12:40 pm

Juice Box wrote:
Olly wrote:Good luck man, if you need any references tell them to give me a call. You'd be a shoe in for sure.

I think I'm good. I have some references already but thanks olly! Plus I actually want this job.....



Awwwww come on. I love talking to cops.
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Re: Interview

Postby Juice Box » Fri Jan 03, 2014 12:58 pm

Olly wrote:
Juice Box wrote:
Olly wrote:Good luck man, if you need any references tell them to give me a call. You'd be a shoe in for sure.

I think I'm good. I have some references already but thanks olly! Plus I actually want this job.....



Awwwww come on. I love talking to cops.

Maybe when their off duty lol
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Re: Interview

Postby one2many » Fri Jan 03, 2014 4:28 pm

Good luck Box!!!
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Re: Interview

Postby RonE » Sat Jan 04, 2014 9:02 pm

Good luck on your interview, I hope you get the job. Tell them that if they hire you, you are willing to gain 40+ pounds so that you fit in with the rest of the city cops and that you promise to never catch a criminal but will write plenty of tickets to young people.
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Re: Interview

Postby Juice Box » Mon Jan 06, 2014 2:16 pm

RonE wrote:Good luck on your interview, I hope you get the job. Tell them that if they hire you, you are willing to gain 40+ pounds so that you fit in with the rest of the city cops and that you promise to never catch a criminal but will write plenty of tickets to young people.

What ever I did I did it right. Their moving me on to the next step
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Re: Interview

Postby huntall6 » Mon Jan 06, 2014 3:49 pm

go get 'em!!


fuckin rook :lol:
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Re: Interview

Postby Redbeard » Mon Jan 06, 2014 4:49 pm

huntall6 wrote:go get 'em!!


fuckin rook :lol:
and grow a mustache would ya
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