Idaho i thought you was just joking around. 1300+ still is a chunk of change for me but will be the cheapest thing i buy for work so i should just brush the sand out of my pussy and man up.its just a little sticker shock when my own cell phone is a cheap ass non smart phone.
i do think its cool i can call up someone from almost any place on terra firma
sat phones?
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Re: sat phones?
by one2many » Fri Jan 03, 2014 4:23 pm
No helicopter looking for a murder
Two in the mornin got the Fatburger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read, "Jeffys a pimp"
Two in the mornin got the Fatburger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read, "Jeffys a pimp"
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Re: sat phones?
by (MT)Montanafowler » Fri Jan 03, 2014 4:27 pm
one2many wrote:Idaho i thought you was just joking around. 1300+ still is a chunk of change for me but will be the cheapest thing i buy for work so i should just brush the sand out of my pussy and man up.its just a little sticker shock when my own cell phone is a cheap ass non smart phone.
i do think its cool i can call up someone from almost any place on terra firma
yeah i'm the same way, i about had an Assa-Attack when i saw that price
the joke was one we used on at work a lot, "well if i'm gonna get fucked in the ass anyway, i want a courtesy reach around!" apparently it went over some people's heads.
Sun Jan 12, 2014 4:18 pm
totally sig worthy!
huntall6 wrote:MT is right.
totally sig worthy!
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Re: sat phones?
by Olly » Fri Jan 03, 2014 4:34 pm
(MT)Montanafowler wrote:one2many wrote:Idaho i thought you was just joking around. 1300+ still is a chunk of change for me but will be the cheapest thing i buy for work so i should just brush the sand out of my pussy and man up.its just a little sticker shock when my own cell phone is a cheap ass non smart phone.
i do think its cool i can call up someone from almost any place on terra firma
yeah i'm the same way, i about had an Assa-Attack when i saw that price
the joke was one we used on at work a lot, "well if i'm gonna get fucked in the ass anyway, i want a courtesy reach around!" apparently it went over some people's heads.
No. Your joke didn't make sense because he wasn't getting fucked over. You're joke would have made sense if he paid $50 for a bag of rocks but not for what he paid for that sat phone.
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Re: sat phones?
by 3legged_lab » Sat Jan 04, 2014 5:20 pm
(MT)Montanafowler wrote:"well if i'm gonna get fucked in the ass"
Definitely not a laughing matter.
Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
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Re: sat phones?
by 3legged_lab » Sat Jan 04, 2014 5:39 pm
assateague wrote:Ever.
Ever
Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
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Re: sat phones?
by DeadEye_Dan » Sat Jan 04, 2014 7:03 pm
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Re: sat phones?
by 3legged_lab » Sat Jan 04, 2014 10:58 pm
Olly wrote:(MT)Montanafowler wrote:one2many wrote:Idaho i thought you was just joking around. 1300+ still is a chunk of change for me but will be the cheapest thing i buy for work so i should just brush the sand out of my pussy and man up.its just a little sticker shock when my own cell phone is a cheap ass non smart phone.
i do think its cool i can call up someone from almost any place on terra firma
yeah i'm the same way, i about had an Assa-Attack when i saw that price
the joke was one we used on at work a lot, "well if i'm gonna get fucked in the ass anyway, i want a courtesy reach around!" apparently it went over some people's heads.
No. Your joke didn't make sense because he wasn't getting fucked over. You're joke would have made sense if he paid $50 for a bag of rocks but not for what he paid for that sat phone.
Wait, what kind of rocks are we talking about here?
Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
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Re: sat phones?
by one2many » Sun Jan 05, 2014 2:12 pm
DeadEye_Dan wrote:
this made me laugh
No helicopter looking for a murder
Two in the mornin got the Fatburger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read, "Jeffys a pimp"
Two in the mornin got the Fatburger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read, "Jeffys a pimp"
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