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Bacon bowl

Postby aunt betty » Sun Jan 05, 2014 7:09 am

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Re: Bacon bowl

Postby Bootlipkiller » Mon Jan 06, 2014 12:15 am

When I saw this commercial the first thing I thought of was WFF and the great bacon debate.
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Re: Bacon bowl

Postby huntall6 » Mon Jan 06, 2014 12:28 am

If cooked properly, I don't see how the bowl would hold up.

If you like fiberglass, it might work for you
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Re: Bacon bowl

Postby Goldfish » Mon Jan 06, 2014 4:13 am

It's called a fucking muffin pan upside down. Then you can make 12 at once.
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Re: Bacon bowl

Postby FlintRiverFowler » Mon Jan 06, 2014 6:29 am

huntall6 wrote:If cooked properly, I don't see how the bowl would hold up.

If you like fiberglass, it might work for you

:lol: :lol: :lol:
I'm more of a middle grounder on the chewy crispy debate. I like the ends and edges to be crunchy and the other parts to be chewy. I just hate raw feeling slimy bacon, and bacon that is so crispy it explodes when you bite it sucks too.
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Re: Bacon bowl

Postby rebelp74 » Mon Jan 06, 2014 7:52 am

Goldfish wrote:It's called a fucking muffin pan upside down. Then you can make 12 at once.
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Re: Bacon bowl

Postby RonE » Mon Jan 06, 2014 9:58 am

So, AB, did you pay $10? How much was shipping and handling? Did you get a second one absolutely free? How much was the shipping and handling on that one?
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Re: Bacon bowl

Postby FlintRiverFowler » Mon Jan 06, 2014 10:50 am

Goldfish wrote:It's called a fucking muffin pan upside down. Then you can make 12 at once.

Not in the microwave
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Re: Bacon bowl

Postby Goldfish » Mon Jan 06, 2014 11:35 am

FlintRiverFowler wrote:
Goldfish wrote:It's called a fucking muffin pan upside down. Then you can make 12 at once.

Not in the microwave

If you want mushy bacon it's not going to stay in bowl form anyways
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Re: Bacon bowl

Postby FlintRiverFowler » Mon Jan 06, 2014 11:37 am

Goldfish wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:
Goldfish wrote:It's called a fucking muffin pan upside down. Then you can make 12 at once.

Not in the microwave

If you want mushy bacon it's not going to stay in bowl form anyways

Who the fuck eats mushy bacon?!????
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Re: Bacon bowl

Postby FlintRiverFowler » Mon Jan 06, 2014 11:38 am

How do I make a popcorn smiley?!?!?
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Re: Bacon bowl

Postby Goldfish » Mon Jan 06, 2014 11:46 am

FlintRiverFowler wrote:
Goldfish wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:
Goldfish wrote:It's called a fucking muffin pan upside down. Then you can make 12 at once.

Not in the microwave

If you want mushy bacon it's not going to stay in bowl form anyways

Who the fuck eats mushy bacon?!????
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Re: Bacon bowl

Postby aunt betty » Mon Jan 06, 2014 11:55 am

I ain't buying a damned bacon bowl thing.
Just wanted to see if we could get doc to buy one for his new little lady.
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Re: Bacon bowl

Postby assateague » Mon Jan 06, 2014 12:04 pm

Doc only eats bacon if he's wearing a helmet and hearing protection.
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Re: Bacon bowl

Postby rebelp74 » Mon Jan 06, 2014 2:27 pm

assateague wrote:Doc only eats bacon if he's wearing a helmet and hearing protection.

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Re: Bacon bowl

Postby huntall6 » Mon Jan 06, 2014 3:45 pm

assateague wrote:Doc only eats bacon if he's wearing a helmet and hearing protection.


With the way crunchy bacon explodes, that ain't such a bad idea....
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Re: Bacon bowl

Postby 3legged_lab » Mon Jan 06, 2014 9:47 pm

FlintRiverFowler wrote:
Goldfish wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:
Goldfish wrote:It's called a fucking muffin pan upside down. Then you can make 12 at once.

Not in the microwave

If you want mushy bacon it's not going to stay in bowl form anyways

Who the fuck eats mushy bacon?!????
:popcorn:

Who the fuck eats bacon that was cooked in the microwave?
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Re: Bacon bowl

Postby FlintRiverFowler » Mon Jan 06, 2014 9:51 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:
Goldfish wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:
Goldfish wrote:It's called a fucking muffin pan upside down. Then you can make 12 at once.

Not in the microwave

If you want mushy bacon it's not going to stay in bowl form anyways

Who the fuck eats mushy bacon?!????
:popcorn:

Who the fuck eats bacon that was cooked in the microwave?

People who are high. I showed one of my stoner college roommates how to do it and it was a disaster. Dude would get high as shit and throw a whole package of bacon in the microwave and then fall asleep and forget about it. Then id come home and find a pound of raw bacon in the microwave. It was sick. One of my biggest regrets in life.
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Re: Bacon bowl

Postby rebelp74 » Mon Jan 06, 2014 9:52 pm

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Re: Bacon bowl

Postby capt1972 » Mon Jan 06, 2014 10:04 pm

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Re: Bacon bowl

Postby FlintRiverFowler » Mon Jan 06, 2014 10:15 pm

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And then you can use the lard you catch in that thing to season your cast iron cook ware.
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Re: Bacon bowl

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Mon Jan 06, 2014 11:24 pm

Microwave bacon isn't good, but it's edible.
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Re: Bacon bowl

Postby 3legged_lab » Mon Jan 06, 2014 11:36 pm

What's the difference between a microwave and butt sex?
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Re: Bacon bowl

Postby assateague » Mon Jan 06, 2014 11:45 pm

You can't jelly your dick in her ass?
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Re: Bacon bowl

Postby 3legged_lab » Mon Jan 06, 2014 11:54 pm

assateague wrote:You can't jelly your dick in her ass?

Wrong punch line, but that one always cracks me up too.
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Re: Bacon bowl

Postby rebelp74 » Tue Jan 07, 2014 12:08 am

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Re: Bacon bowl

Postby sws002 » Tue Jan 07, 2014 1:06 am

3legged_lab wrote:What's the difference between a microwave and butt sex?


A microwave doesn't brown your meat.
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Re: Bacon bowl

Postby 3legged_lab » Tue Jan 07, 2014 1:30 am

Ahaha
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Re: Bacon bowl

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Tue Jan 07, 2014 1:35 am

FlintRiverFowler wrote:
huntall6 wrote:If cooked properly, I don't see how the bowl would hold up.

If you like fiberglass, it might work for you

:lol: :lol: :lol:
I'm more of a middle grounder on the chewy crispy debate. I like the ends and edges to be crunchy and the other parts to be chewy. I just hate raw feeling slimy bacon, and bacon that is so crispy it explodes when you bite it sucks too.



Yup, I like it not to done and not to chewy.
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