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Postby R. Chapman » Sun Jan 05, 2014 9:06 pm

http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/12 ... y-gun?lite
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Postby Goldfish » Mon Jan 06, 2014 4:29 am

Wow. Just... wow
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Postby NuffDaddy » Mon Jan 06, 2014 6:31 am

Goldfish wrote:Wow. Just... wow

X2. This world is fucked up.
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Postby aunt betty » Mon Jan 06, 2014 7:28 am

They should have arrested the monkey and sent it to Guantanamo Bay. It was obviously a terrorist sock monkey that was plotting on world domination.

May, I'm sorry but we're taking your doll and its toy pistol.

God, if I am on a plane...twist up some paper into the shape of a rifle, do you think I could hi jack it?
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Postby Olly » Mon Jan 06, 2014 9:08 am

"Rooster Mockburn" that made me lol.
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Postby goodkarmarising » Mon Jan 06, 2014 10:06 am

My wife asked me why I get so pissy going thru the TSA checkpoints. Tell her all the time, as American's we shouldn't be subjected to such stupidty and can remember when we wasn't.
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Postby outboardman » Mon Jan 06, 2014 11:22 am

aunt betty wrote:They should have arrested the monkey and sent it to Guantanamo Bay. It was obviously a terrorist sock monkey that was plotting on world domination.

May, I'm sorry but we're taking your doll and its toy pistol.

God, if I am on a plane...twist up some paper into the shape of a rifle, do you think I could hi jack it?


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Postby Bootlipkiller » Mon Jan 06, 2014 11:36 am

goodkarmarising wrote:My wife asked me why I get so pissy going thru the TSA checkpoints. Tell her all the time, as American's we shouldn't be subjected to such stupidty and can remember when we wasn't.


What does she say when you go to Burger King?
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Postby 3geese4me » Mon Jan 06, 2014 12:04 pm

Bootlipkiller wrote:
goodkarmarising wrote:My wife asked me why I get so pissy going thru the TSA checkpoints. Tell her all the time, as American's we shouldn't be subjected to such stupidty and can remember when we wasn't.


What does she say when you go to Burger King?

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Postby DeadEye_Dan » Mon Jan 06, 2014 2:44 pm

No one has ever made a sock puppet based on one of Clint Eastwood's characters.


Just saying.
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Postby Olly » Mon Jan 06, 2014 2:52 pm

I'm a Eastwood fan over the duke anyway.

Hell Bridges made a much better Rooster anyway.
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Postby DeadEye_Dan » Mon Jan 06, 2014 3:00 pm

Marion probably put ketchup on his hot dogs
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Postby aunt betty » Mon Jan 06, 2014 5:22 pm

Burger King...
Once when Milo was still a skinny 11 month old pup we hunted in semo. It was awful weather. We killed lots of ducks. Later I was whipped so I knew he was too so I went to BK, ordered two double cheeseburgers with no bun or condiments.
Got weird looks so I explained. Tired hungry dog needs a treat. :)
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Postby Redbeard » Mon Jan 06, 2014 5:30 pm

Bootlipkiller wrote:
goodkarmarising wrote:My wife asked me why I get so pissy going thru the TSA checkpoints. Tell her all the time, as American's we shouldn't be subjected to such stupidty and can remember when we wasn't.


What does she say when you go to Burger King?
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Postby Redbeard » Mon Jan 06, 2014 5:30 pm

DeadEye_Dan wrote:No one has ever made a sock puppet based on one of Clint Eastwood's characters.


Just saying.
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Re: Boy, do I feel safer now at airports...

Postby Eric Haynes » Mon Jan 06, 2014 5:41 pm

DeadEye_Dan wrote:No one has ever made a sock puppet based on one of Clint Eastwood's characters.


Just saying.

That's because his characters are boring as shit.
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Postby R. Chapman » Mon Jan 06, 2014 6:15 pm

Eric Haynes wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:No one has ever made a sock puppet based on one of Clint Eastwood's characters.


Just saying.

That's because his characters are boring as shit.

Clint was a badass in Dirty Harry and Gran Torino as far as I'm concerned.
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Re: Boy, do I feel safer now at airports...

Postby Eric Haynes » Mon Jan 06, 2014 6:22 pm

R. Chapman wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:No one has ever made a sock puppet based on one of Clint Eastwood's characters.


Just saying.

That's because his characters are boring as shit.

Clint was a badass in Dirty Harry and Gran Torino as far as I'm concerned.


Your right, so badass. His singing is even worse than his acting.

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Postby R. Chapman » Mon Jan 06, 2014 6:33 pm

Does he look like a signer to you?
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Postby Eric Haynes » Mon Jan 06, 2014 7:40 pm

R. Chapman wrote:Does he look like a signer to you?


He recorded a song, and there are more...what else would that make him?
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Postby R. Chapman » Mon Jan 06, 2014 7:43 pm

Desperate, maybe?
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Postby assateague » Mon Jan 06, 2014 7:46 pm

John Wayne was "Singing Sandy", the singing cowboy, for more than a little while.
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Postby (MT)Montanafowler » Mon Jan 06, 2014 8:14 pm

R. Chapman wrote:Does he look like a signer to you?


no, and he doesn't look like a singer either...


but he's still way more badass than John Wayne.
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Postby Feelin' Fowl » Mon Jan 06, 2014 11:10 pm

Eric Haynes wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:Does he look like a signer to you?


He recorded a song, and there are more...what else would that make him?


Paid. It makes him a paid man...
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