So Maggie...

[Redbeard]

...my 11 year old laid out her life plan for me. Said she plans on going to Paris College in Paris, Africa because she's black and likes to shoot kitty cats with pistols. Then she'll travel to the US where she'll work as a cosmetology lawyer, where she can cut hair and argue with people because she's a multitasker. Then she'll retire to Antartica, Forida, where she'll tattoo her face.

Think I've done well with this one

[Bootlipkiller]

[GadwallGetter530]

You Keep her from swinging from a brass pole. you have done enough.

[Bulldog0156]

...my 11 year old laid out her life plan for me. Said she plans on going to Paris College in Paris, Africa because she's black and likes to shoot kitty cats with pistols. Then she'll travel to the US where she'll work as a cosmetology lawyer, where she can cut hair and argue with people because she's a multitasker. Then she'll retire to Antartica, Forida, where she'll tattoo her face.

Think I've done well with this one

At least she has a life plan.

[AKPirate]

...my 11 year old laid out her life plan for me. Said she plans on going to Paris College in Paris, Africa because she's black and likes to shoot kitty cats with pistols. Then she'll travel to the US where she'll work as a cosmetology lawyer, where she can cut hair and argue with people because she's a multitasker. Then she'll retire to Antartica, Forida, where she'll tattoo her face.

Think I've done well with this one

Definitely.

[jarbo03]

Strong work Aaron

[DeadEye_Dan]

You Keep her from swinging from a brass pole. you have done enough.

But then he's failed us...see his dilemma?

You do whatever you think is best buddy. I'll understand if you choose your family.

[aunt betty]

Paris, Illinois
Egypt, Arkansas
Wiener, Arkansas
Cooter, Missouri
Dix, Illinois

[assateague]

You Keep her from swinging from a brass pole. you have done enough.

My biggest fear.

[Woody]

You Keep her from swinging from a brass pole. you have done enough.

My biggest fear.

Why, if I ever have kids, I pray they are boys.

[bill herian]

You Keep her from swinging from a brass pole. you have done enough.

My biggest fear.

"Don't worry Dad! I already have this semester paid off!"

- Things strippers can tell their Dads.

[Olly]

Red, if she does half that I'd say it's been a awesome life. I like the cosmetology lawyer part.

[GadwallGetter530]

You Keep her from swinging from a brass pole. you have done enough.

My biggest fear.

"Don't worry Dad! I already have this semester paid off!"

- Things strippers can tell their Dads.

Thats a Stripper myth..... More like " Don't worry Dad I don't do drugs, I just love the smell of cocaine."

[Redbeard]

Red, if she does half that I'd say it's been a awesome life. I like the cosmetology lawyer part.

where did she come up with this shit? She rattled it off like she was on a mountain dew high

[aunt betty]

Red, if she does half that I'd say it's been a awesome life. I like the cosmetology lawyer part.

where did she come up with this shit? She rattled it off like she was on a mountain dew high

Kids at her school.

[Tiler_J]

That's great Aaron! Hope it all works out for her! You better get another job if she is going to go to Paris College.

[Olly]

Red, if she does half that I'd say it's been a awesome life. I like the cosmetology lawyer part.

where did she come up with this shit? She rattled it off like she was on a mountain dew high

I got that she likes:

Cutting hair
arguing
traveling
Mike Tyson type face tattoos.

[aunt betty]

Point is she is thinking about her future and how to survive.
Most children spend too much time trying to figure out how to get someone else to provide for their wants, not needs. That's already taken care of in general.
Red, be proud of your kid for thinking forward.

[jehler]

Red, if she does half that I'd say it's been a awesome life. I like the cosmetology lawyer part.

where did she come up with this shit? She rattled it off like she was on a mountain dew high

she would get along great with the meg