the ol lady is coming with me and the kid back to Co. she wants to go skiing.. i hate it and suck ass doing it.
breckenridge i think is the closest big named place to me.
should i A leave her at a truck stop on the way home?
B suck it up and go and pull a sonny bono
C go sit in hot tub smoke weed and let her go skiiing
D other??
skiing
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Re: skiing
by Feelin' Fowl » Sat Jan 18, 2014 5:13 pm
C for sure. Just think if the snow bunnies...
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Re: skiing
by The Duck Hammer » Sat Jan 18, 2014 5:16 pm
C sounds the most solid. And has the lowest level of injury risk.
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Re: skiing
by one2many » Sat Jan 18, 2014 5:26 pm
C it is. hope a blunt dont get to wet from the steam off the hot tub 
going to have to have a private hot tub. i start stiping clothes off people get scared and offended
yes part of it is of my size but i have some ink that tends to upset some folks
going to have to have a private hot tub. i start stiping clothes off people get scared and offended
yes part of it is of my size but i have some ink that tends to upset some folks
No helicopter looking for a murder
Two in the mornin got the Fatburger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read, "Jeffys a pimp"
Two in the mornin got the Fatburger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read, "Jeffys a pimp"
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Re: skiing
by rebelp74 » Sat Jan 18, 2014 5:29 pm
C and fuck skis get a snowboard
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Re: skiing
by Feelin' Fowl » Sat Jan 18, 2014 5:29 pm
one2many wrote:C it is. hope a blunt dont get to wet from the steam off the hot tub
going to have to have a private hot tub. i start stiping clothes off people get scared and offended
yes part of it is of my size but i have some ink that tends to upset some folks
Go pubic.
Get a go pro, and film reactions.
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Re: skiing
by Olly » Sat Jan 18, 2014 5:35 pm
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Re: skiing
by one2many » Sat Jan 18, 2014 5:38 pm
rebelp74 wrote:C and fuck skis get a snowboard
i would kill myself either way. didnt Michael Schumacher just eat a tree? if the STIG wrecks god know i will not make it down the bunny hill
No helicopter looking for a murder
Two in the mornin got the Fatburger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read, "Jeffys a pimp"
Two in the mornin got the Fatburger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read, "Jeffys a pimp"
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Re: skiing
by one2many » Sat Jan 18, 2014 5:39 pm
Feelin' Fowl wrote:one2many wrote:C it is. hope a blunt dont get to wet from the steam off the hot tub
going to have to have a private hot tub. i start stiping clothes off people get scared and offended
yes part of it is of my size but i have some ink that tends to upset some folks
Go pubic.
Get a go pro, and film reactions.
i should fuckers look at me funny when dressed. plus im in between hair do's lookes like a fucking brown chia pet
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No helicopter looking for a murder
Two in the mornin got the Fatburger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read, "Jeffys a pimp"
Two in the mornin got the Fatburger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read, "Jeffys a pimp"
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Re: skiing
by one2many » Sat Jan 18, 2014 5:39 pm
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No helicopter looking for a murder
Two in the mornin got the Fatburger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read, "Jeffys a pimp"
Two in the mornin got the Fatburger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read, "Jeffys a pimp"
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Re: skiing
by Feelin' Fowl » Sat Jan 18, 2014 6:12 pm
one2many wrote:Feelin' Fowl wrote:one2many wrote:C it is. hope a blunt dont get to wet from the steam off the hot tub
going to have to have a private hot tub. i start stiping clothes off people get scared and offended
yes part of it is of my size but i have some ink that tends to upset some folks
Go pubic.
Get a go pro, and film reactions.
i should fuckers look at me funny when dressed. plus im in between hair do's lookes like a fucking brown chia pet
Do it!
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Re: skiing
by aunt betty » Sat Jan 18, 2014 6:30 pm
C and D.
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Re: skiing
by aunt betty » Sat Jan 18, 2014 6:31 pm
D is "send me a round trip ticket to Colorado"
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Re: skiing
by Weston81 » Sat Jan 18, 2014 6:40 pm
Don't know where you are comic from but Arapahoe Basin is closer to Denver, smaller, and a lot cheaper. At least it was last time I was in Breck
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Re: skiing
by assateague » Sat Jan 18, 2014 7:55 pm
Loveland Pass is even closer, and it's good skiing, but not "glamorous", if you know what I mean 
That being said, I'd choose Keystone over Breckenridge. Cheaper, a little more laid back, and plenty of hot tubs to smoke weed in. Dammit, that sounds like fun.
That being said, I'd choose Keystone over Breckenridge. Cheaper, a little more laid back, and plenty of hot tubs to smoke weed in. Dammit, that sounds like fun.
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Re: skiing
by aunt betty » Sat Jan 18, 2014 8:20 pm
Illinois passed a marijuana law last year but the governor won't sign it...yet.
Probably jockeying to own the only dispensary.
Probably jockeying to own the only dispensary.
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Re: skiing
by Flightstopper » Sat Jan 18, 2014 9:13 pm
one2many wrote:rebelp74 wrote:C and fuck skis get a snowboard
i would kill myself either way. didnt Michael Schumacher just eat a tree? if the STIG wrecks god know i will not make it down the bunny hill
Love that damn show.
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Re: skiing
by Weston81 » Sat Jan 18, 2014 9:15 pm
assateague wrote:Loveland Pass is even closer, and it's good skiing, but not "glamorous", if you know what I mean
That being said, I'd choose Keystone over Breckenridge. Cheaper, a little more laid back, and plenty of hot tubs to smoke weed in. Dammit, that sounds like fun.
That tunnel through there still makes my butt pucker when driving through it
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Re: skiing
by assateague » Sat Jan 18, 2014 9:20 pm
I'm not a big fan, either. But I'll take it over that screwed up, switchback 2 lane road up and over the pass, that's always full of hazmat tractor trailers who aren't allowed through the tunnel!
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Re: skiing
by Weston81 » Sat Jan 18, 2014 9:22 pm
Think it's called the Eisenhower tunnel, when heading west on it, it's like a different world when you come out the other side
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Re: skiing
by Weston81 » Sat Jan 18, 2014 9:25 pm
Locals drive that shit like its a race, scares me to death
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Re: skiing
by assateague » Sat Jan 18, 2014 9:49 pm
No shit. That whole run through that area on 70 is like a damn formula 1 race. 60mph is plenty for me, but those bastards just don't care.
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Re: skiing
by jehler » Sun Jan 19, 2014 8:33 am
Go gear up like they did in dumb and dumber and hit the slopes
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Re: skiing
by FlintRiverFowler » Sun Jan 19, 2014 4:48 pm
one2many wrote:C it is. hope a blunt dont get to wet from the steam off the hot tub
going to have to have a private hot tub. i start stiping clothes off people get scared and offended
yes part of it is of my size but i have some ink that tends to upset some folks
Please tell me you have some aryan brotherhood type tats.
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Re: skiing
by one2many » Sat Jan 25, 2014 4:48 pm
assateague wrote:Yep. But he's better now.
that made me laugh.
No helicopter looking for a murder
Two in the mornin got the Fatburger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read, "Jeffys a pimp"
Two in the mornin got the Fatburger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read, "Jeffys a pimp"
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Re: skiing
by one2many » Sat Jan 25, 2014 4:50 pm
i remembered why i dont ski, i suck. the kid and my old lady had a great time. we even spent MLK day doing one of the whitest things out side of a klan cross burning
No helicopter looking for a murder
Two in the mornin got the Fatburger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read, "Jeffys a pimp"
Two in the mornin got the Fatburger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read, "Jeffys a pimp"
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Re: skiing
by Laguna Madre » Sat Jan 25, 2014 10:20 pm
CCCCC
Did you buy your weed from the store along with a 6 pack of microbrew? Colorado has some pretty cool new laws.
Did you buy your weed from the store along with a 6 pack of microbrew? Colorado has some pretty cool new laws.
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Re: skiing
by RonE » Sun Jan 26, 2014 11:48 am
You should choose option C and let her pull a Sonny Bono
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