TomKat stay out of my way

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TomKat stay out of my way

Postby one2many » Sat Jan 25, 2014 5:11 pm

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the only way to drive across Kansas and Nebraska.
No helicopter looking for a murder
Two in the mornin got the Fatburger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read, "Jeffys a pimp"
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Re: TomKat stay out of my way

Postby Tomkat » Sat Jan 25, 2014 6:59 pm

Hammer down
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Re: TomKat stay out of my way

Postby one2many » Sat Jan 25, 2014 7:02 pm

i was driving my 379 loaded with a backhoe,skid loader and my pick up :o
No helicopter looking for a murder
Two in the mornin got the Fatburger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read, "Jeffys a pimp"
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Re: TomKat stay out of my way

Postby bill herian » Sat Jan 25, 2014 7:04 pm

one2many wrote:i was drunker than a thousand indians, driving my 379 loaded with a backhoe,skid loader and my pick up :o
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Re: TomKat stay out of my way

Postby QH's Paw » Sat Jan 25, 2014 7:06 pm

You own the left lane bubba! :clap:
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Re: TomKat stay out of my way

Postby The Duck Hammer » Sat Jan 25, 2014 7:10 pm

one2many wrote:i was driving my 379 loaded with a backhoe,skid loader and my pick up :o


Damn! I would have shit seeing that fly up behind me. :clap:
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Re: TomKat stay out of my way

Postby one2many » Sat Jan 25, 2014 7:10 pm

bill herian wrote:
one2many wrote:i was drunker than a thousand indians, driving my 379 loaded with a backhoe,skid loader and my pick up :o

oh heavens no
No helicopter looking for a murder
Two in the mornin got the Fatburger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read, "Jeffys a pimp"
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Re: TomKat stay out of my way

Postby jehler » Sat Jan 25, 2014 7:11 pm

What's a 379?
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Re: TomKat stay out of my way

Postby one2many » Sat Jan 25, 2014 7:14 pm

The Duck Hammer wrote:
one2many wrote:i was driving my 379 loaded with a backhoe,skid loader and my pick up :o


Damn! I would have shit seeing that fly up behind me. :clap:

i havent done that for a long time. i was sweating when i took my foot out of it. still had more to go on the pedal and the big hole left if i had the balls.
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Re: TomKat stay out of my way

Postby one2many » Sat Jan 25, 2014 7:15 pm

jehler wrote:What's a 379?

Petercar had my lowboy hauling some shit out west the other night
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And it read, "Jeffys a pimp"
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Re: TomKat stay out of my way

Postby jehler » Sat Jan 25, 2014 7:16 pm

Like a tractor trailer rig?!?
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Re: TomKat stay out of my way

Postby one2many » Sat Jan 25, 2014 7:17 pm

yes
No helicopter looking for a murder
Two in the mornin got the Fatburger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read, "Jeffys a pimp"
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Re: TomKat stay out of my way

Postby jehler » Sat Jan 25, 2014 7:17 pm

Damn! Start callin you the snowman!
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Re: TomKat stay out of my way

Postby one2many » Sat Jan 25, 2014 7:19 pm

jehler wrote:Damn! Start callin you the snowman!

love them movies
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Re: TomKat stay out of my way

Postby 3legged_lab » Sat Jan 25, 2014 7:28 pm

jehler wrote:Damn! Start callin you the snowman!

We got the front door, watch out for them bubble gum machines.

Keep the bugs of yer glass and the bears off yer ass.
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Re: TomKat stay out of my way

Postby AKPirate » Sat Jan 25, 2014 7:33 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
jehler wrote:Damn! Start callin you the snowman!

We got the front door, watch out for them bubble gum machines.

Keep the bugs of yer glass and the bears off yer ass.


We got ourselves a convoy!
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Re: TomKat stay out of my way

Postby 3legged_lab » Sat Jan 25, 2014 7:36 pm

AKPirate wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
jehler wrote:Damn! Start callin you the snowman!

We got the front door, watch out for them bubble gum machines.

Keep the bugs of yer glass and the bears off yer ass.


We got ourselves a convoy!

I know I kinda went the wrong way from the Smokey and the bandit movies but that's all I could think of.
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Re: TomKat stay out of my way

Postby AKPirate » Sat Jan 25, 2014 7:42 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
jehler wrote:Damn! Start callin you the snowman!

We got the front door, watch out for them bubble gum machines.

Keep the bugs of yer glass and the bears off yer ass.


We got ourselves a convoy!

I know I kinda went the wrong way from the Smokey and the bandit movies but that's all I could think of.


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Re: TomKat stay out of my way

Postby 3legged_lab » Sat Jan 25, 2014 7:52 pm

What? I wasn't listening, I don't understand Eskimo.
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Re: TomKat stay out of my way

Postby capt1972 » Sat Jan 25, 2014 7:53 pm

3legged_lab wrote:What? I wasn't listening, I don't understand Eskimo.

no shit! with 200 words for snow, who's got time for that?

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Re: TomKat stay out of my way

Postby jehler » Sat Jan 25, 2014 8:00 pm

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Re: TomKat stay out of my way

Postby AKPirate » Sat Jan 25, 2014 8:15 pm

capt1972 wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:What? I wasn't listening, I don't understand Eskimo.

no shit! with 200 words for snow, who's got time for that?

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Re: TomKat stay out of my way

Postby 3legged_lab » Sat Jan 25, 2014 8:22 pm

AKPirate wrote:
capt1972 wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:What? I wasn't listening, I don't understand Eskimo.

no shit! with 200 words for snow, who's got time for that?

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It's never a good thing when Captain Gasoline and Tripod are instigating shit together

Its like an all star duo for a movie. Right director AK?
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Re: TomKat stay out of my way

Postby AKPirate » Sat Jan 25, 2014 8:25 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
capt1972 wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:What? I wasn't listening, I don't understand Eskimo.

no shit! with 200 words for snow, who's got time for that?

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It's never a good thing when Captain Gasoline and Tripod are instigating shit together

Its like an all star duo for a movie. Right director AK?


That's not my name :mrgreen:

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Re: TomKat stay out of my way

Postby 3legged_lab » Sat Jan 25, 2014 8:37 pm

AKPirate wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
capt1972 wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:What? I wasn't listening, I don't understand Eskimo.

no shit! with 200 words for snow, who's got time for that?

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It's never a good thing when Captain Gasoline and Tripod are instigating shit together

Its like an all star duo for a movie. Right director AK?


That's not my name :mrgreen:


That's on your playlist?
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Re: TomKat stay out of my way

Postby AKPirate » Sat Jan 25, 2014 8:43 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
capt1972 wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:What? I wasn't listening, I don't understand Eskimo.

no shit! with 200 words for snow, who's got time for that?

Image


It's never a good thing when Captain Gasoline and Tripod are instigating shit together

Its like an all star duo for a movie. Right director AK?


That's not my name :mrgreen:


That's on your playlist?


I like rock and country, that is in neither of those genre's.
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Re: TomKat stay out of my way

Postby goodkarmarising » Sat Jan 25, 2014 9:05 pm

Speed limit in Kansas is 75 for big rigs and everybody else on the interstate, only way to cruise thru western KS is to hammer down.
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Re: TomKat stay out of my way

Postby capt1972 » Sat Jan 25, 2014 9:16 pm

AKPirate wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
capt1972 wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:What? I wasn't listening, I don't understand Eskimo.

no shit! with 200 words for snow, who's got time for that?

Image


It's never a good thing when Captain Gasoline and Tripod are instigating shit together

Its like an all star duo for a movie. Right director AK?


That's not my name :mrgreen:


That's on your playlist?


I like rock and country, that is in neither of those genre's.

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Re: TomKat stay out of my way

Postby AKPirate » Sat Jan 25, 2014 9:21 pm

capt1972 wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
capt1972 wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:What? I wasn't listening, I don't understand Eskimo.

no shit! with 200 words for snow, who's got time for that?

Image


It's never a good thing when Captain Gasoline and Tripod are instigating shit together

Its like an all star duo for a movie. Right director AK?


That's not my name :mrgreen:


That's on your playlist?


I like rock and country, that is in neither of those genre's.

The worst 3minutes and 44seconds I'll never get back.


Liar! Go re-read the don't look here thread
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Re: TomKat stay out of my way

Postby capt1972 » Sat Jan 25, 2014 9:27 pm

AKPirate wrote:
capt1972 wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:What? I wasn't listening, I don't understand Eskimo.

no shit! with 200 words for snow, who's got time for that?

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