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Postby aunt betty » Mon Jan 27, 2014 8:30 am

Closing everything cuz it's cold? Not snowing, just cold and windy errr whimpy.
Amtrak shut down trains?
If the damned winter Olympics were in Illinois they'd close it on account of cold weather. :D
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Re: Pussification

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Mon Jan 27, 2014 8:48 am

How cold is it there?
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Re: Pussification

Postby Woody » Mon Jan 27, 2014 8:51 am

GadwallGetter530 wrote:How cold is it there?

not very cold
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Re: Pussification

Postby aunt betty » Mon Jan 27, 2014 9:00 am

Two degrees.
In the 1970's I delivered newspapers when it was -25 with wind chill of -65. It was not uphill both ways. Its Illinois Flatlands. ..lol
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Re: Pussification

Postby banknote » Mon Jan 27, 2014 10:20 am

I lived in Illinois from 3rd through 6th grade. We used to huddle behind parked cars waiting for the school bus to push its way through snow drifts. When I inhaled my snot would freeze. I remember fumbling with could hands to get my snowsuit zipper down fast enough not to piss myself with the urgency brought on by the sudden temperature change of coming inside.

Touch screens don't work for shit with cold hands. How are today's youth supposed to text each other in conditions like that? Just think of the children.
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Re: Pussification

Postby aunt betty » Mon Jan 27, 2014 10:37 am

You had me until "touch screens". :)
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Re: Pussification

Postby banknote » Mon Jan 27, 2014 10:40 am

aunt betty wrote:You had me until "touch screens". :)

Every word of it is true!
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Re: Pussification

Postby aunt betty » Mon Jan 27, 2014 10:46 am

Ever know someone who is a "Don't touch my computer screen mother fucker" kind of person? I've known many but it never really bothered me. My dad would bitch slap you for even thinking about that.
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Re: Pussification

Postby banknote » Mon Jan 27, 2014 11:14 am

aunt betty wrote:Ever know someone who is a "Don't touch my computer screen mother fucker" kind of person? I've known many but it never really bothered me. My dad would bitch slap you for even thinking about that.

I wouldn't bitch slap you for it, but it is mildly irritating, especially when you've been eating chips.
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Re: Pussification

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Mon Jan 27, 2014 12:23 pm

banknote wrote:I lived in Illinois from 3rd through 6th grade. We used to huddle behind parked cars waiting for the school bus to push its way through snow drifts. When I inhaled my snot would freeze. I remember fumbling with could hands to get my snowsuit zipper down fast enough not to piss myself with the urgency brought on by the sudden temperature change of coming inside.

Touch screens don't work for shit with cold hands. How are today's youth supposed to text each other in conditions like that? Just think of the children.


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Re: Pussification

Postby aunt betty » Mon Jan 27, 2014 3:46 pm

It just dawned on me that there are no kids that walk to school. Well, maybe a couple but I see the traffic jam at the grade school every day twice a day.
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Re: Pussification

Postby banknote » Mon Jan 27, 2014 4:01 pm

My sisters kids live about 1/4 mile from their school and are usually dropped off, never walk alone. Some deranged lunatic might get 'em!
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Re: Pussification

Postby QH's Paw » Mon Jan 27, 2014 4:12 pm

banknote wrote:My sisters kids live about 1/4 mile from their school and are usually dropped off, never walk alone. Some deranged lunatic might get 'em!

It will get worse, once they prove they are born that way, they will be protected and it will be taught in school and accepted.....oh wait, maybe it is too late.
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Re: Pussification

Postby Goldfish » Tue Jan 28, 2014 11:39 am

banknote wrote:My sisters kids live about 1/4 mile from their school and are usually dropped off, never walk alone. Some deranged lunatic might get 'em!
they made us walk when I was in elementary school because we were within a half mile
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Re: Pussification

Postby RonE » Tue Jan 28, 2014 2:41 pm

You don't know what cold is until you move to South Texas and the temperature drops to 39 degrees. Fuck these cold fronts from the north.
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