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Re: Did you know?

Postby rebelp74 » Sun Jan 26, 2014 11:47 pm

Had no clue, thanks for sharing Olly.
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Re: Did you know?

Postby RonE » Sun Jan 26, 2014 11:50 pm

Thanks Olly, don't know how I've lived this long without knowing that..........I'll sleep better tonight. Does she duck hunt?
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Re: Did you know?

Postby huntall6 » Mon Jan 27, 2014 7:52 am

And she is married to one of the best cowboys ever. Ty Murray.
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Re: Did you know?

Postby Woody » Mon Jan 27, 2014 8:33 am

Olly wrote:The singer Jewel is actually Jewel Kiltcher, daughter of Atz Kiltcher of the show Alaska the Last Frontier.

Most of the shows on discovery suck these days but I like this one.

I didn't know that either.
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Re: Did you know?

Postby The Duck Hammer » Mon Jan 27, 2014 9:31 am

huntall6 wrote:And she is married to one of the best cowboys ever. Ty Murray.


I know who that is.
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Re: Did you know?

Postby aunt betty » Mon Jan 27, 2014 10:26 am

Haiku translation:

Has Crush on Jewel
Thinks her daddy's real cool
Ollys such a fool
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Re: Did you know?

Postby sws002 » Mon Jan 27, 2014 1:00 pm

aunt betty wrote:Haiku translation:

Has Crush on Jewel
Thinks her daddy's real cool
Ollys such a fool


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Did you know?

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Mon Jan 27, 2014 3:09 pm

huntall6 wrote:And she is married to one of the best cowboys ever. Ty Murray.


That I knew. I believe they run a horse ranch. Colorado maybe?
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Re: Did you know?

Postby Eric Haynes » Mon Jan 27, 2014 3:29 pm

I'm with MT on this one too. Jewel is not hot or even good looking in my book. Her grill is scary as fuck.
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Re: Did you know?

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Mon Jan 27, 2014 3:33 pm

Eric Haynes wrote:I'm with MT on this one too. Jewel is not hot or even good looking in my book. Her grill is scary as fuck.


She has fangs.
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Re: Did you know?

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Mon Jan 27, 2014 3:34 pm

I'm just glad that I'm such a perfect specimen that I can pass judgment upon others without a second thought 8-)
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Re: Did you know?

Postby jarbo03 » Mon Jan 27, 2014 4:26 pm

Feelin' Fowl wrote:I'm just glad that I'm such a perfect specimen that I can pass judgment upon others without a second thought 8-)


Yea, that's a food feeling.
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Re: Did you know?

Postby AKPirate » Mon Jan 27, 2014 4:56 pm

Feelin' Fowl wrote:I'm just glad that I'm such a perfect specimen that I can pass judgment upon others without a second thought 8-)


Was that the perfect specimen for the sperm or humpback whale? :mrgreen:
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Re: Did you know?

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Mon Jan 27, 2014 6:11 pm

AKPirate wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote:I'm just glad that I'm such a perfect specimen that I can pass judgment upon others without a second thought 8-)


Was that the perfect specimen for the sperm or humpback whale? :mrgreen:

Sperm Whale of course!
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Re: Did you know?

Postby jehler » Mon Jan 27, 2014 6:15 pm

The Duck Hammer wrote:
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bill herian wrote:She's smoking hot and talented.


talented, apparently. smoking hot? i give her a 6.

for the record, i have no idea what's being discussed. i assume "jewel" is the blonde chick in the picture.


This is a jewel.

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wonder if he knows the function of a jewel in a watch?
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Re: Did you know?

Postby AKPirate » Mon Jan 27, 2014 6:22 pm

Feelin' Fowl wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote:I'm just glad that I'm such a perfect specimen that I can pass judgment upon others without a second thought 8-)


Was that the perfect specimen for the sperm or humpback whale? :mrgreen:

Sperm Whale of course!

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Re: Did you know?

Postby The Duck Hammer » Mon Jan 27, 2014 6:30 pm

jehler wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:
(MT)Montanafowler wrote:
bill herian wrote:She's smoking hot and talented.


talented, apparently. smoking hot? i give her a 6.

for the record, i have no idea what's being discussed. i assume "jewel" is the blonde chick in the picture.


This is a jewel.

ImageUploadedByTapatalk1390794536.704004.jpg
wonder if he knows the function of a jewel in a watch?

They're used as bearings.
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Re: Did you know?

Postby jehler » Mon Jan 27, 2014 6:31 pm

Had to google it^
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Re: Did you know?

Postby The Duck Hammer » Mon Jan 27, 2014 6:32 pm

Negative
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Re: Did you know?

Postby jehler » Mon Jan 27, 2014 6:37 pm

Yep, googled
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Re: Did you know?

Postby (MT)Montanafowler » Mon Jan 27, 2014 7:01 pm

Eric Haynes wrote:I'm with MT on this one too. Jewel is not hot or even good looking in my book. Her grill is scary as fuck.


Feelin' Fowl wrote:She has fangs.


both correct.

the google search has come up with only pictures from bust line up, leading me to believe that she could also have a giant ass.
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Re: Did you know?

Postby rebelp74 » Mon Jan 27, 2014 7:02 pm

Eric Haynes wrote:I'm with MT on this one too. Jewel is not hot or even good looking in my book. Her grill is scary as fuck.

Amen
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Re: Did you know?

Postby Woody » Mon Jan 27, 2014 8:09 pm

rebelp74 wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:I'm with MT on this one too. Jewel is not hot or even good looking in my book. Her grill is scary as fuck.

Amen


Tell me smething, Reb, is a homosexual sexually attracted to themself?
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Re: Did you know?

Postby rebelp74 » Mon Jan 27, 2014 8:15 pm

Woody wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:I'm with MT on this one too. Jewel is not hot or even good looking in my book. Her grill is scary as fuck.

Amen


Tell me smething, Reb, is a homosexual sexually attracted to themself?

No idea
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Re: Did you know?

Postby Woody » Mon Jan 27, 2014 8:17 pm

rebelp74 wrote:
Woody wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:I'm with MT on this one too. Jewel is not hot or even good looking in my book. Her grill is scary as fuck.

Amen


Tell me smething, Reb, is a homosexual sexually attracted to themself?

No idea


Oh, so you find Jewel attractive after all, got ya.
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Re: Did you know?

Postby rebelp74 » Mon Jan 27, 2014 8:19 pm

Woody wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:
Woody wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:I'm with MT on this one too. Jewel is not hot or even good looking in my book. Her grill is scary as fuck.

Amen


Tell me smething, Reb, is a homosexual sexually attracted to themself?

No idea


Oh, so you find Jewel attractive after all, got ya.

Negative
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Re: Did you know?

Postby Woody » Mon Jan 27, 2014 8:21 pm

rebelp74 wrote:
Woody wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:
Woody wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:I'm with MT on this one too. Jewel is not hot or even good looking in my book. Her grill is scary as fuck.

Amen


Tell me smething, Reb, is a homosexual sexually attracted to themself?

No idea


Oh, so you find Jewel attractive after all, got ya.

Negative


Oh so you're an ugly homo.
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Re: Did you know?

Postby rebelp74 » Mon Jan 27, 2014 8:33 pm

Woody wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:
Woody wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:
Woody wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:I'm with MT on this one too. Jewel is not hot or even good looking in my book. Her grill is scary as fuck.

Amen


Tell me smething, Reb, is a homosexual sexually attracted to themself?

No idea


Oh, so you find Jewel attractive after all, got ya.

Negative


Oh so you're an ugly homo.

Does not compute. Your joke skillz are lame bro!
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Re: Did you know?

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Mon Jan 27, 2014 8:44 pm

I'm confused
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Re: Did you know?

Postby rebelp74 » Mon Jan 27, 2014 8:48 pm

Feelin' Fowl wrote:I'm confused

Pretty sure when he asked me if homos want themselves, he was hoping I'd say yes or no so that he could say I was a fag. Don't think he had a back up plan to my answer or if what he said was it, it was a pretty weak one.
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