Pancho and Pedro are beggars.
They beg in different areas of town.
Pancho begs for the same amount of time
as Pedro, but collects only
about $8.00 or $9.00 a day.
Pedro brings home a suitcase full of ten-dollar
bills every day. He drives a Mercedes,
lives in a mortgage-free house, and has
a lot of money to spend.
"Hey, amigo," Pancho says to Pedro,
"I work just as long and hard as you do,
so how come you bring home a suitcase
full of ten dollar bills every day?
Pedro says,
"Look at your sign, what does it say?"
Pancho reads his sign:
"I have no work, a wife
and six kids to support."
"What's wrong with that?"
Pancho asks him.
"No wonder you only get
$8.00 or $9.00 a day!" says Pedro.
Pancho says,
"All right, what is on your sign?"
Pedro shows him:
Beggars
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Re: Beggars
by The Duck Hammer » Thu Feb 06, 2014 2:45 pm
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Re: Beggars
by GadwallGetter530 » Thu Feb 06, 2014 2:46 pm
Who really runs the prison? The inmates or the guards?
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Re: Beggars
by aunt betty » Thu Feb 06, 2014 3:23 pm
My phone ain't showing the picture. Let me guess, it says "give some change to change the CHANGE".
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Re: Beggars
by aunt betty » Thu Feb 06, 2014 3:25 pm
Tapafailure...
Looked with browser.
Ha!
Looked with browser.
Ha!
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Re: Beggars
by The Mad Duck » Thu Feb 06, 2014 6:15 pm
Hell, I'd give him a $20...just to make sure.
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Re: Beggars
by Mornin Beef » Thu Feb 06, 2014 7:04 pm
The Mad Duck wrote:Hell, I'd give him a $20...just to make sure.
id buy him a pair pf air jordans and kick him in the ass as hard as i could on four beers.
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Re: Beggars
by aunt betty » Fri Feb 07, 2014 11:38 am
About once or twice a year some "stranded" foreigner (Mexican or black) will ask me for money to help the family that's around the corner broken down in their car...on their way to church. rofl
I say c'mon, lets go get your family and get them to church, we'll come and get your car later...
Dude says.
Na. I'm fine.
Couple summers ago the same guy was stranded all summer in Urbana at the Schnuck's store. Poor fella.
I say c'mon, lets go get your family and get them to church, we'll come and get your car later...
Dude says.
Na. I'm fine.
Couple summers ago the same guy was stranded all summer in Urbana at the Schnuck's store. Poor fella.
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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