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A fool and his lunch are soon parted with....

Postby R. Chapman » Tue Feb 11, 2014 5:43 pm

I got a free lunch today off my buddy. We went to Little Cesars Pizza to buy a large cheese. The dumbass thought it was important that he get a drink to. So having to wait for him for 20 mins, during that time I ate the whole pie. So this is for you Jeremiah, FUCK YOU!
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Re: A fool and his lunch are soon parted with....

Postby NuffDaddy » Tue Feb 11, 2014 5:45 pm

Easy there Betty.
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Postby The Duck Hammer » Tue Feb 11, 2014 5:49 pm

NuffDaddy wrote:Easy there Betty.

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Re: A fool and his lunch are soon parted with....

Postby one2many » Tue Feb 11, 2014 5:54 pm

you know people named,Jeremiah? is Montana really just part of Utah?
No helicopter looking for a murder
Two in the mornin got the Fatburger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read, "Jeffys a pimp"
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Re: A fool and his lunch are soon parted with....

Postby one2many » Tue Feb 11, 2014 5:54 pm

PS. you couldnt pay me to eat that shit pizza
No helicopter looking for a murder
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Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read, "Jeffys a pimp"
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Re: A fool and his lunch are soon parted with....

Postby RonE » Tue Feb 11, 2014 5:59 pm

R. Chapman wrote:I got a free lunch today off my buddy. We went to Little Cesars Pizza to buy a large cheese. The dumbass thought it was important that he get a drink to. So having to wait for him for 20 mins, during that time I ate the whole pie. So this is for you Jeremiah, FUCK YOU!


Cheese Pizza????????? Are you fucking kidding me? A meal without meat is not a meal. Meat eaters are world leaders.
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Re: A fool and his lunch are soon parted with....

Postby Redbeard » Tue Feb 11, 2014 6:04 pm

Did you leave out the part about how jeremiah kicked your ass afterward?
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Re: A fool and his lunch are soon parted with....

Postby Olly » Tue Feb 11, 2014 6:06 pm

Is this supposed to be funny? Because all I see is a shitty friend.
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Re: A fool and his lunch are soon parted with....

Postby Woody » Tue Feb 11, 2014 6:26 pm

Olly wrote:Is this supposed to be funny? Because all I see is a shitty friend.


This
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Re: A fool and his lunch are soon parted with....

Postby R. Chapman » Tue Feb 11, 2014 6:27 pm

Redbeard wrote:Did you leave out the part about how jeremiah kicked your ass afterward?

He gave me a bad dead leg for the rest of the day. The fucker owe'd me $5, I got my worth of it, considering he's 2 months late on paying me back.
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Postby R. Chapman » Tue Feb 11, 2014 6:27 pm

one2many wrote:PS. you couldnt pay me to eat that shit pizza

It's good enough for $5.
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Postby T Man » Tue Feb 11, 2014 6:36 pm

Olly wrote:Is this supposed to be funny? Because all I see is a **** friend.


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Re: A fool and his lunch are soon parted with....

Postby Mornin Beef » Tue Feb 11, 2014 6:42 pm

if your bro waited 20 minutes to get a drink i would have whooped his dumbass out in the parking lot and made him wear the empty pizza box as a necklace and then drank his beverage too. I dont blame ya.
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Re: A fool and his lunch are soon parted with....

Postby R. Chapman » Tue Feb 11, 2014 6:48 pm

Nice avatar pic Beef. :thumbsup:
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Postby Mornin Beef » Tue Feb 11, 2014 6:51 pm

R. Chapman wrote:Nice avatar pic Beef. :thumbsup:

yea ol benji frankfurter getting a shocker, thanks haus.
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Postby R. Chapman » Tue Feb 11, 2014 6:52 pm

Mornin Beef wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:Nice avatar pic Beef. :thumbsup:

yea ol benji frankfurter getting a shocker, thanks haus.

I like it.
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Postby Mornin Beef » Tue Feb 11, 2014 7:18 pm

R. Chapman wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:Nice avatar pic Beef. :thumbsup:

yea ol benji frankfurter getting a shocker, thanks haus.

I like it.

I already know that you know that i know that too. actually id like to pop you over the head with an empty pizza box right now just cuz of your redundancy which wastes my freakin valuable ass time.
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Postby capt1972 » Tue Feb 11, 2014 7:29 pm

Hey Beef, RMFC likes your avatar just so you know.
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Re: A fool and his lunch are soon parted with....

Postby Mornin Beef » Tue Feb 11, 2014 7:33 pm

capt1972 wrote:Hey Beef, RMFC likes your avatar just so you know.

So do you, so does everyone. im working on other stuff please give me a break bro.
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Re: A fool and his lunch are soon parted with....

Postby Bootlipkiller » Tue Feb 11, 2014 7:36 pm

Mornin Beef wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:Nice avatar pic Beef. :thumbsup:

yea ol benji frankfurter getting a shocker, thanks haus.

I like it.

I already know that you know that i know that too. actually id like to pop you over the head with an empty pizza box right now just cuz of your redundancy which wastes my freakin valuable ass time.

:lol:
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Postby 3legged_lab » Tue Feb 11, 2014 8:12 pm

one2many wrote:you know people named,Jeremiah? is Montana really just part of Utah?

My name is Jeremiah.
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Re: A fool and his lunch are soon parted with....

Postby Mornin Beef » Tue Feb 11, 2014 8:29 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
one2many wrote:you know people named,Jeremiah? is Montana really just part of Utah?

My name is Jeremiah.

Is your last name Bigguns?
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Re: A fool and his lunch are soon parted with....

Postby 3legged_lab » Tue Feb 11, 2014 8:29 pm

Mornin Beef wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
one2many wrote:you know people named,Jeremiah? is Montana really just part of Utah?

My name is Jeremiah.

Is your last name Bigguns?

No. Johnson.
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Postby Mornin Beef » Tue Feb 11, 2014 8:32 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
one2many wrote:you know people named,Jeremiah? is Montana really just part of Utah?

My name is Jeremiah.

Is your last name Bigguns?

No. Johnson.

No. Dinkleheimmerschmidt
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Postby 3legged_lab » Tue Feb 11, 2014 8:38 pm

Mornin Beef wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
one2many wrote:you know people named,Jeremiah? is Montana really just part of Utah?

My name is Jeremiah.

Is your last name Bigguns?

No. Johnson.

No. Dinkleheimmerschmidt

You got me.
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Re: A fool and his lunch are soon parted with....

Postby Mornin Beef » Tue Feb 11, 2014 9:09 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
one2many wrote:you know people named,Jeremiah? is Montana really just part of Utah?

My name is Jeremiah.

Is your last name Bigguns?

No. Johnson.

No. Dinkleheimmerschmidt

You got me.

no thanks
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Re: A fool and his lunch are soon parted with....

Postby Redbeard » Tue Feb 11, 2014 9:35 pm

Woody wrote:
Olly wrote:Is this supposed to be funny? Because all I see is a shitty friend.


This
you guys act like you've never rummaged through your buddy's lunch in the office fridge while he's out...anyone...no?
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Re: A fool and his lunch are soon parted with....

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Tue Feb 11, 2014 9:56 pm

Redbeard wrote:
Woody wrote:
Olly wrote:Is this supposed to be funny? Because all I see is a shitty friend.


This
you guys act like you've never rummaged through your buddy's lunch in the office fridge while he's out...anyone...no?


Happens a lot at work. People started putting drops of Visine in their meals to get back at the thieves.
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Re: A fool and his lunch are soon parted with....

Postby Olly » Tue Feb 11, 2014 9:57 pm

Redbeard wrote:
Woody wrote:
Olly wrote:Is this supposed to be funny? Because all I see is a shitty friend.


This
you guys act like you've never rummaged through your buddy's lunch in the office fridge while he's out...anyone...no?



Eating some of is funny. Eating all of someones dinner is lame.
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Re: A fool and his lunch are soon parted with....

Postby Mornin Beef » Tue Feb 11, 2014 9:59 pm

Olly wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
Woody wrote:
Olly wrote:Is this supposed to be funny? Because all I see is a shitty friend.


This
you guys act like you've never rummaged through your buddy's lunch in the office fridge while he's out...anyone...no?



Eating some of is funny. Eating all of someones dinner is lame.

you eat the snack pack and leave the rest is way lamer.
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