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Re: Flappy bird?

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Wed Feb 12, 2014 12:34 am

ducks~n~bucks wrote:
GadwallGetter530 wrote:Why are people offing themselves about a game?

That'd be a fucked up suicide note.


No doubt. :lol:
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Re: Flappy bird?

Postby The Duck Hammer » Wed Feb 12, 2014 12:34 am

GadwallGetter530 wrote:
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GadwallGetter530 wrote:
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GadwallGetter530 wrote:Why are people offing themselves about a game?


Because people are crazy?


Yup. That's true. Im dumber for even asking.


Nobody will doubt that.


Thank you for your honesty..... fuckin asshole.:lol:


You're welcome. :lol:
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Re: Flappy bird?

Postby 3legged_lab » Wed Feb 12, 2014 12:36 am

The Duck Hammer wrote:
GadwallGetter530 wrote:What's the big deal about this game?

Its no longer available on the app store. So naturally, everybody wants what they cant have.

Like duck calls
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Re: Flappy bird?

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Wed Feb 12, 2014 12:37 am

3legged_lab wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:
GadwallGetter530 wrote:What's the big deal about this game?

Its no longer available on the app store. So naturally, everybody wants what they cant have.

Like duck calls


BOOM!!! Suck it DC!
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Re: Flappy bird?

Postby AKPirate » Wed Feb 12, 2014 12:40 am

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Re: Flappy bird?

Postby The Duck Hammer » Wed Feb 12, 2014 12:43 am

GadwallGetter530 wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:
GadwallGetter530 wrote:What's the big deal about this game?

Its no longer available on the app store. So naturally, everybody wants what they cant have.

Like duck calls


BOOM!!! Suck it I have an OSDC!
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Re: Flappy bird?

Postby ducks~n~bucks » Wed Feb 12, 2014 12:44 am

AKPirate wrote:

RMFC after he goes for 100 straight and shoots 99.
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Re: Flappy bird?

Postby 3legged_lab » Wed Feb 12, 2014 12:55 am

AKPirate wrote:

Right in the binger!
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Re: Flappy bird?

Postby Goldfish » Wed Feb 12, 2014 1:57 am

3legged_lab wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:
GadwallGetter530 wrote:What's the big deal about this game?

Its no longer available on the app store. So naturally, everybody wants what they cant have.

Like duck calls

I'm listing my galaxy s2 half scroll flappy bird for $750 tomorrow. I'll sell it cheap to one of you guys for $650
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Re: Flappy bird?

Postby NuffDaddy » Wed Feb 12, 2014 7:37 am

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Did he try to shove a remote up his ass??
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Re: Flappy bird?

Postby Woody » Wed Feb 12, 2014 7:59 am

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Did he try to shove a remote up his ass??


It is fake.
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Re: Flappy bird?

Postby Flightstopper » Wed Feb 12, 2014 8:03 am

NuffDaddy wrote:
AKPirate wrote:

Did he try to shove a remote up his binger??


FIFY, and yes he did just that.
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Re: Flappy bird?

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Wed Feb 12, 2014 11:44 am

Woody wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:
AKPirate wrote:

Did he try to shove a remote up his ass??


It is fake.


No way. That's been around for years. Crazy kid is really that upset.
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Re: Flappy bird?

Postby Woody » Wed Feb 12, 2014 12:09 pm

They busted on Tosh.O awhile ago. The kid admitted to it being fake.
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Re: Flappy bird?

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Wed Feb 12, 2014 12:29 pm

Woody wrote:They busted on Tosh.O awhile ago. The kid admitted to it being fake.


Really? Just delete that so I can keep believing the lie...
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Re: Flappy bird?

Postby aunt betty » Wed Feb 12, 2014 12:36 pm

Somehow I feel no regrets to having missed and never played the app called "flappybird".
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Re: Flappy bird?

Postby ducks~n~bucks » Wed Feb 12, 2014 10:12 pm

Woody wrote:They busted on Tosh.O awhile ago. The kid admitted to it being fake.

I'd say it was fake too, no way I'd want the whole world to know I was so mad about a video game I tried to shove a remote in my binger.
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Re: Flappy bird?

Postby FlintRiverFowler » Thu Feb 13, 2014 11:08 am

ducks~n~bucks wrote:
Woody wrote:They busted on Tosh.O awhile ago. The kid admitted to it being fake.

I'd say it was fake too, no way I'd want the whole world to know I was so mad about a video game I tried to shove a remote in my binger.

Yeah, no way any normal person would think "hey it would be pretty funny if I acted like I was so mad that I shoved a remote up my ass" so it could've been a fake but chances are that kid probably could've actually done that when he was mad. Besides that I've never thought that part was funny, just more like whoa that kid has some mental issues.
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Re: Flappy bird?

Postby assateague » Thu Feb 13, 2014 11:24 am

I've done some pretty stupid shit when I've been mad enough.
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Re: Flappy bird?

Postby FlintRiverFowler » Thu Feb 13, 2014 11:44 am

assateague wrote:I've done some pretty stupid shit when I've been mad enough.

Are you suggesting you shoved something up your ass when you were mad? :lol:
I've done some stupid shit when I was mad, but it was all destroying things that I shouldn't have destroyed. No telling how many cell phones I broke from throwing them, even broke my windshield and a cellphone at the same time. but still never shoved one up my ass.
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Re: Flappy bird?

Postby R. Chapman » Thu Feb 13, 2014 12:14 pm

ducks~n~bucks wrote:
AKPirate wrote:

RMFC after he goes for 100 straight and shoots 99.

You have no fucking idea, especially when that one target was the difference between $500 and nothing. I normally never drop the last target, usually the first, then run it. pisses me off too.
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Re: Flappy bird?

Postby The Duck Hammer » Thu Feb 13, 2014 1:04 pm

R. Chapman wrote:
ducks~n~bucks wrote:
AKPirate wrote:

RMFC after he goes for 100 straight and shoots 99.

You have no fucking idea, especially when that one target was the difference between $500 and nothing. I normally never drop the last target, usually the first, then run it. pisses me off too.

Remote up your ass mad?
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Re: Flappy bird?

Postby MOhuntingGuy » Thu Feb 13, 2014 1:10 pm

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Re: Flappy bird?

Postby MOhuntingGuy » Thu Feb 13, 2014 1:10 pm

Then I did this a few minutes afterwards...
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Re: Flappy bird?

Postby (MT)Montanafowler » Thu Feb 13, 2014 1:28 pm

assateague wrote:I've done some pretty stupid shit when I've been mad enough.


Ever been "throw a pair of Linemans into a 1980's couch cushion" mad? :lol:
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Re: Flappy bird?

Postby huntall6 » Thu Feb 13, 2014 2:14 pm

FlintRiverFowler wrote:
assateague wrote:I've done some pretty stupid shit when I've been mad enough.

Are you suggesting you shoved something up your ass when you were mad? :lol:
I've done some stupid shit when I was mad, but it was all destroying things that I shouldn't have destroyed. No telling how many cell phones I broke from throwing them, even broke my windshield and a cellphone at the same time. but still never shoved one up my ass.


not very adventureous 'eh? ;)
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Re: Flappy bird?

Postby Bufflehead » Thu Feb 13, 2014 4:50 pm

(MT)Montanafowler wrote:
assateague wrote:I've done some pretty stupid shit when I've been mad enough.


Ever been "throw a pair of Linemans into a 1980's couch cushion" mad? :lol:

What's a couch cushion?
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Re: Flappy bird?

Postby huntall6 » Thu Feb 13, 2014 5:38 pm

Bufflehead wrote:
(MT)Montanafowler wrote:
assateague wrote:I've done some pretty stupid shit when I've been mad enough.


Ever been "throw a pair of Linemans into a 1980's couch cushion" mad? :lol:

What's a couch cushion?


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Re: Flappy bird?

Postby Olly » Fri Feb 14, 2014 7:47 am

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Re: Flappy bird?

Postby assateague » Fri Feb 14, 2014 10:09 am

Oldest daughter got 39, and almost had a stroke when she crashed. It's a horrible game.
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