You married guys

[ManlyMan]

Jehler you let her pour the hot wax on you?

Hey Doc! When are you getting neutered,,,,I mean married.

I was gonna buy a gun with my tax money and my fiancé flipped her shit saying we have to buy a house or a vacuum cleaner. It's already begun. Then I was like look I spent all this money on a ring, if you were so worried about how much money I was saving for a house you should have downsized. Somehow this was an illogical argument

you threw your price of the ring back in her face huh. And what was her response?

she informed me that if you break down something that she'll wear for the rest of her life on a per day basis it's actually one of the cheapest things she owns.

[capt1972]

Jehler you let her pour the hot wax on you?

Hey Doc! When are you getting neutered,,,,I mean married.

I was gonna buy a gun with my tax money and my fiancé flipped her shit saying we have to buy a house or a vacuum cleaner. It's already begun. Then I was like look I spent all this money on a ring, if you were so worried about how much money I was saving for a house you should have downsized. Somehow this was an illogical argument

you threw your price of the ring back in her face huh. And what was her response?

she informed me that if you break down something that she'll wear for the rest of her life on a per day basis it's actually one of the cheapest things she owns.

By that logic, she should break down everything else to a per day cost also.

Apples to Apples.

[Redbeard]

Jehler you let her pour the hot wax on you?

Hey Doc! When are you getting neutered,,,,I mean married.

I was gonna buy a gun with my tax money and my fiancé flipped her shit saying we have to buy a house or a vacuum cleaner. It's already begun. Then I was like look I spent all this money on a ring, if you were so worried about how much money I was saving for a house you should have downsized. Somehow this was an illogical argument

you threw your price of the ring back in her face huh. And what was her response?

she informed me that if you break down something that she'll wear for the rest of her life on a per day basis it's actually one of the cheapest things she owns.

Ha! Nice try sweetheart. Break down the cost of the gun per days afield. Try that approach

[AKPirate]

Jehler you let her pour the hot wax on you?

Hey Doc! When are you getting neutered,,,,I mean married.

I was gonna buy a gun with my tax money and my fiancé flipped her shit saying we have to buy a house or a vacuum cleaner. It's already begun. Then I was like look I spent all this money on a ring, if you were so worried about how much money I was saving for a house you should have downsized. Somehow this was an illogical argument

you threw your price of the ring back in her face huh. And what was her response?

she informed me that if you break down something that she'll wear for the rest of her life on a per day basis it's actually one of the cheapest things she owns.

Ha! Nice try sweetheart. Break down the cost of the gun per days afield. Try that approach

And all the sustenance that gun will provide

[3legged_lab]

Mission abort! Mission abort!

[assateague]

I like Doc, and didn't want to insult his judgement. But I fear that my response in that situation would have been "Fuck you." Before you're married is the time to say it, not after.

[Olly]

I may stay single forever because of this but as long as the bills are paid, food's in the fridge and I have a full time job I will spend the money I earn as I see fit.

[AKPirate]

I may stay single forever because of this but as long as the bills are paid, food's in the fridge and I have a full time job I will spend the money I earn as I see fit.

When you get married that changes to "as we see fit"

[Tiler_J]

I may stay single forever because of this but as long as the bills are paid, food's in the fridge and I have a full time job I will spend the money I earn as I see fit.

Yes, with that outlook, single forever. But you will have a lot of cool stuff. It's a trade off.

[AKPirate]

I may stay single forever because of this but as long as the bills are paid, food's in the fridge and I have a full time job I will spend the money I earn as I see fit.

Yes, with that outlook, single forever. But you will have a lot of cool stuff. It's a trade off.

Or you get married with that outlook, don't change it, and lose half your cool stuff to her and her lawyer

[Bootlipkiller]

I may stay single forever because of this but as long as the bills are paid, food's in the fridge and I have a full time job I will spend the money I earn as I see fit.

Yes, with that outlook, single forever. But you will have a lot of cool stuff. It's a trade off.

Or you get married with that outlook, don't change it, and lose half your cool stuff to her and her lawyer

[Tiler_J]

I may stay single forever because of this but as long as the bills are paid, food's in the fridge and I have a full time job I will spend the money I earn as I see fit.

Yes, with that outlook, single forever. But you will have a lot of cool stuff. It's a trade off.

Or you get married with that outlook, don't change it, and lose half your cool stuff to her and her lawyer

Voice of experience Tim?

[AKPirate]

I may stay single forever because of this but as long as the bills are paid, food's in the fridge and I have a full time job I will spend the money I earn as I see fit.

Yes, with that outlook, single forever. But you will have a lot of cool stuff. It's a trade off.

Or you get married with that outlook, don't change it, and lose half your cool stuff to her and her lawyer

Voice of experience Tim?

No lawyers. I kept all my stuff, pension, and had money in my bank account

[AKPirate]

Funny how this thread started with candles and now got to this the day after V-Day

[Tiler_J]

I may stay single forever because of this but as long as the bills are paid, food's in the fridge and I have a full time job I will spend the money I earn as I see fit.

Yes, with that outlook, single forever. But you will have a lot of cool stuff. It's a trade off.

Or you get married with that outlook, don't change it, and lose half your cool stuff to her and her lawyer

Voice of experience Tim?

No lawyers. I kept all my stuff, pension, and had money in my bank account

So, you killed her? Nice job!

[aunt betty]

Jehler you let her pour the hot wax on you?

Hey Doc! When are you getting neutered,,,,I mean married.

I was gonna buy a gun with my tax money and my fiancé flipped her shit saying we have to buy a house or a vacuum cleaner. It's already begun. Then I was like look I spent all this money on a ring, if you were so worried about how much money I was saving for a house you should have downsized. Somehow this was an illogical argument

you threw your price of the ring back in her face huh. And what was her response?

she informed me that if you break down something that she'll wear for the rest of her life on a per day basis it's actually one of the cheapest things she owns.

So...
How much on a per diem basis is this woman friend, fiancee, whatever.. you running you and is it worth it?

[AKPirate]

I may stay single forever because of this but as long as the bills are paid, food's in the fridge and I have a full time job I will spend the money I earn as I see fit.

Yes, with that outlook, single forever. But you will have a lot of cool stuff. It's a trade off.

Or you get married with that outlook, don't change it, and lose half your cool stuff to her and her lawyer

Voice of experience Tim?

No lawyers. I kept all my stuff, pension, and had money in my bank account

So, you killed her? Nice job!

I wish her the best

[Tiler_J]

I may stay single forever because of this but as long as the bills are paid, food's in the fridge and I have a full time job I will spend the money I earn as I see fit.

Yes, with that outlook, single forever. But you will have a lot of cool stuff. It's a trade off.

Or you get married with that outlook, don't change it, and lose half your cool stuff to her and her lawyer

Voice of experience Tim?

No lawyers. I kept all my stuff, pension, and had money in my bank account

So, you killed her? Nice job!

I wish her the best

Oh, I understand. We won't talk about it any more.

If I ever need your services, I'll take it to pm's to find out what to do with the body.

[AKPirate]

I may stay single forever because of this but as long as the bills are paid, food's in the fridge and I have a full time job I will spend the money I earn as I see fit.

Yes, with that outlook, single forever. But you will have a lot of cool stuff. It's a trade off.

Or you get married with that outlook, don't change it, and lose half your cool stuff to her and her lawyer

Voice of experience Tim?

No lawyers. I kept all my stuff, pension, and had money in my bank account

So, you killed her? Nice job!

I wish her the best

Oh, I understand. We won't talk about it any more.

If I ever need your services, I'll take it to pm's to find out what to do with the body.

[jehler]

I may stay single forever because of this but as long as the bills are paid, food's in the fridge and I have a full time job I will spend the money I earn as I see fit.

you probably ought to stay single then, marriage is a team thing, if you find the right woman there is no problem, having someone help make decisions is often a godsend

[AKPirate]

I may stay single forever because of this but as long as the bills are paid, food's in the fridge and I have a full time job I will spend the money I earn as I see fit.

you probably ought to stay single then, marriage is a team thing, if you find the right woman there is no problem, having someone help make decisions is often a godsend

Great advice right there. When it's working right, the sum of the union is greater than its parts.

[Olly]

I've seen so many guys get fucked over by marriage. Scares the shit out of me.

[jehler]

I've seen so many guys get fucked over by marriage. Scares the shit out of me.

dont be afraid, just don't settle, all the guys I know that get fuxked by marriage married girls they shouldn't have, it's not about the best lay, the hottest chick, the first one that swallowed...
Marry the girl that you agree with and don't fight with that you genuinely like

[Olly]

I've seen so many guys get fucked over by marriage. Scares the shit out of me.

dont be afraid, just don't settle, all the guys I know that get fuxked by marriage married girls they shouldn't have, it's not about the best lay, the hottest chick, the first one that swallowed...
Marry the girl that you agree with and don't fight with that you genuinely like

Thanks dad!

[jehler]

I've seen so many guys get fucked over by marriage. Scares the shit out of me.

dont be afraid, just don't settle, all the guys I know that get fuxked by marriage married girls they shouldn't have, it's not about the best lay, the hottest chick, the first one that swallowed...
Marry the girl that you agree with and don't fight with that you genuinely like

Thanks dad!

I worry about you man, real talk

[Redbeard]

I may stay single forever because of this but as long as the bills are paid, food's in the fridge and I have a full time job I will spend the money I earn as I see fit.

Yes, with that outlook, single forever. But you will have a lot of cool stuff. It's a trade off.

with no one to share it with

[capt1972]

haven't had a smoke in three days, you think the wife could cut me a little slack. But nooooooo, she has to start shit that she knows will set me off and then call me a dickhead. Happily Ever After my ass!

[AKPirate]

haven't had a smoke in three days, you think the wife could cut me a little slack. But nooooooo, she has to start shit that she knows will set me off and then call me a dickhead. Happily Ever After my ass!

[AKPirate]

haven't had a smoke in three days, you think the wife could cut me a little slack. But nooooooo, she has to start shit that she knows will set me off and then call me a dickhead. Happily Ever After my ass!

Mrs. Gasoline

[Bootlipkiller]

haven't had a smoke in three days, you think the wife could cut me a little slack. But nooooooo, she has to start shit that she knows will set me off and then call me a dickhead. Happily Ever After my ass!

Mrs. Gasoline

Ha!