Pranks

[aunt betty]

I was feeling ornery last night so I put salt in the sugar bowl...
The look on her face when she took that first sip of coffee was goooood.

I said, "is something wrong?" and started laughing my ass off.

[assateague]

I so badly want to try the tape on the sink sprayer thing on my wife. But she's a line-stepper. Shit would get broken, which would cost me money to fix, so I just have to keep imagining it and chuckling to myself.

[Deltaman]

I was feeling ornery last night so I put salt in the sugar bowl...
The look on her face when she took that first sip of coffee was goooood.

I said, "is something wrong?" and started laughing my ass off.

Oh man, that's cold Betty She's gonna lube your doinker with Ben Gay tonight........and ask you if there is something wrong

[aunt betty]

Shell wait til I'm asleep and tie my boots together, shaving cream in my hand, and then tickle my face with a pheasant feather...
We been married close to 30 years...been a few pranks pulled.
I know what to expect.

[Deltaman]

Shell wait til I'm asleep and tie my boots together, shaving cream in my hand, and then tickle my face with a pheasant feather...
We been married close to 30 years...been a few pranks pulled.
I know what to expect.

Keepin' it fun after 30 years........awesome

[aunt betty]

Shell wait til I'm asleep and tie my boots together, shaving cream in my hand, and then tickle my face with a pheasant feather...
We been married close to 30 years...been a few pranks pulled.
I know what to expect.

Keepin' it fun after 30 years........awesome

Right now, at this time, we're in crisis mode.
Rugs been pulled out from under our feet. Stressing out and losing sleep so I HAD to do something funny to release the tension. It helps.

[FlintRiverFowler]

I so badly want to try the tape on the sink sprayer thing on my wife. But she's a line-stepper. Shit would get broken, which would cost me money to fix, so I just have to keep imagining it and chuckling to myself.

I did that to my mom when I was 12. She beat the shit out of me.

[aunt betty]

I so badly want to try the tape on the sink sprayer thing on my wife. But she's a line-stepper. Shit would get broken, which would cost me money to fix, so I just have to keep imagining it and chuckling to myself.

I did that to my mom when I was 12. She beat the shit out of me.

By the time I was 12 I was big enough to hold my mom off. Would grab her wrists and look her in the eye and gently say, "uh uh".

[Woody]

I so badly want to try the tape on the sink sprayer thing on my wife. But she's a line-stepper. Shit would get broken, which would cost me money to fix, so I just have to keep imagining it and chuckling to myself.

Do it with one of your daughters hair scrunchies and she will think it was them.

[assateague]

Eeeexxxcelent.

[Redbeard]

I love me a good prank. We always got shit going on here at work

[Goldfish]

Hahaha.

If you by boxed cereal, you can swap the bags inside it. Harmless prank.

[Redbeard]

Graveyards is the perfect shift for pranks. Few years ago we pissed off the sgts good. They had an enclosed two stall little parking area. Real tight space. We backed their cars out. Took two floors jacks and wheeled their patrol cars back into the stalls horizontally. No way to drive them back out. Oh and the floor jacks got misplaced somehow. We left for home before they got to work. Boy were they pissed when they went looking for the floor jacks

[Redbeard]

Another time we had this young sgt who had just transferred in and hadn't found a house yet so he was staying in his trailer at an RV park. He had his patrol car parked at the trailer that night. We found a spare key for the car at the office and went to the RV park about 2am. We parked his patrol car around the corner. When he woke up that morning for work he freaked cause he thought his car had been stolen

[Woody]

Eeeexxxcelent.

I expect to hear about the after math.

[aunt betty]

Another time we had this young sgt who had just transferred in and hadn't found a house yet so he was staying in his trailer at an RV park. He had his patrol car parked at the trailer that night. We found a spare key for the car at the office and went to the RV park about 2am. We parked his patrol car around the corner. When he woke up that morning for work he freaked cause he thought his car had been stolen

Next time switch cars so his key won't work.

[Feelin' Fowl]

Another time we had this young sgt who had just transferred in and hadn't found a house yet so he was staying in his trailer at an RV park. He had his patrol car parked at the trailer that night. We found a spare key for the car at the office and went to the RV park about 2am. We parked his patrol car around the corner. When he woke up that morning for work he freaked cause he thought his car had been stolen

Had a friend sell a friend a car. Kept a spare key after he sold it.

He would seek out that car to move it often. It was very funny the first few times.