WTN10 wrote:Woody wrote:WTN10 wrote:Woody wrote:WTN10 wrote:Woody wrote:WTN10 wrote:Woody's not dead. Honestly surprised. Didn't want to come on the goose hunt Woody? I wasn't going to hobble you.
The others thought it best that I didn't come and kick your ass. God knows your feeble ego couldn't handle a midget beat down.
Not what I heard.
They didn't want to hurt your feelings, big guy.
Then quit running that mouth and start rolling those tires. Send in your $80. There's plenty of spots open. We'll knock it out first thing and foget about it the rest of the weekend.
I would, but I'm going to fishing show that weekend with a buddy. And I would be more than happy to put some gloves on and climb into a ring with you, but unlike you I don't actually have any want or need for a real fight to boost my self-esteem. I mean you are annoying, as all get out, but I stopped solving problems with violence a long time ago.
Not interested in putting on gloves, and this has nothing to do with self-esteem. You're a bitch who ran his mouth about my dying mother. If I find you, I'm going to straighten you out like your parents should have. I know you think it's a big funny joke and that I'm just interested in sparring you, but let me go ahead and dispel that misconception right now. You need to square your ass away, and I'm happy to do it for you.
You think you can kick my ass? Cool, you've said you think you can a couple of times now. Maybe you can. I spend more hours lifting weights in a week than you spend looking at porn. I like my chances, but maybe you're not a pencil necked geek who's only talent is running that mouth?
While we are getting things straight. You run your mouth like no one I have ever met and can't stand it when someone does it back, you are nothing more than grade school bully. Yeah you would probably kick my ass, but that's to bad god didn't bless us all with weight and height.
GET OVER IT! AND GROW UP!