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Re: Got bored...

Postby Bootlipkiller » Mon Feb 24, 2014 2:08 am

AKPirate wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:Serious talk, were you born deaf?

How do you know this? I'm not kidding.

I can tell by the way you talk. I've been around a fair number of deaf people.

Man, you should have been a fucking detective, holy shit.


That also explains his super strength. Seen it before, very strong.

Maybe he got bit by a genetically altered spider on a field trip to Ozcorp?


That's funny, but I am serious.

Never heard of that? Seriously why would being deaf make you stronger.
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Re: Got bored...

Postby R. Chapman » Mon Feb 24, 2014 2:11 am

ducks~n~bucks wrote:
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ducks~n~bucks wrote:If you were born deaf, how do you know you have a "German" accent and a "deep voice"? Do you sign with an accent and deep voice too?

I can hear myself dipshit. I used to know a little bit of sign language but it gets to confusing. If I remember correctly, I started wearing starkeys about 5ish. Man was I given so much hell first day of first grade. Didn't know what the fuck music was. :lol:

Are starkeys what Montana-ans call hearing aids? Like cowboy cookies and rabbit heads?

No, those were "the" brand of hearing aids back 10-12 years ago. Best on the market and them fuckers cost $7000 in 2005 :shock: The ones I have now are made by GN and are the best on the market. They were about $3000 for the pair, and I get a blue tooth adapter for apple and android products and a remote to adjust my volume setting. At the lowest setting, 5% better than people with normal hearing of 0 DB.
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Re: Got bored...

Postby AKPirate » Mon Feb 24, 2014 2:14 am

Bootlipkiller wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:Serious talk, were you born deaf?

How do you know this? I'm not kidding.

I can tell by the way you talk. I've been around a fair number of deaf people.

Man, you should have been a fucking detective, holy shit.


That also explains his super strength. Seen it before, very strong.

Maybe he got bit by a genetically altered spider on a field trip to Ozcorp?


That's funny, but I am serious.

Never heard of that? Seriously why would being deaf make you stronger.


Not an expert, but this dude was at an early age. Rex may have superb eye hand coordination and other skills as a result
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Re: Got bored...

Postby R. Chapman » Mon Feb 24, 2014 2:15 am

AKPirate wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:Serious talk, were you born deaf?

How do you know this? I'm not kidding.

I can tell by the way you talk. I've been around a fair number of deaf people.

Man, you should have been a fucking detective, holy shit.


That also explains his super strength. Seen it before, very strong.

Maybe he got bit by a genetically altered spider on a field trip to Ozcorp?


That's funny, but I am serious.

Never heard of that? Seriously why would being deaf make you stronger.


Not an expert, but this dude was at an early age. Rex may have superb eye hand coordination and other skills as a result

Are you being serious or giving me shit?
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Re: Got bored...

Postby AKPirate » Mon Feb 24, 2014 2:16 am

R. Chapman wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:Serious talk, were you born deaf?

How do you know this? I'm not kidding.

I can tell by the way you talk. I've been around a fair number of deaf people.

Man, you should have been a fucking detective, holy shit.


That also explains his super strength. Seen it before, very strong.

Maybe he got bit by a genetically altered spider on a field trip to Ozcorp?


That's funny, but I am serious.

Never heard of that? Seriously why would being deaf make you stronger.


Not an expert, but this dude was at an early age. Rex may have superb eye hand coordination and other skills as a result

Are you being serious or giving me shit?


Very serious, you have my respect.
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Re: Got bored...

Postby R. Chapman » Mon Feb 24, 2014 2:18 am

Maybe he got bit by a genetically altered spider on a field trip to Ozcorp?[/quote]

That's funny, but I am serious.[/quote]
Never heard of that? Seriously why would being deaf make you stronger.[/quote]

Not an expert, but this dude was at an early age. Rex may have superb eye hand coordination and other skills as a result[/quote]
Are you being serious or giving me shit?[/quote]

Very serious, you have my respect.[/quote]
So who was this dude that you speak of?
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Re: Got bored...

Postby Bootlipkiller » Mon Feb 24, 2014 2:19 am

AKPirate wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:Serious talk, were you born deaf?

How do you know this? I'm not kidding.

I can tell by the way you talk. I've been around a fair number of deaf people.

Man, you should have been a fucking detective, holy shit.


That also explains his super strength. Seen it before, very strong.

Maybe he got bit by a genetically altered spider on a field trip to Ozcorp?


That's funny, but I am serious.

Never heard of that? Seriously why would being deaf make you stronger.


Not an expert, but this dude was at an early age. Rex may have superb eye hand coordination and other skills as a result

I have heard of the other scenes being heighten but not the strength part.
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Re: Got bored...

Postby Bootlipkiller » Mon Feb 24, 2014 2:20 am

R. Chapman wrote:Maybe he got bit by a genetically altered spider on a field trip to Ozcorp?


That's funny, but I am serious.[/quote]
Never heard of that? Seriously why would being deaf make you stronger.[/quote]

Not an expert, but this dude was at an early age. Rex may have superb eye hand coordination and other skills as a result[/quote]
Are you being serious or giving me shit?[/quote]

Very serious, you have my respect.[/quote]
So who was this dude that you speak of?[/quote]
Stu! :lol:
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Re: Got bored...

Postby AKPirate » Mon Feb 24, 2014 2:23 am

Bootlipkiller wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:Serious talk, were you born deaf?

How do you know this? I'm not kidding.

I can tell by the way you talk. I've been around a fair number of deaf people.

Man, you should have been a fucking detective, holy shit.


That also explains his super strength. Seen it before, very strong.

Maybe he got bit by a genetically altered spider on a field trip to Ozcorp?


That's funny, but I am serious.

Never heard of that? Seriously why would being deaf make you stronger.


Not an expert, but this dude was at an early age. Rex may have superb eye hand coordination and other skills as a result

I have heard of the other scenes being heighten but not the strength part.


Just saying I have seen it in some not all.
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Re: Got bored...

Postby AKPirate » Mon Feb 24, 2014 2:25 am

R. Chapman wrote:Maybe he got bit by a genetically altered spider on a field trip to Ozcorp?


That's funny, but I am serious.[/quote]
Never heard of that? Seriously why would being deaf make you stronger.[/quote]

Not an expert, but this dude was at an early age. Rex may have superb eye hand coordination and other skills as a result[/quote]
Are you being serious or giving me shit?[/quote]

Very serious, you have my respect.[/quote]
So who was this dude that you speak of?[/quote]

Another kid I knew growing up, have no idea where he is now.
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Re: Got bored...

Postby Bootlipkiller » Mon Feb 24, 2014 2:27 am

AKPirate wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:[quote="Bootlipkiller"]Serious talk, were you born deaf?

How do you know this? I'm not kidding.

I can tell by the way you talk. I've been around a fair number of deaf people.

Man, you should have been a fucking detective, holy shit.


That also explains his super strength. Seen it before, very strong.

Maybe he got bit by a genetically altered spider on a field trip to Ozcorp?


That's funny, but I am serious.

Never heard of that? Seriously why would being deaf make you stronger.


Not an expert, but this dude was at an early age. Rex may have superb eye hand coordination and other skills as a result

I have heard of the other scenes being heighten but not the strength part.


Just saying I have seen it in some not all.[/quote]
I believe you Tim. :D
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Re: Got bored...

Postby gila-river » Mon Feb 24, 2014 11:30 am

Bootlipkiller wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:[quote="AKPirate"][quote="Bootlipkiller"][quote="AKPirate"][quote="R. Chapman"][quote="Bootlipkiller"][quote="R. Chapman"][quote="Bootlipkiller"]Serious talk, were you born deaf?

How do you know this? I'm not kidding.

I can tell by the way you talk. I've been around a fair number of deaf people.

Man, you should have been a fucking detective, holy shit.


That also explains his super strength. Seen it before, very strong.

Maybe he got bit by a genetically altered spider on a field trip to Ozcorp?[/quote]

That's funny, but I am serious.[/quote]
Never heard of that? Seriously why would being deaf make you stronger.[/quote]

Not an expert, but this dude was at an early age. Rex may have superb eye hand coordination and other skills as a result[/quote]
I have heard of the other scenes being heighten but not the strength part.[/quote]

Just saying I have seen it in some not all.[/quote]
I believe you Tim. :D[/quote]


One of my best buds is totally deaf and he's got the super strength. He was insane in the weight room and probably only weighed about 150.
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Re: Got bored...

Postby aunt betty » Mon Feb 24, 2014 2:07 pm

RMFC, you probably never heard of Ray Stevens but he has a song called "Butch Bavarian".
He's a world class yodeler who has two 200-watt hearing aides. One in each ear so he can listen to himself yodel in STEREO.

Reading about you bragging on your high-dollar hearing aides reminded me of the song...
Will post it if I can find it. You'll like it cuz it's funny as hell.
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Re: Got bored...

Postby aunt betty » Mon Feb 24, 2014 2:09 pm

I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Re: Got bored...

Postby AKPirate » Mon Feb 24, 2014 2:11 pm

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Bet that guy is skinny and super strong
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Re: Got bored...

Postby aunt betty » Mon Feb 24, 2014 2:24 pm

He was born in 1939 so he's like 75 years old AK.
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Re: Got bored...

Postby AKPirate » Mon Feb 24, 2014 2:45 pm

aunt betty wrote:He was born in 1939 so he's like 75 years old AK.


and still bends steel with his bare hands
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Re: Got bored...

Postby aunt betty » Mon Feb 24, 2014 2:55 pm

I can bend steel with my bare hands.

Observe...

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Re: Got bored...

Postby R. Chapman » Mon Feb 24, 2014 2:59 pm

aunt betty wrote:RMFC, you probably never heard of Ray Stevens but he has a song called "Butch Bavarian".
He's a world class yodeler who has two 200-watt hearing aides. One in each ear so he can listen to himself yodel in STEREO.

Reading about you bragging on your high-dollar hearing aides reminded me of the song...
Will post it if I can find it. You'll like it cuz it's funny as hell.

I wasn't try to brag, just explaining how far hearing technology has come. The first pair I had ($7k) only improved my hearing by about 30%, but I could only hear up to -40 DB below a normal hearing DB. The ones I have now, at te lowest level I can hear 5% or 5DB above normal hearing and they only costed $3k. It's amazing how far technology has come in on decade.
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Re: Got bored...

Postby Olly » Mon Feb 24, 2014 3:03 pm

Rex some of these guys were alive before men walked on the moon. You're not going to impress them with hearing aids.
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Re: Got bored...

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Mon Feb 24, 2014 3:37 pm

Olly wrote:Rex some of these guys were alive before men walked on the moon. You're not going to impress them with hearing aids.


:lol: But they might light a review!
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Re: Got bored...

Postby (MT)Montanafowler » Mon Feb 24, 2014 9:36 pm

It's hard to barth, nargle, thalth with all these marbles in my mouth.


wait, Rex is really deaf?
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Re: Got bored...

Postby AKPirate » Mon Feb 24, 2014 9:40 pm

(MT)Montanafowler wrote:It's hard to barth, nargle, thalth with all these marbles in my mouth.


wait, Rex is really deaf?


No shit. He's a good kid.
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Re: Got bored...

Postby R. Chapman » Mon Feb 24, 2014 9:50 pm

Olly wrote:Rex some of these guys were alive before men walked on the moon. You're not going to impress them with hearing aids.

Wasn't trying to impress anyone boss :thumbsup:
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Re: Got bored...

Postby aunt betty » Mon Feb 24, 2014 10:05 pm

R. Chapman wrote:
Olly wrote:Rex some of these guys were alive before men walked on the moon. You're not going to impress them with hearing aids.

Wasn't trying to impress anyone boss :thumbsup:

Rex, you are impressive for your age.
When I was 16 all I cared about was girls, hunting, and cars.
And stealing my dads beer.
He was one of them guys who had two refrigerators just for beer.
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Re: Got bored...

Postby R. Chapman » Mon Feb 24, 2014 10:10 pm

aunt betty wrote:
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Olly wrote:Rex some of these guys were alive before men walked on the moon. You're not going to impress them with hearing aids.

Wasn't trying to impress anyone boss :thumbsup:

Rex, you are impressive for your age.
When I was 16 all I cared about was girls, hunting, and cars.
And stealing my dads beer.
He was one of them guys who had two refrigerators just for beer.

That's funny. My pop never was a drinker. I bet he hasn't had a full beer in his whole life. Just not who he is. He's a workaholic if you want to put it that way. All he can think about is work. He just doesn't have any other hobbies. My question is how am I impressive? :?:
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Re: Got bored...

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Mon Feb 24, 2014 10:35 pm

R. Chapman wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:Serious talk, were you born deaf?

How do you know this? I'm not kidding.

I can tell by the way you talk. I've been around a fair number of deaf people.

Man, you should have been a fucking detective, holy shit.


Really? :lol:
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Re: Got bored...

Postby 3legged_lab » Mon Feb 24, 2014 11:08 pm

Did I miss the part where someone actually spoke to rex, or did you guess it by the way he "talks" on the internet?
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Re: Got bored...

Postby AKPirate » Mon Feb 24, 2014 11:10 pm

3legged_lab wrote:Did I miss the part where someone actually spoke to rex, or did you guess it by the way he "talks" on the internet?


Watch his video. It's real and he is a good kid.
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Re: Got bored...

Postby Bootlipkiller » Mon Feb 24, 2014 11:59 pm

AKPirate wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:Did I miss the part where someone actually spoke to rex, or did you guess it by the way he "talks" on the internet?


Watch his video. It's real and he is a good kid.

Well AK he's actually a deaf kid, not that it matters.
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