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Postby ducks~n~bucks » Wed Feb 26, 2014 12:42 am

Saw this on TOS, so I thought I'd bring it over here. What creepy things have you seen in the woods?
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Re: Woods Stories

Postby Bootlipkiller » Wed Feb 26, 2014 12:48 am

If I ever come a crossed Aunt Betty in the woods I'll let you know!
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Re: Woods Stories

Postby RonE » Wed Feb 26, 2014 1:28 am

I came across a marijuana plantation on some land we owned once.
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Re: Woods Stories

Postby R. Chapman » Wed Feb 26, 2014 1:33 am

ducks~n~bucks wrote:Saw this on TOS, so I thought I'd bring it over here. What creepy things have you seen in the woods?

Some guy from Pennsylvania trying to hunt elk out of a tree stand only 20 feet off the ground and in a full blaze orange costume. Looked like a giant fucking pumpkin.

There was also these two fuckers from Alaska; probably AK and his old lady, that had pitched out camp right off the road on the ranch. I asked what they were doing. They said IDK, and all I had to say was "git".
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Re: Woods Stories

Postby AKPirate » Wed Feb 26, 2014 1:37 am

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ducks~n~bucks wrote:Saw this on TOS, so I thought I'd bring it over here. What creepy things have you seen in the woods?

Some guy from Pennsylvania trying to hunt elk out of a tree stand only 20 feet off the ground and in a full blaze orange costume. Looked like a giant fucking pumpkin.

There was also these two fuckers from Alaska; probably AK and his old lady, that had pitched out camp right off the road on the ranch. I asked what they were doing. They said IDK, and all I had to say was "git".


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Re: Woods Stories

Postby 3legged_lab » Wed Feb 26, 2014 1:39 am

RonE wrote:I came across a marijuana plantation on some land we owned once.

Your backyard doesn't count as the woods.
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Re: Woods Stories

Postby R. Chapman » Wed Feb 26, 2014 1:42 am

3legged_lab wrote:
RonE wrote:I came across a marijuana plantation on some land we owned once.

Your backyard doesn't count as the woods.

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Re: Woods Stories

Postby ducks~n~bucks » Wed Feb 26, 2014 2:03 am

Was hunting national forest land, when we seen some guy way up on the ridge. We asked him what he was doing way the hell up there, just making a friendly joke, to start a conversation. He gets all pissy and says "None of your god damned business!" Then tells us all about how further down, we were going to hit private land, and have to hike 4 miles to avoid it. We were agitated at his disfriendlyness at this point, and told him to fuck off and that he should mind his own damn business, because we were on national forest land as it stood. He said some shit about how he owned that land, and his name was Ben Asslesschaps or something like that, and that he would call the law. We took it with a grain of salt because we had checked our maps, and were nowhere near private land and thought he was just trying to keep us away from the big bucks. Well it turns out our map reading skills were not up to par, because we ended up on his land and got fined.
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Re: Woods Stories

Postby AKPirate » Wed Feb 26, 2014 2:04 am

ducks~n~bucks wrote:Was hunting national forest land, when we seen some guy way up on the ridge. We asked him what he was doing way the hell up there, just making a friendly joke, to start a conversation. He gets all pissy and says "None of your god damned business!" Then tells us all about how further down, we were going to hit private land, and have to hike 4 miles to avoid it. We were agitated at his disfriendlyness at this point, and told him to fuck off and that he should mind his own damn business, because we were on national forest land as it stood. He said some shit about how he owned that land, and his name was Ben Asslesschaps or something like that, and that he would call the law. We took it with a grain of salt because we had checked our maps, and were nowhere near private land and thought he was just trying to keep us away from the big bucks. Well it turns out our map reading skills were not up to par, because we ended up on his land and got fined.

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Re: Woods Stories

Postby Bootlipkiller » Wed Feb 26, 2014 2:06 am

ducks~n~bucks wrote:Was hunting national forest land, when we seen some guy way up on the ridge. We asked him what he was doing way the hell up there, just making a friendly joke, to start a conversation. He gets all pissy and says "None of your god damned business!" Then tells us all about how further down, we were going to hit private land, and have to hike 4 miles to avoid it. We were agitated at his disfriendlyness at this point, and told him to fuck off and that he should mind his own damn business, because we were on national forest land as it stood. He said some shit about how he owned that land, and his name was Ben Asslesschaps or something like that, and that he would call the law. We took it with a grain of salt because we had checked our maps, and were nowhere near private land and thought he was just trying to keep us away from the big bucks. Well it turns out our map reading skills were not up to par, because we ended up on his land and got fined.

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Re: Woods Stories

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Re: Woods Stories

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Wed Feb 26, 2014 2:09 am

ducks~n~bucks wrote:Saw this on TOS, so I thought I'd bring it over here. What creepy things have you seen in the woods?


RedBeard Taking a shit.... :?
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Re: Woods Stories

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Wed Feb 26, 2014 2:54 am

ducks~n~bucks wrote:Saw this on TOS, so I thought I'd bring it over here. What creepy things have you seen in the woods?


This is actually our very own MT's thread on TOS...some pretty good stories in there.
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Re: Woods Stories

Postby ducks~n~bucks » Wed Feb 26, 2014 2:56 am

Feelin' Fowl wrote:
ducks~n~bucks wrote:Saw this on TOS, so I thought I'd bring it over here. What creepy things have you seen in the woods?


This is actually our very own MT's thread on TOS...some pretty good stories in there.

Huh, I didn't even look at who made the thread.
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Re: Woods Stories

Postby Bootlipkiller » Wed Feb 26, 2014 2:57 am

What is TOS?
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Re: Woods Stories

Postby AKPirate » Wed Feb 26, 2014 2:58 am

Bootlipkiller wrote:What is TOS?


The other site you fuckin idiut
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Re: Woods Stories

Postby Bootlipkiller » Wed Feb 26, 2014 2:59 am

AKPirate wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:What is TOS?


The other site you fuckin idiut

I set you up for a So Cool! You duck dick. :lol:
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Re: Woods Stories

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Wed Feb 26, 2014 3:00 am

Bootlipkiller wrote:What is TOS?

So cool...
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Re: Woods Stories

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Wed Feb 26, 2014 3:01 am

Bootlipkiller wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:What is TOS?


The other site you fuckin idiut

I set you up for a So Cool! You duck dick. :lol:

Damn it!
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Re: Woods Stories

Postby Bootlipkiller » Wed Feb 26, 2014 3:01 am

Feelin' Fowl wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:What is TOS?

So cool...

Look he gets it!
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Postby AKPirate » Wed Feb 26, 2014 3:03 am

Bootlipkiller wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:What is TOS?

So cool...

Look he gets it!


Why doesn't it surprise me that you two idiots are thinking alike :mrgreen:
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Re: Woods Stories

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Wed Feb 26, 2014 3:05 am

AKPirate wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:What is TOS?

So cool...

Look he gets it!


Why doesn't it surprise me that you two idiots are thinking alike :mrgreen:

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Re: Woods Stories

Postby AKPirate » Wed Feb 26, 2014 3:09 am

Feelin' Fowl wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:What is TOS?

So cool...

Look he gets it!


Why doesn't it surprise me that you two idiots are thinking alike :mrgreen:

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Re: Woods Stories

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Wed Feb 26, 2014 3:12 am

AKPirate wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote:Not sure if WFF is ready for drunk FF

How do you feel about long hugs? :mrgreen:
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Re: Woods Stories

Postby Bootlipkiller » Wed Feb 26, 2014 3:12 am

AKPirate wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote:[quote="Bootlipkiller"]What is TOS?

So cool...

Look he gets it!


Why doesn't it surprise me that you two idiots are thinking alike :mrgreen:

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I don't know why but I'm picturing the koolaid guy with polio
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Re: Woods Stories

Postby AKPirate » Wed Feb 26, 2014 3:13 am

Feelin' Fowl wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote:Not sure if WFF is ready for drunk FF

How do you feel about long hugs? :mrgreen:


:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Woods Stories

Postby Bootlipkiller » Wed Feb 26, 2014 3:14 am

Feelin' Fowl wrote:
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Feelin' Fowl wrote:Not sure if WFF is ready for drunk FF

How do you feel about long hugs? :mrgreen:

Jezebel
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Re: Woods Stories

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Why doesn't it surprise me that you two idiots are thinking alike :mrgreen:[/quote]
New Castle. It's all about the New Castle...[/quote]

Not sure if WFF is ready for drunk FF[/quote]
I don't know why but I'm picturing the koolaid guy with polio[/quote]

Add glasses and pedo beard and I think you have it :mrgreen:
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Re: Woods Stories

Postby Bootlipkiller » Wed Feb 26, 2014 3:17 am

AKPirate wrote:Why doesn't it surprise me that you two idiots are thinking alike :mrgreen:

New Castle. It's all about the New Castle...[/quote]

Not sure if WFF is ready for drunk FF[/quote]
I don't know why but I'm picturing the koolaid guy with polio[/quote]

Add glasses and pedo beard and I think you have it :mrgreen:[/quote]
Pedo beard hahahahaha
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Re: Woods Stories

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Wed Feb 26, 2014 3:18 am

AKPirate wrote:Why doesn't it surprise me that you two idiots are thinking alike :mrgreen:

New Castle. It's all about the New Castle...[/quote]

Not sure if WFF is ready for drunk FF[/quote]
I don't know why but I'm picturing the koolaid guy with polio[/quote]

Add glasses and pedo beard and I think you have it :mrgreen:[/quote]
My beard is way too awesome for all that noise!
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