Hey Fellas Help A Brother Out!!!

by **Mornin Beef** » Thu Mar 06, 2014 8:35 pm

I want to buy two sweet ass things with $15 right now at this gas mart, what should I get?

by **Feelin' Fowl** » Thu Mar 06, 2014 8:36 pm

Pint of Ben and Jerry's, and winning lotto tickets

by **AKPirate** » Thu Mar 06, 2014 8:36 pm

Mornin Beef wrote:I want to buy two sweet ass things with $15 right now at this gas mart, what should I get?

gas station thong to put on your rear view mirror

by **Mornin Beef** » Thu Mar 06, 2014 8:37 pm

Feelin' Fowl wrote:Pint of Ben and Jerry's, and winning lotto tickets

Who am i honey boo boo? come on

by **Mornin Beef** » Thu Mar 06, 2014 8:39 pm

AKPirate wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:I want to buy two sweet ass things with $15 right now at this gas mart, what should I get?

gas station thong to put on your rear view mirror

weak sauce, dammit its burning a hole through my pocket, im looking at swishers

by **Woody** » Thu Mar 06, 2014 8:42 pm

Duct tape, sleeping pills, and a box of condoms.

by **Mornin Beef** » Thu Mar 06, 2014 8:43 pm

Woody wrote:Duct tape, sleeping pills, and a box of condoms.

my teen years are over bro, come on, i got sour cream lays and swishers in my hand cuz you guys suck ass so far

by **capt1972** » Thu Mar 06, 2014 8:43 pm

Woody wrote:Duct tape, sleeping pills, and a box of condoms.

This^

by **Feelin' Fowl** » Thu Mar 06, 2014 8:44 pm

The next chick that goes to the counter, and her sister.

by **Mornin Beef** » Thu Mar 06, 2014 8:45 pm

capt1972 wrote:
Woody wrote:Duct tape, sleeping pills, and a box of condoms.

This^

i got shitloads of that shit at home already, come on!!

by **Mornin Beef** » Thu Mar 06, 2014 8:45 pm

im eyeballin some budweiser clamato beer

by **capt1972** » Thu Mar 06, 2014 8:46 pm

Mornin Beef wrote:im eyeballin some budweiser clamato beer

or this^

by **Mornin Beef** » Thu Mar 06, 2014 8:47 pm

Feelin' Fowl wrote:The next chick that goes to the counter, and her sister.

offer em 15$ for a double lay, $7.50 a piece? your a sick dog.

by **Feelin' Fowl** » Thu Mar 06, 2014 8:48 pm

Mornin Beef wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote:The next chick that goes to the counter, and her sister.

offer em 15$ for a double lay, $7.50 a piece? your a sick dog.

$14 for a single, and $1 to the other to film it.

by **Tiler_J** » Thu Mar 06, 2014 8:49 pm

Reese's fast break, 1 liter of Mt. Dew, and some no doze.

by **Olly** » Thu Mar 06, 2014 8:49 pm

Beef Jerky and a pack of smokes.

by **Mornin Beef** » Thu Mar 06, 2014 8:50 pm

ok two cans of clamato beer, swishers (cherry tip) and lays sour cream, everyone has been let down tonight for sure. me most of all.

by **Olly** » Thu Mar 06, 2014 8:51 pm

Mornin Beef wrote:ok two cans of clamato beer, swishers (cherry tip) and lays sour cream, everyone has been let down tonight for sure. me most of all.

You're a weird dude.

by **Mornin Beef** » Thu Mar 06, 2014 8:51 pm

Olly wrote:Beef Jerky and a pack of smokes.

come on man you know i struggle with the cigs

by **Tiler_J** » Thu Mar 06, 2014 8:51 pm

I thought my suggestion was pretty good, it would have been one hell of a long night.

by **Mornin Beef** » Thu Mar 06, 2014 8:53 pm

Olly wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:ok two cans of clamato beer, swishers (cherry tip) and lays sour cream, everyone has been let down tonight for sure. me most of all.

You're a weird dude.