GadwallGetter530 wrote:Dont put it on right after a boiling hot shower dumb shit.
:lol::lol:assateague wrote:GadwallGetter530 wrote:Dont put it on right after a boiling hot shower dumb shit.
This was the answer. After I read it, I thought, "hmm, that makes sense", so I got up the nerve to try it again. Talk about night and day difference. It tingles a little bit now, but was almost a letdown. After the first time, I was wondering how they were even allowed to sell the shit.
assateague wrote:Should have a motherfucking warning flag, a childproof box, and a waiver.
After I got my shoulder operated on back in the Army, they told me I'd have arthritis "sometime in the future". Apparently, "sometime in the future" was about a year and a half ago. Every few months, usually weather related, it hurts like a bastard for a week or so, feels like my bones are in a microwave, getting ready to explode. I generally can't sleep for more than 15 minutes at a time or so, so will try almost anything.
An old guy told me about this stuff, said it works. So I got some this morning.
Just got out of a boiling hot shower, which helps, too, and put a bunch of this shit in my shoulder and neck.
Mooooooootherfucker, it was horrible. I kept running back to the mirror to check, because I would've swore that my skin was blistering off. My skin wasn't even red, somehow, but had be walking circles through the house, waving a t-shirt above my back, yelling WHAT THE FUCK at nobody.
It's been about 15 minutes, and it's just a tingle now. The good news is, it worked almost instantly. The bad news is, I don't know if I'm man enough to ever put it on again. It's 1% capsaicin, so would be ideal for practical jones. Makes Icy Hot seem like a nice relaxing dip in a heated swimming pool. No shit. Stuff is no joke.
huntall6 wrote:MT is right.
jehler wrote:Have used that as well, look up Sombra, like that shit better, but don't get either of them on your cock, wife thought that may be fun and tried without telling me, I can't even talk about it
assateague wrote:Should have a motherfucking warning flag, a childproof box, and a waiver.
After I got my shoulder operated on back in the Army, they told me I'd have arthritis "sometime in the future". Apparently, "sometime in the future" was about a year and a half ago. Every few months, usually weather related, it hurts like a bastard for a week or so, feels like my bones are in a microwave, getting ready to explode. I generally can't sleep for more than 15 minutes at a time or so, so will try almost anything.
An old guy told me about this stuff, said it works. So I got some this morning.
Just got out of a boiling hot shower, which helps, too, and put a bunch of this shit in my shoulder and neck.
Mooooooootherfucker, it was horrible. I kept running back to the mirror to check, because I would've swore that my skin was blistering off. My skin wasn't even red, somehow, but had be walking circles through the house, waving a t-shirt above my back, yelling WHAT THE FUCK at nobody.
It's been about 15 minutes, and it's just a tingle now. The good news is, it worked almost instantly. The bad news is, I don't know if I'm man enough to ever put it on again. It's 1% capsaicin, so would be ideal for practical jones. Makes Icy Hot seem like a nice relaxing dip in a heated swimming pool. No shit. Stuff is no joke.
rebelp74 wrote:Assa get some Tiger Balm, it's pretty good shit. My wife got this herbal/mineral shit from thailand that works pretty good. I'll see if I can find some and send it your way.
cw1074 wrote:I'll have to find some of that. I have severe arthritis in my left shoulder and neck. I initially went to the doc thinking I was having a heart attack because the pain radiated down my left arm into my shoulder and down into my chest. An EKG showed no signs of heart trouble which was a relief, but pretty much means I get to deal with the pain for the rest of my life. I have a high tolerance for pain as long as I know what is causing it so I'll deal with it, but I will give this a shot too.
assateague wrote:Ok, moved on. My weed extract came today. Gonna give it a whirl, and hopefully it works. Not for just right now, but in the future. I can't very well run to the doctor every 3 months screaming for oxys, and I'll die if I keep taking this much ibuprofen and aleve, so need to find something, and people swear by this stuff. First dose a couple hours ago, pizza coming in a little bit.
assateague wrote:I see what you did thereWhile it has no "fun" effects, I will swear that it gave me cotton mouth like a mofo.
assateague wrote:Ok, moved on. My weed extract came today. Gonna give it a whirl, and hopefully it works. Not for just right now, but in the future. I can't very well run to the doctor every 3 months screaming for oxys, and I'll die if I keep taking this much ibuprofen and aleve, so need to find something, and people swear by this stuff. First dose a couple hours ago, next dose coming up in a bit.
assateague wrote:I googled it earlier, found it at some Canadian place, which claims they'll ship to the states. But I still worry about wrecking my liver. No shit, until this morning, I was putting down about 5,000mg a day, on top of 3 or 4 aleve. Keep looking in the mirror to see if I'm turning yellow.
Oddly enough, this weed stuff seems to be working very well, already.
assateague wrote:I googled it earlier, found it at some Canadian place, which claims they'll ship to the states. But I still worry about wrecking my liver. No shit, until this morning, I was putting down about 5,000mg a day, on top of 3 or 4 aleve. Keep looking in the mirror to see if I'm turning yellow.
Oddly enough, this weed stuff seems to be working very well, already.
assateague wrote:Maybe just psychosomatic, but it seems to be working great. No ibuprofen after about 9 yesterday morning, I slept all night for the first time in over a week, and right now it's barely a dull ache. Pretty impressed.
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