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Well dang

Postby 3legged_lab » Sat Mar 08, 2014 7:57 pm

Pissing on it only seemed to make matters worse. Looking to the left for birds out the window while steering with my knee and opening a bag of pretzels at the same time is apparently a bad way to drive.
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Re: Well dang

Postby AKPirate » Sat Mar 08, 2014 8:00 pm

3legged_lab wrote:Pissing on it only seemed to make matters worse. Looking to the left for birds out the window while steering with my knee and opening a bag of pretzels at the same time is apparently a bad way to drive.


At least it was pretzels and not peeps
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Re: Well dang

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Sat Mar 08, 2014 8:06 pm

Did that truck do something to make you mad? First you try to off it with a tree, and now this.

Either do the job right, or stop trying!
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Re: Well dang

Postby Tiler_J » Sat Mar 08, 2014 8:11 pm

Don't forget to replace your divots.
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Re: Well dang

Postby Woody » Sat Mar 08, 2014 8:21 pm

Good thing you had shovel.
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Re: Well dang

Postby waterfowlman » Sat Mar 08, 2014 8:30 pm

At least you got your exercise for today.
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Re: Well dang

Postby MuddyWaterWarlock » Sat Mar 08, 2014 9:22 pm

You need lockers.
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Re: Well dang

Postby Olly » Sat Mar 08, 2014 9:36 pm

I did that exact thing in my last truck looking for birds and everything. except I was opening the lid to a spit bottle. The only difference was I had to get a wrecker to get me out, my 4x4 went out trying to get it out.

I'll see if I can find the picture.
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Re: Well dang

Postby assateague » Sat Mar 08, 2014 9:38 pm

A Jeep wouldn't have got stuck.
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Re: Well dang

Postby waterfowlman » Sat Mar 08, 2014 10:03 pm

assateague wrote:A Jeep wouldn't have got stuck.


:lol: :lol: :lol: That's right.
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Re: Well dang

Postby Bufflehead » Sat Mar 08, 2014 10:15 pm

Last time I got stuck, my truck stayed in the middle of a NWR stuck up to the doors for three or four days. When I got back to it, the bears had climbed all over it. Had to have the refuge crowd pull me out with one of their pieces of equipment.
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Re: Well dang

Postby NuffDaddy » Sat Mar 08, 2014 10:18 pm

Shoulda bought a Chevy.
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Re: Well dang

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Sat Mar 08, 2014 10:19 pm

NuffDaddy wrote:Shoulda bought a Chevy.


Like yours? You think we'd forget?
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Re: Well dang

Postby NuffDaddy » Sat Mar 08, 2014 10:19 pm

Olly wrote:I did that exact thing in my last truck looking for birds and everything. except I was opening the lid to a spit bottle. The only difference was I had to get a wrecker to get me out, my 4x4 went out trying to get it out.

I'll see if I can find the picture.

The last two times I've been stuck the 4wd wouldn't work.
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Re: Well dang

Postby Olly » Sat Mar 08, 2014 10:20 pm

assateague wrote:A Jeep wouldn't have got stuck.


I've gotten the 3 Jeeps I've owned stuck more than any other car I've had.
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Re: Well dang

Postby NuffDaddy » Sat Mar 08, 2014 10:20 pm

Feelin' Fowl wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:Shoulda bought a Chevy.


Like yours? You think we'd forget?

That's a GM
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Re: Well dang

Postby NuffDaddy » Sat Mar 08, 2014 10:20 pm

And it only gets stuck when it breaks
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Re: Well dang

Postby Olly » Sat Mar 08, 2014 10:21 pm

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Re: Well dang

Postby NuffDaddy » Sat Mar 08, 2014 10:22 pm

Olly wrote:
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Now that's stuck
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Re: Well dang

Postby rebelp74 » Sat Mar 08, 2014 10:24 pm

Olly wrote:
assateague wrote:A Jeep wouldn't have got stuck.


I've gotten the 3 Jeeps I've owned stuck more than any other car I've had.

Probably only because you were willing to go into more sketchy places than with the other cars.
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Re: Well dang

Postby Olly » Sat Mar 08, 2014 10:24 pm

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Re: Well dang

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Sat Mar 08, 2014 10:28 pm

NuffDaddy wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:Shoulda bought a Chevy.


Like yours? You think we'd forget?

That's a GM


Same damn thing...
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Re: Well dang

Postby rebelp74 » Sat Mar 08, 2014 10:29 pm

Wish I could find some of the pics from the shit I did in the Bronco I used to have.
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Re: Well dang

Postby Olly » Sat Mar 08, 2014 10:31 pm

2nd Jeep before I installed lockers and bigger drivetrain/tires. MIss Jeeping sometimes, it just got to crazy expensive and I had to choose that or hunting.

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Re: Well dang

Postby NuffDaddy » Sat Mar 08, 2014 10:53 pm

Feelin' Fowl wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:Shoulda bought a Chevy.


Like yours? You think we'd forget?

That's a GM


Same damn thing...

Nope. It's cooler
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Re: Well dang

Postby 3legged_lab » Sat Mar 08, 2014 11:03 pm

Feelin' Fowl wrote:Did that truck do something to make you mad? First you try to off it with a tree, and now this.

Either do the job right, or stop trying!

Its no highway queen, I bought it to drive it.
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The only good the shovel did was filling in my divots
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Re: Well dang

Postby 3legged_lab » Sat Mar 08, 2014 11:10 pm

I only tried to drive it out for just a second, I didnt want to fuck up my buddy's levee road. I just called him to come pull me out, besides he owed me, ive pulled him out 3 times now.
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Re: Well dang

Postby QH's Paw » Sun Mar 09, 2014 12:33 am

NuffDaddy wrote:
Olly wrote:I did that exact thing in my last truck looking for birds and everything. except I was opening the lid to a spit bottle. The only difference was I had to get a wrecker to get me out, my 4x4 went out trying to get it out.

I'll see if I can find the picture.

The last two times I've been stuck the 4wd wouldn't work.

So, when you needed it ...................
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Re: Well dang

Postby NuffDaddy » Sun Mar 09, 2014 12:35 am

QH's Paw wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:
Olly wrote:I did that exact thing in my last truck looking for birds and everything. except I was opening the lid to a spit bottle. The only difference was I had to get a wrecker to get me out, my 4x4 went out trying to get it out.

I'll see if I can find the picture.

The last two times I've been stuck the 4wd wouldn't work.

So, when you needed it ...................

Yup. Last fall something broke in the linkage so it wouldn't engage when I was stuck in a mud hole duck hunting. Then this winter my dad snapped the drive shaft while we were up north at the cabin. Got out by ourselves in 2wd both times though.
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Re: Well dang

Postby AKPirate » Sun Mar 09, 2014 12:37 am

NuffDaddy wrote:
QH's Paw wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:
Olly wrote:I did that exact thing in my last truck looking for birds and everything. except I was opening the lid to a spit bottle. The only difference was I had to get a wrecker to get me out, my 4x4 went out trying to get it out.

I'll see if I can find the picture.

The last two times I've been stuck the 4wd wouldn't work.

So, when you needed it ...................

Yup. Last fall something broke in the linkage so it wouldn't engage when I was stuck in a mud hole duck hunting. Then this winter my dad snapped the drive shaft while we were up north at the cabin. Got out by ourselves in 2wd both times though.


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