Congrats Kim Jong Un

[AKPirate]

It was a landslide

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2014/03/10/north-korean-media-say-elections-completed-not-single-vote-cast-against-kim/?intcmp=latestnews

[bill herian]

Watch "Inside North Korea" with that hot asian broad. You won't know whether to laugh or cry.

[Mornin Beef]

Watch "Inside North Korea" with that hot asian broad. You won't know whether to laugh or cry while whackin it.

[AKPirate]

Watch "Inside North Korea" with that hot asian broad. You won't know whether to laugh or cry while whackin it.

[Olly]

Vice productions has a good NK film. It's crazy how isolated they still are.

[Olly]

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[Mornin Beef]

[AKPirate]

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God Bless America, what a difference

[assateague]

Those fuckers are crazy brainwashed, more than you can imagine. We had several who took over a year to convince that Seoul wasn't just a movie set, put up for their benefit, and that eating 3 meals a day wouldn't kill you.

Nut jobs, the lot of them.

[Mornin Beef]

being honest here, I thought it was a hand of friendship to hang with Rodman for awhile and then invite him back several times and get him super crocked. why shouldnt we give jong more money, oil and corn tomorrow, Rodman might want to visit again.

[Tomkat]

My favorite example is how when Dear Leader died they made everyone go outside and cry. They actually had monitors who would get your ass beat if you weren't sincere enough.

I bet Barry Obama is jealous of that kind of power over his sheeple.

[FlintRiverFowler]

Vice productions has a good NK film. It's crazy how isolated they still are.

That's the best one I've seen. That guy was such a dick to them. Idk how he didn't get jailed.

[FlintRiverFowler]

There's also a part two to that where he goes into Siberia where NK is selling its people into slavery to Russia. They're shipping them up there on trains and they think they are still in North Korea. It's fucked up.

[assateague]

There's also a part two to that where he goes into Siberia where NK is selling its people into slavery to Russia. They're shipping them up there on trains and they think they are still in North Korea. It's fucked up.

That the one where they work in logging camps?

[assateague]

Debriefed one guy who was in a reeducation camp for almost 25 years. How he was still alive, and strong enough to escape through China was anybody's guess. But when you hear firsthand just what that country's like, even down to the smallest little shit, it becomes obvious just how easily the human mind can be controlled. He was put there for having a radio which wasn't a State-approved radio. Meaning it got more than one station. All the radios and TVs, if you're lucky enough to have electricity or batteries, have to be from the government, and they only receive one channel/station. If you're caught with a bootleg radio or TV, smuggled in from China or japan or somewhere, that functions like a normal radio (as in, you can tune in different stations), it's off to the camps for you. He was actually sent there to die, but it's rare for them to actually kill people outright. They will just work them to death instead. Most of the folks in the camp lived off of rats and "vegetable stew", which he described as mostly grass and pine needles, mixed with a little rice. If I remember right, they only got somewhere around the equivalent of 1 1/2 cups of rice a day. Anything else they ate, they were on their own to find. He worked in a coal mine from sunup to sundown, and then had to sit in classes until almost midnight. 7 days a week, 365 days a year.They had electricity, but no heat. If they got caught burning wood, they were punished, because all the wood was supposed to go to the guards for their heat. If they got caught stealing coal, even one piece in their pocket, they were punished even more severely, which was usually just taking away their rice ration for a month or more. Might not sound like a big deal, but then you were 100% on your own, to find something to eat while working in a coal mine 15 hours a day or in a classroom hearing about the wonderful benefits of the People's Paradise. Like I said, how he survived that long was beyond any of us. He and a bunch of others escaped when Kim Il Sung, the OG Dear Leader, died in 94. Most of the guards had to go the state-sanctioned funeral show, and the ones that remained got drunk because the bosses were all gone. So they just walked out the door and headed north into China. I talked to him for almost 5 months, and never got tired of it. That shit was fascinating, in a morbid sort of way.

[FlintRiverFowler]

There's also a part two to that where he goes into Siberia where NK is selling its people into slavery to Russia. They're shipping them up there on trains and they think they are still in North Korea. It's fucked up.

That the one where they work in logging camps?

Yea did you see it?

[3legged_lab]

Debriefed one guy who was in a reeducation camp for almost 25 years. How he was still alive, and strong enough to escape through China was anybody's guess. But when you hear firsthand just what that country's like, even down to the smallest little shit, it becomes obvious just how easily the human mind can be controlled. He was put there for having a radio which wasn't a State-approved radio. Meaning it got more than one station. All the radios and TVs, if you're lucky enough to have electricity or batteries, have to be from the government, and they only receive one channel/station. If you're caught with a bootleg radio or TV, smuggled in from China or japan or somewhere, that functions like a normal radio (as in, you can tune in different stations), it's off to the camps for you. He was actually sent there to die, but it's rare for them to actually kill people outright. They will just work them to death instead. Most of the folks in the camp lived off of rats and "vegetable stew", which he described as mostly grass and pine needles, mixed with a little rice. If I remember right, they only got somewhere around the equivalent of 1 1/2 cups of rice a day. Anything else they ate, they were on their own to find. He worked in a coal mine from sunup to sundown, and then had to sit in classes until almost midnight. 7 days a week, 365 days a year.They had electricity, but no heat. If they got caught burning wood, they were punished, because all the wood was supposed to go to the guards for their heat. If they got caught stealing coal, even one piece in their pocket, they were punished even more severely, which was usually just taking away their rice ration for a month or more. Might not sound like a big deal, but then you were 100% on your own, to find something to eat while working in a coal mine 15 hours a day or in a classroom hearing about the wonderful benefits of the People's Paradise. Like I said, how he survived that long was beyond any of us. He and a bunch of others escaped when Kim Il Sung, the OG Dear Leader, died in 94. Most of the guards had to go the state-sanctioned funeral show, and the ones that remained got drunk because the bosses were all gone. So they just walked out the door and headed north into China. I talked to him for almost 5 months, and never got tired of it. That shit was fascinating, in a morbid sort of way.

Holy shit

[assateague]

There's also a part two to that where he goes into Siberia where NK is selling its people into slavery to Russia. They're shipping them up there on trains and they think they are still in North Korea. It's fucked up.

That the one where they work in logging camps?

Yea did you see it?

I did. All those guys are fucked in the head. If I remember right, they get, what, $300 a year to send home to their families or something crazy like that. But honestly, they have food, so they're better off than they would be at home. But they can't run away, or their families will be sent to the camps.

[jehler]

Meanwhile us guys here in the US debate the ethics of waters swatting ducks, group limits and shooting hens but stuff like that^ well, that's not out business and it would be to costly to try and help those people...

[Goldfish]

He casts the line...

[assateague]

This is one of the best ones I've come across. If you're ever bored, and have some time to kill, give it a watch. Skip ahead to 15:30- this guy didn't even commit any crime. He was put in a camp because of his father.

[3legged_lab]

Meanwhile us guys here in the US debate the ethics of waters swatting ducks, group limits and shooting hens but stuff like that^ well, that's not out business and it would be to costly to try and help those people...

Fine! Fuck! I'll stop water swatting hens if you want!

[FlintRiverFowler]

Meanwhile us guys here in the US debate the ethics of waters swatting ducks, group limits and shooting hens but stuff like that^ well, that's not out business and it would be to costly to try and help those people...

Fine! Fuck! I'll stop water swatting hens if you want!

Have we ever had a water swatting debate here?
I don't give two shits if other people do it but its not for me. But when you've got my scatter gun skills and can shoot better than Rex chapman there's no need to water swat.

[Olly]

Meanwhile us guys here in the US debate the ethics of waters swatting ducks, group limits and shooting hens but stuff like that^ well, that's not out business and it would be to costly to try and help those people...

Was your born name Moon Child Soft Water?