After 44 Years

[huntall6]

I often sit to pee because sitting is much more comfortable than standing. Especially when I wake up in the middle of the night.

The worst is when you try to play it safe, sit to pee with a semi and hose the back of your legs through the gap in the seat and bowl.

Good god I just woke the wife and kid up laughing!!

[RonE]

I often sit to pee because sitting is much more comfortable than standing. Especially when I wake up in the middle of the night.

Especially if still a little drunk. Dont have to turn on the lights and blind yourself.

theres been many of drunk nights i wish i could sit on a toilet instead of peeing in the hamper.

Really? You too?

[DeadEye_Dan]

I can't sit to pee, the bowl water is to cold.

[Mornin Beef]

I can't sit to pee, the bowl water is to cold.

like after a courtesy flush and the water rises up over the bowl?

[DeadEye_Dan]

What kind of limp-wristed fag courtesy flushes??

[capt1972]

What kind of limp-wristed fag courtesy flushes??

Hey jack, sometimes I can't stand myself, ok?

[FlintRiverFowler]

What kind of limp-wristed fag courtesy flushes??

I courtesy flush as a courtesy to myself. My shit be stankin.

[DeadEye_Dan]

I like to marinate in my aroma - i think "steeping" is the correct term.

[FlintRiverFowler]

I like to marinate in my aroma - i think "steeping" is the correct term.

I gag myself. Speaking of which in bout to go take a big ole deadeye and wipe my Dan right now. Feeling like a 5 flusher.

[Redbeard]

This thread reminds me of this. Two weeks ago we made up a shitter log and put it inside the bathroom stall. It was partly a joke and partly in protest to all the sign in/ sign out bullshit logs our supervisors have created around the office for other stuff.

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[FlintRiverFowler]

Hahahaha that's awesome

[assateague]

[Woody]

Think about how dirty that pen is.

[DeadEye_Dan]

Fantastic

[The Duck Hammer]

Good stuff Red. Lol

[Redbeard]

Think about how dirty that pen is.

until now only women have made that observation

[Flightstopper]

Excellent!

[rebelp74]

That's great!

[3legged_lab]

Think about how dirty that pen is.

Then you better never mind the seat which someone else's ass cheeks were just on.

[waterfowlman]

That's frigging hysterical Red.

[ManlyMan]

Assa I can fix that for you.

[assateague]

What are you gonna do, make me an oversized toilet?

[assateague]

Actually, what I've always wanted in my bathroom was one of the floor-length urinals.

[ManlyMan]

Ill give you the ol roto-rooter. Make it like when those wildfire helicopters dump water. Empty in 0.5 seconds.

[3legged_lab]

Actually, what I've always wanted in my bathroom was one of the floor-length urinals.

Me too. It would be a huge bonus with all these boys running around here pissing on the toilet seat.

[RonE]

Here you go Red, it is not just the Pacific Northwest that is fascinated by the toilet........ http://www.chinese-forums.com/index.php ... ats/page-4