Information not taught in high school...

[R. Chapman]

1.Law of Mechanical Repair- After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.

2.Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the universe.

3.Law of Probability - The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

4.Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal; someone always answers.

5.Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now.

6.Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone will ring.

7.Law of Close Encounters - The probability of meeting someone you know INCREASES dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

8.Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, IT WILL!!!

9.Law of Biomechanics- The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

10.Law of the Theater & Hockey Arena - At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies and stay to the bitter end of the performance. The aisle people also are very surly folk.

11.The Coffee Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

12.Murphy's Law of Lockers - If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

13.Law of Physical Surfaces - The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.

14.Law of Logical Argument - Anything is possible IF you don't know what you are talking about.

15.Law of Physical Appearance - If the clothes fit, they're ugly.

16.Law of Public Speaking -- A CLOSED MOUTH GATHERS NO FEET!

17.Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy - As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it OR the store will stop selling it!

18.Doctors' Law - If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there, you'll feel better. But don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.

If you don't forward this to your friends, your belly button will unscrew and your butt will fall off. Really... It's true. I read it on the Internet!

“IN GOD WE TRUST"

[T Man]

I thought you had a tantrum and were leaving?

[ducks~n~bucks]

He's not leaving yet, just when he finishes posting up all his guns. Probably because he doesn't want to post a video to prove to me he can lift the weight he says he can.

[R. Chapman]

He's not leaving yet, just when he finishes posting up all his guns. Probably because he doesn't want to post a video to prove to me he can lift the weight he says he can.

You don't get sarcasm, god damn it...

[ducks~n~bucks]

He's not leaving yet, just when he finishes posting up all his guns. Probably because he doesn't want to post a video to prove to me he can lift the weight he says he can.

You don't get sarcasm, god damn it...

Sarcasm about the weight? Or about leaving when your done with the guns? Also, no, I can't sense sarcasm in text. And rex, please don't try this without a spotter. I'm not asking you to kill yourself.

[R. Chapman]

He's not leaving yet, just when he finishes posting up all his guns. Probably because he doesn't want to post a video to prove to me he can lift the weight he says he can.

You don't get sarcasm, god damn it...

Sarcasm about the weight? Or about leaving when your done with the guns? Also, no, I can't sense sarcasm in text. And rex, please don't try this without a spotter. I'm not asking you to kill yourself.

For the weight, leaving? Ehhh, we'll see. I might change my mind.

[ducks~n~bucks]

He's not leaving yet, just when he finishes posting up all his guns. Probably because he doesn't want to post a video to prove to me he can lift the weight he says he can.

You don't get sarcasm, god damn it...

Sarcasm about the weight? Or about leaving when your done with the guns? Also, no, I can't sense sarcasm in text. And rex, please don't try this without a spotter. I'm not asking you to kill yourself.

For the weight, leaving? Ehhh, we'll see. I might change my mind.

Fucking comma. Is that "For the weight. As for leaving, we'll see..."?

[R. Chapman]

He's not leaving yet, just when he finishes posting up all his guns. Probably because he doesn't want to post a video to prove to me he can lift the weight he says he can.

You don't get sarcasm, god damn it...

Sarcasm about the weight? Or about leaving when your done with the guns? Also, no, I can't sense sarcasm in text. And rex, please don't try this without a spotter. I'm not asking you to kill yourself.

For the weight, leaving? Ehhh, we'll see. I might change my mind.

Fucking comma. Is that "For the weight. As for leaving, we'll see..."?

Yep, my bad...

[ducks~n~bucks]

Yep, my bad...

Wasn't trying to be a dick, just honestly wasn't sure if I was comprehending what you were saying.

[R. Chapman]

Yep, my bad...

Wasn't trying to be a dick, just honestly wasn't sure if I was comprehending what you were saying.

I could two shits if you were a dick. I have to deal with Boot and Reb!

[goodkarmarising]

There is a lot that is not taught in high school.

[(MT)Montanafowler]

what was the weight claim?

[T Man]

what was the weight claim?

Somewhere around 500 lbs all while outshooting Tom Knapp and fending off a grizzly bear with a cheap rifle that shoots 1/4 moa at 1000 yards or something like that. The bullshit all tends to flow together now.

[Eric Haynes]

what was the weight claim?

Somewhere around 500 lbs all while outshooting Tom Knapp and fending off a grizzly bear with a cheap rifle that shoots 1/4 moa at 1000 yards or something like that. The bullshit all tends to flow together now.

Rex claimed he can squat 500?

[FlintRiverFowler]

what was the weight claim?

Somewhere around 500 lbs all while outshooting Tom Knapp and fending off a grizzly bear with a cheap rifle that shoots 1/4 moa at 1000 yards or something like that. The bullshit all tends to flow together now.

Rex claimed he can squat 500?

Curls

[(MT)Montanafowler]

you have got to be fucking kidding me

[R. Chapman]

Oh for fucks sake!

[FlintRiverFowler]

Oh for fucks sake!

Unfortunately that does get old. Especially when it doesn't make sense to say it.

[R. Chapman]

Oh for fucks sake!

Unfortunately that does get old. Especially when it doesn't make sense to say it.

It does make sense...

[ducks~n~bucks]

what was the weight claim?

175 Bench x5

260 Squat x10

410 Deadlift x5

230 Clean x10

230 Front Squat x10

1 Mile run in under 6 first thing in the morning, every morning. Still working on the bench, not the best at it but getting there.

[assateague]

Apparently I haven't spent enough time in a gym. What is the difference between a squat and a front squat?

[FlintRiverFowler]

Apparently I haven't spent enough time in a gym. What is the difference between a squat and a front squat?

Same as a butt and a front butt.

[assateague]

How the fuck do you squat backwards?

[The Duck Hammer]

How the fuck do you squat backwards?

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[AKPirate]

How the fuck do you squat backwards?

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Wonder if he runs as fast as an ostrich?

[ducks~n~bucks]

Apparently I haven't spent enough time in a gym. What is the difference between a squat and a front squat?

Squat is referring to back squat, where you rest the weight acros your back.

Front squat is when you rest the weight across your chest.

[T Man]

Thank goodness I was blessed with a big dick. I can't imagine doing all that work just to pick up chicks.

[ducks~n~bucks]

Thank goodness I was blessed with a big dick. I can't imagine doing all that work just to pick up chicks.

I don't do it to pick up chicks, I play sports. As soon as I'm out of H.S. I'm done working out. Rex on the other hand, I have no idea why he works out...

[FlintRiverFowler]

Thank goodness I was blessed with a big dick. I can't imagine doing all that work just to pick up chicks.

I don't do it to pick up chicks, I play sports. As soon as I'm out of H.S. I'm done working out. Rex on the other hand, I have no idea why he works out...

Probly to fend off all the people who try to kick his ass constantly.

[3legged_lab]

Thank goodness I was blessed with a big dick. I can't imagine doing all that work just to pick up chicks.

Ahh, the old 115 pound roofie lift.