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Re: Missing plane theories

Postby The Duck Hammer » Thu Mar 13, 2014 2:51 pm

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Dammit that's What I was gonna post. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Missing Flight 370 theories

Postby bill herian » Thu Mar 13, 2014 3:00 pm

The title of the thread is "missing flight 370 theories", but in DH's reply above, the title is "Missing plane theories".

Olly. What the fuck is going on here? I come here for consistency, Olly.
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Re: Missing Flight 370 theories

Postby The Duck Hammer » Thu Mar 13, 2014 3:04 pm

Looks like Olly changed the title after the first reply cause everybody with the dumbass alien guy's picture has Missing Plane theories.
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Re: Bill's Missing Flight 370 theories

Postby capt1972 » Thu Mar 13, 2014 3:12 pm

bill herian wrote:The title of the thread is "missing flight 370 theories", but in DH's reply above, the title is "Missing plane theories".

Olly. What the fuck is going on here? I come here for consistency, Olly.
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Re: god damned conspiracy

Postby jehler » Thu Mar 13, 2014 3:15 pm

who here believes twa flight 800 wasn't shot down by a missile?
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Re: Missing Flight 370 theories

Postby FlintRiverFowler » Thu Mar 13, 2014 3:34 pm

jehler wrote:who here believes twa flight 800 wasn't shot down by a missile?

Was too young to know the facts and never read about it.
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Re: Missing Flight 370 theories

Postby jehler » Thu Mar 13, 2014 3:37 pm

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jehler wrote:who here believes twa flight 800 wasn't shot down by a missile?

Was too young to know the facts and never read about it.

look into it, one of the most blatant cover ups I am aware of
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Re: Missing Flight 370 theories

Postby capt1972 » Thu Mar 13, 2014 3:39 pm

jehler wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:
jehler wrote:who here believes twa flight 800 wasn't shot down by a missile?

Was too young to know the facts and never read about it.

look into it, one of the most blatant cover ups I am aware of

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Re: Missing Flight 370 theories

Postby Tiler_J » Thu Mar 13, 2014 3:47 pm

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Re: Missing Flight 370 theories

Postby waterfowlman » Thu Mar 13, 2014 4:12 pm

assateague wrote:I read a book about 4 years ago, I think it was by Vince Flynn, one of those spy novels/save the world type novels. In it, a terrorist group arranged to hijack an airliner exactly this way, landed it on a small airstrip in central Africa, repainted it as a British Airways flight, and rigged up a counterfeit transponder. Then a nuke was loaded on board, and it was headed to New York. Of course the hero saved the day, but it's sort of creepy how this happened.


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Re: god damned conspiracy

Postby waterfowlman » Thu Mar 13, 2014 4:16 pm

jehler wrote:who here believes twa flight 800 wasn't shot down by a missile?


That happened just off the south shore of where I grew up on eastern Long Island. I know people who saw it happen. It was summer time and there were dozens of eye witnesses on the beach who swear they saw a missle going up from the ocean towards that flight.
Government did a good job of covering that one up.
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Re: Missing Flight 370 theories

Postby jehler » Thu Mar 13, 2014 4:19 pm

waterfowlman wrote:
jehler wrote:who here believes twa flight 800 wasn't shot down by a missile?


That happened just off the south shore of where I grew up on eastern Long Island. I know people who saw it happen. It was summer time and there were dozens of eye witnesses on the beach who swear they saw a missle going up from the ocean towards that flight.
Government did a good job of covering that one up.
yep, and they did a poor job of covering their tracks, I can't figure out why?
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Re: Missing Flight 370 theories

Postby assateague » Thu Mar 13, 2014 4:22 pm

Deltaman wrote:
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capt1972 wrote:
assateague wrote:In China? That's just stupid.

Supposedly.



Apparently they weren't aware that China and Iran are good friends. Their asylum would've been short lived. :lol:


Seems like there was mention of them seeking Asylum in France or Germany, not China.



But that flight was going to China. If you're going to steal a passport and seek asylum in France or Germany, why not catch a flight to France or Germany?
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Re: Missing plane theories

Postby (MT)Montanafowler » Thu Mar 13, 2014 5:43 pm

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(MT)Montanafowler wrote:Image


Dammit that's What I was gonna post. :lol: :lol: :lol:


I knew I had to be quick on the draw to beat the other 6 fuckers who were thinking the same damn thing! :lol:
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Re: Missing plane theories

Postby Olly » Thu Mar 13, 2014 5:44 pm

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I knew I had to be quick on the draw to beat the other 6 fuckers who were thinking the same damn thing! :lol:


Because of course talking about the actual thread topic would be to lame.

Can you get any cooler?
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Re: Missing plane theories

Postby (MT)Montanafowler » Thu Mar 13, 2014 5:46 pm

Olly wrote:Because of course talking about the actual thread topic would be to lame.

Can you get any cooler?


sorry Olly, here's a response:

I think the plane was hijacked.
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Re: Missing Flight 370 theories

Postby Olly » Thu Mar 13, 2014 6:32 pm

Some kid has a theory about slow decompression that caused everyone on the plane to just fall asleep and allow the plane to continue flying off course until it ran out of fuel then possibly glided into the ocean.

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/03 ... _hp_ref=uk
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Re: Missing Flight 370 theories

Postby AKPirate » Thu Mar 13, 2014 6:47 pm

Watched a show on Nova last night and that plane went into a stall and then steep dive into the ocean.
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Re: Missing Flight 370 theories

Postby jehler » Thu Mar 13, 2014 6:51 pm

AKPirate wrote:Watched a show on Nova last night and that plane went into a stall and then steep dive into the ocean.
what plane?
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Re: Missing Flight 370 theories

Postby AKPirate » Thu Mar 13, 2014 6:53 pm

jehler wrote:
AKPirate wrote:Watched a show on Nova last night and that plane went into a stall and then steep dive into the ocean.
what plane?


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Re: Missing Flight 370 theories

Postby AKPirate » Thu Mar 13, 2014 6:57 pm

Flying from Brazil into the Atlantic and maybe hit a supercell that formed ice.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_France_Flight_447
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Re: Missing Flight 370 theories

Postby Woody » Thu Mar 13, 2014 7:10 pm

Olly wrote:Some kid has a theory about slow decompression that caused everyone on the plane to just fall asleep and allow the plane to continue flying off course until it ran out of fuel then possibly glided into the ocean.

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/03 ... _hp_ref=uk


The alarms would have gone off, and the masks would have fallen.

And why did the beacon turn off?
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Re: Missing Flight 370 theories

Postby Olly » Thu Mar 13, 2014 7:12 pm

Woody wrote:
Olly wrote:Some kid has a theory about slow decompression that caused everyone on the plane to just fall asleep and allow the plane to continue flying off course until it ran out of fuel then possibly glided into the ocean.

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/03 ... _hp_ref=uk


The alarms would have gone off, and the masks would have fallen.

And why did the beacon turn off?



Someone didn't read the article. Both of those questions were literally brought up in the first paragraph.

I don't buy it but it's a theory that is gaining ground I think.
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Re: Missing Flight 370 theories

Postby Mornin Beef » Thu Mar 13, 2014 7:20 pm

I just read a report that said some guy named pilot was seen hanging out with an jewish man named harvey wallbanger right before taking off. turns out harvey wallbanger is a pakastani spy.
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Re: Missing Flight 370 theories

Postby aunt betty » Thu Mar 13, 2014 8:15 pm

It was DB Cooper and this time when he jumped...his chute got swept up into the tail which caused destructive vibrations. The tail sheared off and the aircraft broke up into pieces.
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Re: Missing Flight 370 theories

Postby assateague » Thu Mar 13, 2014 8:16 pm

Olly wrote:Some kid has a theory about slow decompression that caused everyone on the plane to just fall asleep and allow the plane to continue flying off course until it ran out of fuel then possibly glided into the ocean.

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/03 ... _hp_ref=uk



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Re: Missing Flight 370 theories

Postby aunt betty » Thu Mar 13, 2014 8:17 pm

Yeah jehler, I always thought a missile shot down flight 800. Seems like someone had a videotape of the missile. Then something else happened and it was forgotten old news.
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Re: Missing plane theories

Postby The Duck Hammer » Thu Mar 13, 2014 8:18 pm

Olly wrote:
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I knew I had to be quick on the draw to beat the other 6 fuckers who were thinking the same damn thing! :lol:


Because of course talking about the actual thread topic would be to lame.

Can you get any cooler?


Its as valid a theory as any. Just sayin.
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Re: Missing Flight 370 theories

Postby 3legged_lab » Thu Mar 13, 2014 8:25 pm

jehler wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:
jehler wrote:who here believes twa flight 800 wasn't shot down by a missile?

Was too young to know the facts and never read about it.

look into it, one of the most blatant cover ups I am aware of

"...I am aware of" that's what gives this statement the credibility it needed.
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Re: Missing Flight 370 theories

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Thu Mar 13, 2014 8:36 pm

I think it probably crashed into the ocean.
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