Missing Flight 370 theories

[waterfowlman]

I think it probably crashed into the ocean.

I think the aliens beamed it up through a wormhole.

[QH's Paw]

It's sitting on one of our old air strips, in Vietnam. The info givien by Vietnam is all false and, everyone is a fool to belive those fuckers. Don't any of you online fucks remember Charlie and the things he did in the past.

[3legged_lab]

I'll probably sound like a dick for this, but I dont care where it is.

If it sank, its gone. If it got jacked, its gone. Its gone.

[Tiler_J]

I'll probably sound like a dick for this, but I dont care where it is.

If it sank, its gone. If it got jacked, its gone. Its gone.

DICK!

[QH's Paw]

I'm just bummed about the 4 Americans. I'm not as big a dick as .......

[AKPirate]

I'm just bummed about the 4 Americans. I'm not as big a dick as .......

that fuckin jackass Tripod...

[MuddyWaterWarlock]

I don't know.

[3legged_lab]

I don't know.

You could be a news reporter with that much insight.

[Olly]

I don't know.

You could be a news reporter with that much insight.

All he'd have to do is repeat I don't know once and hour and he'd be a shoe in.

[MuddyWaterWarlock]

I don't know.

You could be a news reporter with that much insight.

Maybe or maybe not, possibly also, but most probably not, some of the time.

[3legged_lab]

I don't know.

You could be a news reporter with that much insight.

All he'd have to do is repeat I don't know once and hour and he'd be a shoe in.

Nah, on second thought they wouldn't display that kind of honesty.

[DeadEye_Dan]

If only Liam Neeson's daughter would have been on that flight. Dammit.

[aunt betty]

Don't think it crashed into the ocean. Why?

If you were a pilot, co-pilot, flight engineer, or navigator and KNEW the plane was going down...at some point one of them four is going to be screaming "Mayday Mayday" into the radio and giving a position. I can't imagine knowing you're going down and not calling for help. That plane will be found. No doubt about that.

And Olly. Jet engines dont use aviation gas.
Jet fuel is more like diesel or fuel oil.

[assateague]

It could've been hijacked, and THEN crashed in the ocean. 50/50.

[Olly]

It could've been hijacked, and THEN crashed in the ocean. 50/50.

It could have crashed into the ocean then hijacked by Somali pirates and rowed to skull island. 50/50

[DeadEye_Dan]

The airline probably wrecked it for the insurance money

[jehler]

If dr who isn't involved in the shenanigans I'll be extremely surprised

[assateague]

It could've been hijacked, and THEN crashed in the ocean. 50/50.

It could have crashed into the ocean then hijacked by Somali pirates and rowed to skull island. 50/50

Those fucking pirates again.

If you've never read a book called Pirates of Somalia, I'd recommend it. It gets sort of dry in places, but is a pretty damn good read about what they're all about. Although I still can't comprehend how they can commandeer an oil tanker with a little wooden ship with a bunch of skinnies all hopped up on khat.

[waterfowlman]

It could've been hijacked, and THEN crashed in the ocean. 50/50.

It could have crashed into the ocean then hijacked by Somali pirates and rowed to skull island. 50/50

Those fucking pirates again.

If you've never read a book called Pirates of Somalia, I'd recommend it. It gets sort of dry in places, but is a pretty damn good read about what they're all about. Although I still can't comprehend how they can commandeer an oil tanker with a little wooden ship with a bunch of skinnies all hopped up on khat.

Ten years ago I begged my boss to let me put together a "death ship" to cruise off the Somali coast. My proposal was to buy an old Greek freighter, put my guys on it and cruise off the Somali coast at 6 knots armed to the max. We could approach freighters insurance companies to underwrite the venture and then increase our rates as our successes became known. They were rerouting their ships hundreds of miles off course to avoid that area costing them millions of dollars each year.
He shot me down repeatedly. Now it's big business and he's recently admitted that it was a good idea.

[assateague]

Same here. I wanted start a company doing the same thing, and name it "Redwater", but no takers.

[DeadEye_Dan]

Those fucking pirates again...
Although I still can't comprehend how they can commandeer an oil tanker with a little wooden ship with a bunch of skinnies all hopped up on khat.

Really? The tanker was unarmed.

Sort of makes you wonder what the Pirates in the government have planned as they chip away at the 2A doesn't it??

[assateague]

Most of those freighters have weapons on board (at least the ones in the book did), but they were always under orders from the insurance carriers to not use them.

Sort of makes you wonder about the Maersk Alabama deal a little bit. I've heard a few conspiracy theories about that one, that it was intended to get pirated, so our Navy could "practice". While I generally discount conspiracies, there are some things about that that are a little "odd". Like it was the one and only ship that we used SEALs to take back. And that it was pirated a SECOND time, but the pirates were repelled using a new, at the time, sonic weapon, almost like an R&D platform. And now recently two former SEALs who were working security on the ship were found dead in their room,on the ship, of an apparent drug overdose. Really?

[FlintRiverFowler]

Most of those freighters have weapons on board (at least the ones in the book did), but they were always under orders from the insurance carriers to not use them.

Sort of makes you wonder about the Maersk Alabama deal a little bit. I've heard a few conspiracy theories about that one, that it was intended to get pirated, so our Navy could "practice". While I generally discount conspiracies, there are some things about that that are a little "odd". Like it was the one and only ship that we used SEALs to take back. And that it was pirated a SECOND time, but the pirates were repelled using a new, at the time, sonic weapon, almost like an R&D platform. And now recently two former SEALs who were working security on the ship were found dead in their room,on the ship, of an apparent drug overdose. Really?

They did the whole thing so they could make a movie about it starring Tom hanks. Don't you know anything? The bilderberg group is right in there with the Jews of Hollywood. They use the media and subliminal messages in songs and movies to mind fuck everybody. And look how well it's working.

[AKPirate]

Wow, that some drastic changes

The New York Times, quoting American officials and others familiar with the investigation, said radar signals recorded by the Malaysian military appear to show the airliner climbing to 45,000 feet (about 13,700 meters), higher than a Boeing 777's approved limit, soon after it disappeared from civilian radar, and making a sharp turn to the west. The radar track then shows the plane descending unevenly to an altitude of 23,000 feet (7,000 meters), below normal cruising levels, before rising again and flying northwest over the Strait of Malacca toward the Indian Ocean, the Times reported.

[Tiler_J]

Wow, that some drastic changes

The New York Times, quoting American officials and others familiar with the investigation, said radar signals recorded by the Malaysian military appear to show the airliner climbing to 45,000 feet (about 13,700 meters), higher than a Boeing 777's approved limit, soon after it disappeared from civilian radar, and making a sharp turn to the west. The radar track then shows the plane descending unevenly to an altitude of 23,000 feet (7,000 meters), below normal cruising levels, before rising again and flying northwest over the Strait of Malacca toward the Indian Ocean, the Times reported.

Did it land in the Ukraine? Or is this in the wrong thread?

[AKPirate]

Wow, that some drastic changes

The New York Times, quoting American officials and others familiar with the investigation, said radar signals recorded by the Malaysian military appear to show the airliner climbing to 45,000 feet (about 13,700 meters), higher than a Boeing 777's approved limit, soon after it disappeared from civilian radar, and making a sharp turn to the west. The radar track then shows the plane descending unevenly to an altitude of 23,000 feet (7,000 meters), below normal cruising levels, before rising again and flying northwest over the Strait of Malacca toward the Indian Ocean, the Times reported.

Did it land in the Ukraine? Or is this in the wrong thread?

How did that happen?

[Olly]

I noticed you're slightly handicapped so I moved it for you.

[aunt betty]

HOW TO STEAL A BOEING 777.
http://www.businessinsider.com/heres-ho ... 777-2014-3

[aunt betty]

It's a 109.9 million dollar aircraft.
Read the link and it would seem that expanding the search is not the proper way to go about this. That plane is less than 1000 miles from where it took off imo. It's in a hanger getting stripped. The passengers and crew...you say it.

Make a list of facilities capable of hiding a 777 within 1200 miles of where the plane took off and start eliminating them one by one.

[AKPirate]

I noticed you're slightly handicapped so I moved it for you.

Danke, multitasking