Missing Flight 370 theories

[Tiler_J]

I look for DOD installations to up their FPCON to at least Bravo within the next day.

English damn it! Speak English!

Force protection levels upgraded at US military facilities, kapisch dickweed?

Better, got most of it. All except the last two words, fucker!

[3geese4me]

I look for DOD installations to up their FPCON to at least Bravo within the next day.

English damn it! Speak English!

Force protection levels upgraded at US military facilities, kapisch dickweed?

Yep!

[AKPirate]

I look for DOD installations to up their FPCON to at least Bravo within the next day.

English damn it! Speak English!

Force protection levels upgraded at US military facilities, kapisch dickweed?

Better, got most of it. All except the last two words, fucker!

[quacknstack6]

It could've been hijacked, and THEN crashed in the ocean. 50/50.

It could have crashed into the ocean then hijacked by Somali pirates and rowed to skull island. 50/50

Those fucking pirates again.

If you've never read a book called Pirates of Somalia, I'd recommend it. It gets sort of dry in places, but is a pretty damn good read about what they're all about. Although I still can't comprehend how they can commandeer an oil tanker with a little wooden ship with a bunch of skinnies all hopped up on khat.

Been there and seen it, Khat is as dangerous of a drug as heroin stateside. Not something I would want to mess with, also they have nothing to lose. If I remember correctly you recommended that book to me and it is spot on to that area, people out that way are fucking nuts.

[assateague]

It's a airplane load of Asians! They obviously went to Disney land. Duh! Bet they are snapping photos on Its A Small World right now.

You'd think with all those Asians, at least a few of them would've taken some pictures.

[AKPirate]

It's a airplane load of Asians! They obviously went to Disney land. Duh! Bet they are snapping photos on Its A Small World right now.

You'd think with all those Asians, at least a few of them would've taken some pictures.

[Feelin' Fowl]

I have put out fires in nuke silos

Bet you didn't get a bronze star for it.

What do you have to do for a gold star? Unclog the toilet?


























Kidding! Congratulations 3g! Makes me wonder how often something like that happens, someone saves the day in a big way, and the public has no idea.

[aunt betty]

News just said it was hijacked

It's probably buried in Aunt Bettys back yard by now.

When the wife and I dug the hole for our join pond we hit metal about two feet down. Either its a safe or the roof of a car. We dug a hole six by three and about two feet deep. SOMETHING is buried back there. My wife thinks it's Ken's gold.
Ken was former owner.
He was a hermit. Ex-navy lieutenant living on a pension. He had a half million dollars in the bank when he died.

Reminds me of that captain on Barney Miller. Lived in a one room efficiency and saved his money for 35 years.

[aunt betty]

Koi pond* stupid smarttarded fon

[FlintRiverFowler]

News just said it was hijacked

It's probably buried in Aunt Bettys back yard by now.

When the wife and I dug the hole for our join pond we hit metal about two feet down. Either its a safe or the roof of a car. We dug a hole six by three and about two feet deep. SOMETHING is buried back there. My wife thinks it's Ken's gold.
Ken was former owner.
He was a hermit. Ex-navy lieutenant living on a pension. He had a half million dollars in the bank when he died.

Reminds me of that captain on Barney Miller. Lived in a one room efficiency and saved his money for 35 years.

It's probably your septic tank.
Go dig it up.

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[aunt betty]

News just said it was hijacked

It's probably buried in Aunt Bettys back yard by now.

When the wife and I dug the hole for our join pond we hit metal about two feet down. Either its a safe or the roof of a car. We dug a hole six by three and about two feet deep. SOMETHING is buried back there. My wife thinks it's Ken's gold.
Ken was former owner.
He was a hermit. Ex-navy lieutenant living on a pension. He had a half million dollars in the bank when he died.

Reminds me of that captain on Barney Miller. Lived in a one room efficiency and saved his money for 35 years.

It's probably your septic tank.
Go dig it up.

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The sewer treatment plant is 1/4 mile away. Why the fuck would there be a septic tank?
Try again. Its gold I tell ya!

[aunt betty]

Someone said that flight 370 got found. Can't confirm it.
Lies. ..all lies.

[jehler]

last I knew, major runways are 36 inches thick at each end and 18 inches in the middle to handle the weight of these planes.

One of the things we did in the Army was build dirt airfields. Requires a lot of compaction.

Saw it on Modern Marvels, just passing it along.

I believe you and wasn't contradicting you

no problem. Also, I would imagine landing on dirt would suck up all kinds of shit into the engines. I don't see how the plane would be flyable again.

runways are built that thick to withstand the abuse of non stop landings, not because a plane requires it to be that thick or it will fall through or something. Planes can land on dirt/gravel runways any plane, hell, I remember the space shuttle landing on a dirt runway

[Olly]

I think we're slowly getting our duck hunting friends to come in, I've been working on things behind the scenes with the forum. Tonight I'll get the mail server setup so users have to register by having a link sent to their emails first. This will allow me to protect the board from spammers and keep a email record of people that sign up.

If anyone has any suggestions let me know.

This is the dumbest thing you've said. If you think there is gold in your backyard why haven't you dug it up?

[FlintRiverFowler]

I think we're slowly getting our duck hunting friends to come in, I've been working on things behind the scenes with the forum. Tonight I'll get the mail server setup so users have to register by having a link sent to their emails first. This will allow me to protect the board from spammers and keep a email record of people that sign up.

If anyone has any suggestions let me know.

This is the dumbest thing you've said. If you think there is gold in your backyard why haven't you dug it up?

At least you admit when you say something dumb...
Quote glitch selfie fail

[aunt betty]

I think we're slowly getting our duck hunting friends to come in, I've been working on things behind the scenes with the forum. Tonight I'll get the mail server setup so users have to register by having a link sent to their emails first. This will allow me to protect the board from spammers and keep a email record of people that sign up.

If anyone has any suggestions let me know.

This is the dumbest thing you've said. If you think there is gold in your backyard why haven't you dug it up?

This is an internet chat forum. Either start having mods delete untrue stuff or tolerate me bullshitting you from time to time.

Gold...lol. I have sold a lease to the Hoffman crew for $75k.

[Olly]

I think we're slowly getting our duck hunting friends to come in, I've been working on things behind the scenes with the forum. Tonight I'll get the mail server setup so users have to register by having a link sent to their emails first. This will allow me to protect the board from spammers and keep a email record of people that sign up.

If anyone has any suggestions let me know.

This is the dumbest thing you've said. If you think there is gold in your backyard why haven't you dug it up?

This is an internet chat forum. Either start having mods delete untrue stuff or tolerate me bullshitting you from time to time.

Gold...lol. I have sold a lease to the Hoffman crew for $75k.

Oh you were joking? See AB you're so damn crazy that you can't make jokes because no matter how absurd of something you say with you I'd really think you'd believe it.

[FlintRiverFowler]

[quote="capt1972"]last I knew, major runways are 36 inches thick at each end and 18 inches in the middle to handle the weight of these planes.

One of the things we did in the Army was build dirt airfields. Requires a lot of compaction.

Saw it on Modern Marvels, just passing it along.

I believe you and wasn't contradicting you

no problem. Also, I would imagine landing on dirt would suck up all kinds of shit into the engines. I don't see how the plane would be flyable again.

runways are built that thick to withstand the abuse of non stop landings, not because a plane requires it to be that thick or it will fall through or something. Planes can land on dirt/gravel runways any plane, hell, I remember the space shuttle landing on a dirt runway[/quote]
This.
But taking off on that shit could possibly be a different story. The Boeing manual recommends against induction of terra-firma into the turbines.

[aunt betty]

I think we're slowly getting our duck hunting friends to come in, I've been working on things behind the scenes with the forum. Tonight I'll get the mail server setup so users have to register by having a link sent to their emails first. This will allow me to protect the board from spammers and keep a email record of people that sign up.

If anyone has any suggestions let me know.

This is the dumbest thing you've said. If you think there is gold in your backyard why haven't you dug it up?

This is an internet chat forum. Either start having mods delete untrue stuff or tolerate me bullshitting you from time to time.

Gold...lol. I have sold a lease to the Hoffman crew for $75k.

Oh you were joking? See AB you're so damn crazy that you can't make jokes because no matter how absurd of something you say with you I'd really think you'd believe it.

And you believed it.
Believing anything I say to you after you've defined me as nutty...is crazy.
You are crazier than me.

Think about it fool.

[Olly]

I think we're slowly getting our duck hunting friends to come in, I've been working on things behind the scenes with the forum. Tonight I'll get the mail server setup so users have to register by having a link sent to their emails first. This will allow me to protect the board from spammers and keep a email record of people that sign up.

If anyone has any suggestions let me know.

This is the dumbest thing you've said. If you think there is gold in your backyard why haven't you dug it up?

This is an internet chat forum. Either start having mods delete untrue stuff or tolerate me bullshitting you from time to time.

Gold...lol. I have sold a lease to the Hoffman crew for $75k.

Oh you were joking? See AB you're so damn crazy that you can't make jokes because no matter how absurd of something you say with you I'd really think you'd believe it.

And you believed it.
Believing anything I say to you after you've defined me as nutty...is crazy.
You are crazier than me.

Think about it fool.

My point was AB I think that you're literally crazy enough to really believe that you have gold in your back yard. I never believed it, I just said I wouldn't be surprised if you did.

If you told me God spoke to you when you opened the freezer this morning I would believe that YOU believed it.

[aunt betty]

[quote="Olly"]I think we're slowly getting our duck hunting friends to come in, I've been working on things behind the scenes with the forum. Tonight I'll get the mail server setup so users have to register by having a link sent to their emails first. This will allow me to protect the board from spammers and keep a email record of people that sign up.

If anyone has any suggestions let me know.

This is the dumbest thing you've said. If you think there is gold in your backyard why haven't you dug it up?

This is an internet chat forum. Either start having mods delete untrue stuff or tolerate me bullshitting you from time to time.

Gold...lol. I have sold a lease to the Hoffman crew for $75k.

Oh you were joking? See AB you're so damn crazy that you can't make jokes because no matter how absurd of something you say with you I'd really think you'd believe it.

And you believed it.
Believing anything I say to you after you've defined me as nutty...is crazy.
You are crazier than me.

Think about it fool.

My point was AB I think that you're literally crazy enough to really believe that you have gold in your back yard. I never believed it, I just said I wouldn't be surprised if you did.

If you told me God spoke to you when you opened the freezer this morning I would believe that YOU believed it.[/quote]
In about 25 years you will graduate to my kind of crazy. Problem is I will be gone and you won't be able to use the technique of comparison to justify that you ain't "betty crazy" .
You'll get there.

[3legged_lab]

[quote="AKPirate"][quote="capt1972"]last I knew, major runways are 36 inches thick at each end and 18 inches in the middle to handle the weight of these planes.

One of the things we did in the Army was build dirt airfields. Requires a lot of compaction.

Saw it on Modern Marvels, just passing it along.

I believe you and wasn't contradicting you

no problem. Also, I would imagine landing on dirt would suck up all kinds of shit into the engines. I don't see how the plane would be flyable again.

runways are built that thick to withstand the abuse of non stop landings, not because a plane requires it to be that thick or it will fall through or something. Planes can land on dirt/gravel runways any plane, hell, I remember the space shuttle landing on a dirt runway[/quote]
This.
But taking off on that shit could possibly be a different story. The Boeing manual recommends against induction of terra-firma into the turbines.[/quote]
Haha. I pictured you adjusting your pocket protector and pushing up your glasses when I read this in the voice of the scientist on the Simpson's.

[FlintRiverFowler]

[quote="capt1972"][quote="AKPirate"][quote="capt1972"]last I knew, major runways are 36 inches thick at each end and 18 inches in the middle to handle the weight of these planes.

One of the things we did in the Army was build dirt airfields. Requires a lot of compaction.

Saw it on Modern Marvels, just passing it along.

I believe you and wasn't contradicting you

no problem. Also, I would imagine landing on dirt would suck up all kinds of shit into the engines. I don't see how the plane would be flyable again.

runways are built that thick to withstand the abuse of non stop landings, not because a plane requires it to be that thick or it will fall through or something. Planes can land on dirt/gravel runways any plane, hell, I remember the space shuttle landing on a dirt runway[/quote]
This.
But taking off on that shit could possibly be a different story. The Boeing manual recommends against induction of terra-firma into the turbines.[/quote]
Haha. I pictured you adjusting your pocket protector and pushing up your glasses when I read this in the voice of the scientist on the Simpson's.[/quote]
Long story but my uncle said it to me once, when talking about buzzing a beach. He's a 767 pilot for delta but also a known crazy person. Back when i was a kid we used to take my granddads plane out and do a lot of low altitude passes over friends and family's houses. Called it buzzing.

[aunt betty]

It was a micro-nuclear device. The blast created a black hole and the plane was sucked in.

[aunt betty]

On the serious side...
Freescale Semiconductors had 20+ passengers on the airplane. The two guys with fake passports...its rumored that they are
top engineers for the same company.
I want to know everything about them two.

[assateague]

I for one am tired of hearing about the fucking thing. Get back to me when you've figured it out. Until then, STFU, news media.

[aunt betty]

I for one am tired of hearing about the fucking thing. Get back to me when you've figured it out. Until then, STFU, news media.

But...cars are going down the street. Some are going straight, some turn right and some turn left. Dogs are barking but we're not sure why...stay tuned.

[3legged_lab]

I for one am tired of hearing about the fucking thing. Get back to me when you've figured it out. Until then, STFU, news media.

But...cars are going down the street. Some are going straight, some turn right and some turn left. Dogs are barking but we're not sure why...stay tuned.

What the fuck is this even supposed to mean? Did you get stocked back up on your medicine?

[aunt betty]

I for one am tired of hearing about the fucking thing. Get back to me when you've figured it out. Until then, STFU, news media.

But...cars are going down the street. Some are going straight, some turn right and some turn left. Dogs are barking but we're not sure why...stay tuned.

What the fuck is this even supposed to mean? Did you get stocked back up on your medicine?

Remember the Boston Masacre #2?
You need to try and remember. You sure your short term memory hasn't been destroyed by 'medicine' ?

[RonE]

Bangkok has it now. We'll never get her back.

We?? I didn't think that it even belonged to "us".