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What is the minimum # of sheets required???

Postby aunt betty » Tue Apr 01, 2014 4:15 pm

Couple guys here love to brag about what they ate and how they destroy public restrooms.
So what's the minimum # of sheets of TP required?

At home using Charmin I can get by with five.
FIVE SHEETS OF CHARMIN.
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Re: What is the minimum # of sheets required???

Postby RonE » Tue Apr 01, 2014 5:58 pm

You my friend are a destroyer of the environment and a waster of forest products. One sheet should get you by just fine.
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Re: What is the minimum # of sheets required???

Postby aunt betty » Tue Apr 01, 2014 6:09 pm

RonE wrote:You my friend are a destroyer of the environment and a waster of forest products. One sheet should get you by just fine.

I know. You use the same corn cob every day and have been since the outhouse fire in 1954.
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Re: What is the minimum # of sheets required???

Postby vincentpa » Tue Apr 01, 2014 6:11 pm

aunt betty wrote:Couple guys here love to brag about what they ate and how they destroy public restrooms.
So what's the minimum # of sheets of TP required?

At home using Charmin I can get by with five.
FIVE SHEETS OF CHARMIN.
NAH AH AH.


You must have permanent skid marks on your underwear.
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Re: What is the minimum # of sheets required???

Postby Frylock » Tue Apr 01, 2014 8:09 pm

Three or four but I'm pretty messy and get a fair amount on my hands as well.
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Re: What is the minimum # of sheets required???

Postby QH's Paw » Tue Apr 01, 2014 8:18 pm

I heard some guys get by with just 1 and then, 1 more to clean under their finger nails. :shock:
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Re: What is the minimum # of sheets required???

Postby Olly » Tue Apr 01, 2014 8:28 pm

I use whatever the hell is takes. I don't care if it's a whole damn roll, life's too short to be walking around with a dirty butt hole.
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Re: What is the minimum # of sheets required???

Postby assateague » Tue Apr 01, 2014 8:36 pm

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Re: What is the minimum # of sheets required???

Postby assateague » Tue Apr 01, 2014 8:36 pm

The wife gets pissed if I drag my ass across the living room carpet in front of company.
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Re: What is the minimum # of sheets required???

Postby QH's Paw » Tue Apr 01, 2014 8:37 pm

assateague wrote:The wife gets pissed if I drag my ass across the living room carpet in front of company.

But, it's okay when there's no company?
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Re: What is the minimum # of sheets required???

Postby aunt betty » Tue Apr 01, 2014 8:38 pm

assateague wrote:The wife gets pissed if I drag my ass across the living room carpet in front of company.
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Re: What is the minimum # of sheets required???

Postby assateague » Tue Apr 01, 2014 8:42 pm

QH's Paw wrote:
assateague wrote:The wife gets pissed if I drag my ass across the living room carpet in front of company.

But, it's okay when there's no company?


As far as you know :lol:
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Re: What is the minimum # of sheets required???

Postby ducks~n~bucks » Tue Apr 01, 2014 8:48 pm

Assa, you trying to get free duck commander shit or something?
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Re: What is the minimum # of sheets required???

Postby 3legged_lab » Tue Apr 01, 2014 8:55 pm

Olly wrote:I use whatever the hell is takes. I don't care if it's a whole damn roll, life's too short to be walking around with a dirty butt hole.

Same here. They grow new trees everyday.
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Re: What is the minimum # of sheets required???

Postby triplecurl » Tue Apr 01, 2014 9:00 pm

Wet wipes are the shit.
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Re: What is the minimum # of sheets required???

Postby NuffDaddy » Tue Apr 01, 2014 9:03 pm

4 minimum if it's the good paper. The 1 ply shit paper usually takes at least 10 pieces. I've had days where it's a lot more.
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Re: What is the minimum # of sheets required???

Postby aunt betty » Tue Apr 01, 2014 9:49 pm

Been noticing how I can make a monster roll last a month when camping but at home its like five days...my female must use more or something...
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Re: What is the minimum # of sheets required???

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Tue Apr 01, 2014 10:10 pm

I give zero sheets about this thread....:mrgreen:
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Re: What is the minimum # of sheets required???

Postby T Man » Wed Apr 02, 2014 12:34 am

Olly wrote:I use whatever the hell is takes. I don't care if it's a whole damn roll, life's too short to be walking around with a dirty butt hole.


This. Toilet paper is one thing you don't ration.
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Re: What is the minimum # of sheets required???

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Wed Apr 02, 2014 1:04 am

Dollar Shave Club. One Wipe Charlies.

Get some.
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Re: What is the minimum # of sheets required???

Postby 3legged_lab » Wed Apr 02, 2014 1:08 am

Feelin' Fowl wrote:Dollar Shave Club. One Wipe Charlies.

Get some.

I dont know what you're talking about and I don't think I wanna know. No shaving or any "Charlie's" near my binger.
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Re: What is the minimum # of sheets required???

Postby AKPirate » Wed Apr 02, 2014 1:10 am

3legged_lab wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote:Dollar Shave Club. One Wipe Charlies.

Get some.

I dont know what you're talking about and I don't think I wanna know. No shaving or any "Charlie's" near my binger.


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Re: What is the minimum # of sheets required???

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Wed Apr 02, 2014 1:15 am

rebelp74 wrote:Yeah I have a yacht, suck it bitches!

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Re: What is the minimum # of sheets required???

Postby Frylock » Wed Apr 02, 2014 3:07 am

3legged_lab wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote:Dollar Shave Club. One Wipe Charlies.

Get some.

I dont know what you're talking about and I don't think I wanna know. No shaving or any "Charlie's" near my binger.


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Re: What is the minimum # of sheets required???

Postby aunt betty » Wed Apr 02, 2014 7:10 am

You guys wanna hear what all I ate yesterday and a play by play of this morning along with graphic description of the stank? It was a good start to the day....yup.
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Re: What is the minimum # of sheets required???

Postby NuffDaddy » Wed Apr 02, 2014 8:37 am

aunt betty wrote:You guys wanna hear what all I ate yesterday and a play by play of this morning along with graphic description of the stank? It was a good start to the day....yup.

I sure as hell do!!
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Re: What is the minimum # of sheets required???

Postby huntall6 » Wed Apr 02, 2014 8:43 am

triplecurl wrote:Wet wipes are the shit.


This.

I stole my daughters wet wipe warmer and it now resides on the back of the toilet. One of the best ideas I ever had!
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Re: What is the minimum # of sheets required???

Postby FlintRiverFowler » Wed Apr 02, 2014 9:34 am

Olly wrote:I use whatever the hell is takes. I don't care if it's a whole damn roll, life's too short to be walking around with a dirty butt hole.

Damn straight. Ill even shower afterwards if its super sticky.
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Re: What is the minimum # of sheets required???

Postby FlintRiverFowler » Wed Apr 02, 2014 9:35 am

triplecurl wrote:Wet wipes are the shit.

Don't flush them. Wet wipes ruined a hunting trip one time bc I had to spend most of a day diggin up my septic tank and gettin somebody to pump it.
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Re: What is the minimum # of sheets required???

Postby RonE » Wed Apr 02, 2014 9:57 am

Olly wrote:I use whatever the hell is takes. I don't care if it's a whole damn roll, life's too short to be walking around with a dirty butt hole.


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