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Egg yokes

Postby capt1972 » Wed Apr 02, 2014 11:25 am

I know the debate on chewy vs inedible burnt bacon rages on, but how about your eggs? I love me some runny yokes mixed with hot sauce to dip buttered toast in! What say you?
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Re: Egg yokes

Postby The Duck Hammer » Wed Apr 02, 2014 11:27 am

I only eat fried eggs on sammiches so the yolk has to be popped and cooked or I'm gonna need another shirt.
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Re: Egg yokes

Postby gila-river » Wed Apr 02, 2014 11:28 am

I like them fried. My wife gets hers fertilized.
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Re: Egg yokes

Postby triplecurl » Wed Apr 02, 2014 11:28 am

Fried with runny yokes and buttered toast. Yummy!!!
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Re: Egg yokes

Postby Olly » Wed Apr 02, 2014 11:32 am

Fried or scrambled. Definitely not runny.
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Re: Egg yokes

Postby bill herian » Wed Apr 02, 2014 11:34 am

The Duck Hammer wrote:I only eat fried eggs on sammiches so the yolk has to be popped and cooked or I'm gonna need another shirt.


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Re: Egg yokes

Postby aunt betty » Wed Apr 02, 2014 11:50 am

If I'm cooking eggs for myself I like them a certain way but if someone else does it I'm not picky. Don't really want rocks and glass in them but if a duck feather gets in one I won't cry. Might whine a lil. ;)

Scrambled eggs dry with a couple slices of american cheese added and then slapped onto bread or a bun is pretty damned good. Couple slices of bacon tops it off magnificently.

Bacon...I cooked the worst bacon EVER last fall on a hunt with 3 guys from the forums. It was like chewing on extremely crunchy leather and they didn't complain. (sorry guys)


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Re: Egg yokes

Postby ohioduck » Wed Apr 02, 2014 12:14 pm

runny yokes chewy bacon and buttered toast.
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Re: Egg yokes

Postby capt1972 » Wed Apr 02, 2014 12:16 pm

ohioduck wrote:runny yokes chewy bacon and buttered toast.

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Re: Egg yokes

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Wed Apr 02, 2014 12:16 pm

Sunny side up or over easy and runny. Then you can dip your toast in them or mix them into your home fries or hash browns.... I hate scramble eggs. I give them a pass in a breakfast burrito but im still not happy about it.
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Re: Egg yokes

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Wed Apr 02, 2014 12:36 pm

Over medium.
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Re: Egg yokes

Postby Deltaman » Wed Apr 02, 2014 12:45 pm

Not crazy about seeing any translucent, uncooked whites in my egg, but do like the yokes runny for dipping, and mixing with grits and bacon.
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Re: Egg yokes

Postby capt1972 » Wed Apr 02, 2014 12:56 pm

Deltaman wrote:Not crazy about seeing any translucent, uncooked whites in my egg, but do like the yokes runny for dipping, and mixing with grits and bacon.

so, over easy?
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Postby Eric Haynes » Wed Apr 02, 2014 1:09 pm

Eggs over easy in a breakfast burrito is the tits
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Re: Egg yokes

Postby Deltaman » Wed Apr 02, 2014 1:17 pm

capt1972 wrote:
Deltaman wrote:Not crazy about seeing any translucent, uncooked whites in my egg, but do like the yokes runny for dipping, and mixing with grits and bacon.

so, over easy?


yes, over light........ or sunny side up, but using the spatula to splash hot grease across the top of it to finish cooking :thumbsup:
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Re: Egg yokes

Postby Eric Haynes » Wed Apr 02, 2014 1:19 pm

Deltaman wrote:
capt1972 wrote:
Deltaman wrote:Not crazy about seeing any translucent, uncooked whites in my egg, but do like the yokes runny for dipping, and mixing with grits and bacon.

so, over easy?


yes, over light........ or sunny side up, but using the spatula to splash hot grease across the top of it to finish cooking :thumbsup:


I get mine over-superlight.
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Re: Egg yokes

Postby aunt betty » Wed Apr 02, 2014 1:26 pm

Just made this. Could care less about how you like your chicken fetus cooked.
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Re: Egg yokes

Postby jarbo03 » Wed Apr 02, 2014 1:37 pm

DeadEye_Dan wrote:Over medium.



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Re: Egg yokes

Postby RonE » Wed Apr 02, 2014 1:47 pm

Over medium with salt, pepper and Tabasco sauce. I do not eat eggs without some kind of meat; ham, bacon, sausage and steak are all acceptable.
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Re: Egg yokes

Postby hudson » Wed Apr 02, 2014 2:19 pm

Over easy or scramblec
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Re: Egg yokes

Postby bill herian » Wed Apr 02, 2014 2:41 pm

I waste all my good jokes on you assholes. :|
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Re: Egg yokes

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Wed Apr 02, 2014 2:44 pm

bill herian wrote:I waste all my good jokes on you assholes. :|


Those are your good ones?
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Re: Egg yokes

Postby aunt betty » Wed Apr 02, 2014 3:03 pm

RonE wrote:Over medium with salt, pepper and Tabasco sauce. I do not eat eggs without some kind of meat; ham, bacon, sausage and steak are all acceptable.

He's bi.
Sucks eggs then meat.
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Re: Egg yokes

Postby The Duck Hammer » Wed Apr 02, 2014 3:09 pm

GadwallGetter530 wrote:
bill herian wrote:I waste all my good jokes on you assholes. :|


Those are your good ones?


Seriously. Bill your jokes need some work.
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Re: Egg yokes

Postby 3legged_lab » Wed Apr 02, 2014 3:10 pm

I like my eggs like I like my women - over easy!
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Re: Egg yokes

Postby bill herian » Wed Apr 02, 2014 3:11 pm

aunt betty wrote:
RonE wrote:Over medium with salt, pepper and Tabasco sauce. I do not eat eggs without some kind of meat; ham, bacon, sausage and steak are all acceptable.

He's bi.
Sucks eggs then meat.


Bahaha.

At least he was taught right.

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Re: Egg yokes

Postby aunt betty » Wed Apr 02, 2014 3:26 pm

Why can't you tease egg whites?
































Because they can't take a yoke. Ha!
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Re: Egg yokes

Postby aunt betty » Wed Apr 02, 2014 3:28 pm

What do you call a city of 20 million eggs?


New Yoke City. :lol:
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Re: Egg yokes

Postby huntall6 » Wed Apr 02, 2014 3:31 pm

Over easy. Don't like the taste of cooked yolks.
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Re: Egg yokes

Postby vincentpa » Wed Apr 02, 2014 3:58 pm

Over easy. Gotta have something to dip the toast in.
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