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Postby triplecurl » Wed Apr 02, 2014 7:30 pm

Believe my tv just took a crap on me. Anybody got any ideas on what's wrong or do need to just go ahead and get a new one?

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Re: TV

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Wed Apr 02, 2014 7:31 pm

Piss on it.
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Re: TV

Postby capt1972 » Wed Apr 02, 2014 7:33 pm

GadwallGetter530 wrote:Piss on it.

beat me to it.
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Re: TV

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Wed Apr 02, 2014 7:33 pm

It appears to have a baseball game on it.

Have you tried the clicker thing to see what else is on??
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Re: TV

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Wed Apr 02, 2014 7:35 pm

capt1972 wrote:
GadwallGetter530 wrote:Piss on it.

beat me to it.


I have the reflexes of a cat and the speed of a mongoose!
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Re: TV

Postby triplecurl » Wed Apr 02, 2014 7:35 pm

GadwallGetter530 wrote:Piss on it.


Already did that. Shocked the piss outta me.
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Re: TV

Postby triplecurl » Wed Apr 02, 2014 7:38 pm

DeadEye_Dan wrote:It appears to have a baseball game on it.

Have you tried the clicker thing to see what else is on??


Yep nothing else good is on except the playboy channel, but the kids are still up.
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Re: TV

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Wed Apr 02, 2014 7:39 pm

DeadEye_Dan wrote:It appears to have a baseball game on it.

Have you tried the clicker thing to see what else is on??

Maybe you can find some five on five convict ball on t.v. Heard that season is goin on right now.
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Re: TV

Postby AKPirate » Wed Apr 02, 2014 7:39 pm

Get a new one and make some kind of tool out of the old one
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Re: TV

Postby Olly » Wed Apr 02, 2014 7:55 pm

The finals have burned out. Time to get a new one.
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Re: TV

Postby aunt betty » Wed Apr 02, 2014 8:06 pm

Try different channels. It may be that broadcast is having a problem.
Then check your settings. My tv did some weird shit like that once. The dog rolled onto the remote and changed it to windowbox or something.
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Postby triplecurl » Wed Apr 02, 2014 8:27 pm

Olly wrote:The finals have burned out. Time to get a new one.


Oh well, I paid $200 for it 4 years ago. Guess it's time for a new one.

Just curious, what are finals?
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Re: TV

Postby RonE » Wed Apr 02, 2014 8:35 pm

Maybe you can make a welder or some other tool out of the old set. :D
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Re: TV

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Wed Apr 02, 2014 8:36 pm

triplecurl wrote:
Olly wrote:The finals have burned out. Time to get a new one.


Oh well, I paid $200 for it 4 years ago. Guess it's time for a new one.

Just curious, what are finals?

A TV has a limited number of hours that it can be watched, so when they build it they program in a function where it slowly dies - sort of like a warning that your TV is about to shit the bed - it's in it's "Final hours" or simply "finals" now.
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Re: TV

Postby sws002 » Wed Apr 02, 2014 8:46 pm

DeadEye_Dan wrote:
triplecurl wrote:
Olly wrote:The finals have burned out. Time to get a new one.


Oh well, I paid $200 for it 4 years ago. Guess it's time for a new one.

Just curious, what are finals?

A TV has a limited number of hours that it can be watched, so when they build it they program in a function where it slowly dies - sort of like a warning that your TV is about to shit the bed - it's in it's "Final hours" or simply "finals" now.


I've heard this somewhere before, that even if your TV is 100% functional, after do many hours it will just cease to function. Also heard that there is some way to reset this...
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Re: TV

Postby 3legged_lab » Wed Apr 02, 2014 8:46 pm

In the olden days there were people who could repair tv's.
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Re: TV

Postby gila-river » Wed Apr 02, 2014 8:51 pm

3legged_lab wrote:In the olden days there were people who could repair tv's.

Get off my lawn.
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Re: TV

Postby 3legged_lab » Wed Apr 02, 2014 8:56 pm

gila-river wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:In the olden days there were people who could repair tv's.

Get off my lawn.

Im a product of the throw-away generation, you're the old carrot farmer!
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Re: TV

Postby gila-river » Wed Apr 02, 2014 8:57 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
gila-river wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:In the olden days there were people who could repair tv's.

Get off my lawn.

Im a product of the throw-away generation, you're the old carrot farmer!

Don't you forget it jr.
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Re: TV

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Wed Apr 02, 2014 8:57 pm

sws002 wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:
triplecurl wrote:
Olly wrote:The finals have burned out. Time to get a new one.


Oh well, I paid $200 for it 4 years ago. Guess it's time for a new one.

Just curious, what are finals?

A TV has a limited number of hours that it can be watched, so when they build it they program in a function where it slowly dies - sort of like a warning that your TV is about to shit the bed - it's in it's "Final hours" or simply "finals" now.


I've heard this somewhere before, that even if your TV is 100% functional, after do many hours it will just cease to function. Also heard that there is some way to reset this...


Really?? Because I totally made that up.
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Re: TV

Postby sws002 » Wed Apr 02, 2014 9:02 pm

DeadEye_Dan wrote:
sws002 wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:
triplecurl wrote:
Olly wrote:The finals have burned out. Time to get a new one.


Oh well, I paid $200 for it 4 years ago. Guess it's time for a new one.

Just curious, what are finals?

A TV has a limited number of hours that it can be watched, so when they build it they program in a function where it slowly dies - sort of like a warning that your TV is about to shit the bed - it's in it's "Final hours" or simply "finals" now.


I've heard this somewhere before, that even if your TV is 100% functional, after do many hours it will just cease to function. Also heard that there is some way to reset this...


Really?? Because I totally made that up.


Serious as a heart attack. For the life of me can't remember where I heard it, but it is supposedly true.
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Re: TV

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Wed Apr 02, 2014 9:03 pm

I just did a double take and almost deleted that comment, because it's nearly identical to the one I just posted in another thread. I thought I had some wired tapatalk shit going on!!
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Re: TV

Postby 3legged_lab » Wed Apr 02, 2014 9:03 pm

gila-river wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
gila-river wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:In the olden days there were people who could repair tv's.

Get off my lawn.

Im a product of the throw-away generation, you're the old carrot farmer!

Don't you forget it jr.

Actually its JR.
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Re: TV

Postby MuddyWaterWarlock » Wed Apr 02, 2014 9:03 pm

sws002 wrote:
Serious as a heart attack. For the life of me can't remember where I heard it, but it is supposedly true.

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Re: TV

Postby gila-river » Wed Apr 02, 2014 9:04 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
gila-river wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
gila-river wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:In the olden days there were people who could repair tv's.

Get off my lawn.

Im a product of the throw-away generation, you're the old carrot farmer!

Don't you forget it jr.

Actually its JR.

Wait, you're correcting how I spelled jr., or your name is JR?
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Re: TV

Postby 3legged_lab » Wed Apr 02, 2014 9:06 pm

gila-river wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
gila-river wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
gila-river wrote:[quote="3legged_lab"]In the olden days there were people who could repair tv's.

Get off my lawn.

Im a product of the throw-away generation, you're the old carrot farmer!

Don't you forget it jr.

Actually its JR.

Wait, you're correcting how I spelled jr., or your name is JR?[/quote]
The latter.
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Re: TV

Postby gila-river » Wed Apr 02, 2014 9:10 pm

Well in that case I will stick with whippersnapper to avoid confusion.
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Re: TV

Postby aunt betty » Thu Apr 03, 2014 2:30 pm

I just figured out what is wrong with op's tv.
They spelled Sony wrong.
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