Big day today.
Big day today.
by ManlyMan » Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:14 am
Lady is moving in with me. GPS says she will arrive at 5:56PM tonight. What should I do with my last 7 hours of bacheloritude?
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Re: Big day today.
by gila-river » Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:20 am
Take down the stripper pole in the living room.
EAT YOUR VEGETABLES
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Re: Big day today.
by ohioduck » Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:22 am
Remove all dead hookers. Using the proper tool of course.
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Re: Big day today.
by capt1972 » Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:22 am
ManlyMan wrote:Lady is moving in with me. GPS says she will arrive at 5:56PM tonight. What should I do with my last 7 hours of bacheloritude?
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
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The Tree of Liberty Must be Refreshed From Time to Time With the BLOOD OF TYRANTS
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Re: Big day today.
by aunt betty » Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:27 am
Seven hours...make yourself a honey do list and get ahead of the game. Then start rubbing your ankle with sandpaper to toughen it up. The shackle for the ball n chain goes there.
Orrrr.
Run Forest, run.
Congrats manlyman.
Orrrr.
Run Forest, run.
Congrats manlyman.
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Re: Big day today.
by Flightstopper » Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:28 am
Piss on everything to further establish your domain.
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Re: Big day today.
by capt1972 » Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:32 am
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
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Re: Big day today.
by Feelin' Fowl » Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:39 am
Drink beer and crush some box
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Re: Big day today.
by DeadEye_Dan » Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:39 am
Make her a kick-ass dinner
Cover your ears, Darlin'
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Re: Big day today.
by Olly » Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:46 am
Relax and have a beer!
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Re: Big day today.
by Tomkat » Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:46 am
ManlyMan wrote:Lady is moving in with me. GPS says she will arrive at 5:56PM tonight. What should I do with my last 7 hours of bacheloritude?
The romance stage has officially ended.
Prepare for the harsh reality of cohabitation.
In time you will become a chronic masturbater. Do not be alarmed or surprised; this is natural. All part of natures design.
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Re: Big day today.
by aunt betty » Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:49 am
Nuclear Waste:
2 oz. vodka
1 oz. sunkist orange or orange crush
Ice to fill glass rest of the way.
Keith Richards says "it's lovely".
Get wasted Doc.
2 oz. vodka
1 oz. sunkist orange or orange crush
Ice to fill glass rest of the way.
Keith Richards says "it's lovely".
Get wasted Doc.
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Re: Big day today.
by ohioduck » Thu Apr 10, 2014 12:30 pm
capt1972 wrote:
Yes please.
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Re: Big day today.
by 3legged_lab » Thu Apr 10, 2014 2:50 pm
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Re: Big day today.
by aunt betty » Thu Apr 10, 2014 2:53 pm
It's time to wager on how long it takes her to tell him, "no, you have to stay home this weekend and make flower arrangements and invitations to her BFF's wedding".
My guess is Thanksgiving and Christmas will be spent at her parents from now on.
Does FIL hunt? If so, you may have a chance.
My guess is Thanksgiving and Christmas will be spent at her parents from now on.
Does FIL hunt? If so, you may have a chance.
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Re: Big day today.
by bill herian » Thu Apr 10, 2014 3:12 pm
You should call one of your friends that has a baby and borrow it for a few hours. Set up a crib in the spare room.
Explain to her how the mother wants to be involved once she gets out of rehab.
Explain to her how the mother wants to be involved once she gets out of rehab.
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Re: Big day today.
by sws002 » Thu Apr 10, 2014 3:31 pm
bill herian wrote:You should call one of your friends that has a baby and borrow it for a few hours. Set up a crib in the spare room.
Explain to her how the mother wants to be involved once she gets out of rehab.
Bill, you are a devious sonuvabitch, I like it!
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Re: Big day today.
by ManlyMan » Thu Apr 10, 2014 3:44 pm
Tomkat wrote:ManlyMan wrote:Lady is moving in with me. GPS says she will arrive at 5:56PM tonight. What should I do with my last 7 hours of bacheloritude?
The romance stage has officially ended.
Prepare for the harsh reality of cohabitation.
In time you will become a chronic masturbater. Do not be alarmed or surprised; this is natural. All part of natures design.
I'm actually quite afraid the opposite will happen. That is my "me time." I'm afraid I will lose it with someone always there staring at me.
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Re: Big day today.
by goodkarmarising » Thu Apr 10, 2014 3:46 pm
I am sure doc is working on a checklist of chores and an orientation handbook of acceptable conduct....a layout of where everything belongs...etc etc etc
Congrats Doc
Congrats Doc
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Re: Big day today.
by ManlyMan » Thu Apr 10, 2014 3:49 pm
Snack of champions.
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Re: Big day today.
by bill herian » Thu Apr 10, 2014 3:52 pm
Doc, if you are having second thoughts, that fall should kill you.
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Re: Big day today.
by ManlyMan » Thu Apr 10, 2014 3:54 pm
no way man. Just bought a new plant today. #fatherbill herian wrote:Doc, if you are having second thoughts, that fall should kill you.
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Re: Big day today.
by DC727 » Thu Apr 10, 2014 3:56 pm
You trip me out, Doc
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Re: Big day today.
by Redbeard » Thu Apr 10, 2014 4:10 pm
Masturbate two hours prior to her arrival. That way when you properly welcome her to her new home you'll last 53 seconds longer than usual...essentially doubling your usual play time
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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Re: Big day today.
by Redbeard » Thu Apr 10, 2014 4:11 pm
are those for her? Or you?ManlyMan wrote:no way man. Just bought a new plant today. #fatherbill herian wrote:Doc, if you are having second thoughts, that fall should kill you.
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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Re: Big day today.
by ManlyMan » Thu Apr 10, 2014 4:13 pm
Redbeard wrote:are those for her? Or you?ManlyMan wrote:no way man. Just bought a new plant today. #fatherbill herian wrote:Doc, if you are having second thoughts, that fall should kill you.
Myself.
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Re: Big day today.
by DeadEye_Dan » Thu Apr 10, 2014 4:14 pm
Redbeard wrote:Masturbate two hours prior to her arrival. That way when you properly welcome her to her new home you'll last 53 seconds longer than usual...essentially doubling your usual play time
Got to keep the pipes clear...
Cover your ears, Darlin'
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Re: Big day today.
by Redbeard » Thu Apr 10, 2014 4:18 pm
good for you man. I can honestly say I've never bought flowers for myselfManlyMan wrote:Redbeard wrote:are those for her? Or you?ManlyMan wrote:no way man. Just bought a new plant today. #fatherbill herian wrote:Doc, if you are having second thoughts, that fall should kill you.
Myself.
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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Re: Big day today.
by Bootlipkiller » Thu Apr 10, 2014 4:21 pm
bill herian wrote:Doc, if you are having second thoughts, that fall should kill you.
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