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Re: Missing Flight 370 theories

Postby ohioduck » Thu Apr 10, 2014 7:42 am

It's not around here or the crack heads would have it stripped down and there would be scrap laying all over the place
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Re: Missing Flight 370 theories

Postby capt1972 » Thu Apr 10, 2014 9:14 am

Not in my garage. I asked my neighbor to look in his, he shook his head and walked away. I think he may be hiding something.
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Re: Missing Flight 370 theories

Postby MuddyWaterWarlock » Thu Apr 10, 2014 9:10 pm

I think I have it figured out.
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Re: Missing Flight 370 theories

Postby aunt betty » Thu Apr 10, 2014 9:14 pm

MuddyWaterWarlock wrote:I think I have it figured out.

Throw out your theory. The guys have the AA manned and ready to shoot it to bits. :)
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Re: Missing Flight 370 theories

Postby capt1972 » Thu Apr 10, 2014 9:17 pm

Broke into neighbor's garage,not there. I thought for sure.......
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Re: Missing Flight 370 theories

Postby 3legged_lab » Thu Apr 10, 2014 9:30 pm

capt1972 wrote:Broke into neighbor's garage,not there. I thought for sure.......

Did you drink all the beers in his fridge?
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Re: Missing Flight 370 theories

Postby capt1972 » Thu Apr 10, 2014 9:31 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
capt1972 wrote:Broke into neighbor's garage,not there. I thought for sure.......

Did you drink all the beers in his fridge?

nooooooooooo....
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Re: Missing Flight 370 theories

Postby Bootlipkiller » Fri Apr 11, 2014 12:48 am

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Meridian Idaho?

California of course
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Re: Missing Flight 370 theories

Postby aunt betty » Fri Aug 05, 2016 5:26 pm

Hardly a morning goes by where I don't remember to lean over and ask the wife, "have they found flight 370 yet?".
It will say that on my tombstone. :clap:
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Re: Missing Flight 370 theories

Postby Bad17 » Fri Aug 05, 2016 5:41 pm

aunt betty wrote:Hardly a morning goes by where I don't remember to lean over and ask the wife, "have they found flight 370 yet?".
It will say that on my tombstone. :clap:

Well you're still full of shit.


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Re: Missing Flight 370 theories

Postby aunt betty » Wed Aug 10, 2016 3:16 pm

Bad17 wrote:
aunt betty wrote:Hardly a morning goes by where I don't remember to lean over and ask the wife, "have they found flight 370 yet?".
It will say that on my tombstone. :clap:

Well you're still full of shit.


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Damn skippy.
"Have they found that plane yet?". :clap:
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Re: Missing Flight 370 theories

Postby Botiz630 » Thu Aug 11, 2016 9:13 am

Yeah, they've found multiple debris pieces that they've confirmed came from mh370.
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Re: Missing Flight 370 theories

Postby Bad17 » Thu Aug 11, 2016 9:33 am

aunt betty wrote:
Bad17 wrote:
aunt betty wrote:Hardly a morning goes by where I don't remember to lean over and ask the wife, "have they found flight 370 yet?".
It will say that on my tombstone. :clap:

Well you're still full of shit.


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Damn skippy.
"Have they found that plane yet?". :clap:

Never will. How have you been my friend.


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Re: Missing Flight 370 theories

Postby aunt betty » Thu Aug 11, 2016 10:22 am

Bad17 wrote:
aunt betty wrote:
Bad17 wrote:
aunt betty wrote:Hardly a morning goes by where I don't remember to lean over and ask the wife, "have they found flight 370 yet?".
It will say that on my tombstone. :clap:

Well you're still full of shit.


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Damn skippy.
"Have they found that plane yet?". :clap:

Never will. How have you been my friend.


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Re: Missing Flight 370 theories

Postby Bad17 » Thu Aug 11, 2016 11:55 am

aunt betty wrote:
Bad17 wrote:
aunt betty wrote:
Bad17 wrote:
aunt betty wrote:Hardly a morning goes by where I don't remember to lean over and ask the wife, "have they found flight 370 yet?".
It will say that on my tombstone. :clap:

Well you're still full of shit.


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Damn skippy.
"Have they found that plane yet?". :clap:

Never will. How have you been my friend.


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How am I?
Ok I guess but that danged lump I got on my knee is growing into a frickin golf-ball size. It's done this twice and it'll grow to baseball size then pop one day while I'm setting decoys in about a month. I think it's a cyst and have a couple others. Pop it and it goes away for 4 years or so. No way am I asking the quacks to look.


TMI


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Re: Missing Flight 370 theories

Postby aunt betty » Thu Aug 11, 2016 12:45 pm

Oh, that was the hypothetical "how are you?" where you're spose to say great...great and keep walkin.
So...how are you? (it's a trap)
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Re: Missing Flight 370 theories

Postby Bad17 » Thu Aug 11, 2016 6:00 pm

I'm divorced and paying child support. So you can fill in the blanks. Lol


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Re: Missing Flight 370 theories

Postby aunt betty » Wed Oct 05, 2016 7:17 am

Flight 77 was sitting in the same hanger as Flight 370...i mean until it got disassembled and sold for scrap.
You can believe all you want but making a jet airliner disappear is one of them tricks that Siegfried and Roy used to do all the dang time. ;)
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